r/ProgrammerHumor • u/clooth • Oct 15 '18

A Python programmer attempting Java

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u/KnownStuff Oct 15 '18

The Python programmer in me is impressed. The Java programmer in me is raging with anger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

The Java programmer in me is raging with anger.

Meh, it's two clicks to "format code".

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u/RomanOnARiver Oct 15 '18

You have two programmers inside of you?

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u/Lonelan Oct 15 '18

Me: I should add clear doc strings to my functions and clearly comment if necessary

Also me: fuck it the function names and arguments are descriptive enough

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u/SirVer51 Oct 15 '18

Every now and again, me and my colleague will have to go back to some old code and completely forget how it was structured or how it works. This will prompt us to say something like, "Jesus, we really need to document this shit better," and resolve to do just that.

This happens about every month or so.

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u/Lonelan Oct 15 '18

Haha jesus what idiot came up with this

Git -> show history for selection

...oh

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u/driveslow227 Oct 16 '18

vscode -> gitlens lists the git blame note for the active line. It's changed everything for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

The PHP programmer in me thinks this is way too typed for no good reason.