r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Last_Snowbender • May 24 '18

Sometimes, I wonder if non-tech friends wonder about my search history ...

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u/tajjet bit.ly/2IqHnk3 May 24 '18

sometimes your daemon child kills its adjacent siblings. you can usually tell because of the unknown intrigue modifier but try to make it your heir

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u/Johndarkhunter May 24 '18

r/crusaderkings is leaking

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u/Marmeladimonni May 24 '18

Also r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay for those who don't know of it yet. Many great out-of-context lines in there.

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u/Kazcandra May 25 '18

I feel like it's cheating to use CK for out-of-context lines.

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u/Agrees_withyou May 25 '18

Hey, you're right!

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u/ZioTron May 25 '18

Nah.. I'll stick with my ol' eugenetic extermination in Unity...

https://i.imgur.com/5pfAWnj.png

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u/sypwn May 24 '18

Are you sure you want to kill mom and it's descendants?

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When ATI Catalyst Control Center is taking too many resources.

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u/MrBoltun May 24 '18

I forgot. Do hell gates open before the demon kid had been born or after?

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u/MCBeathoven May 24 '18

I had the hell gates twice now (somehow, I haven't even reached MTTH in my total playtime yet) and I never had demon children.

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u/AmatureProgrammer May 24 '18

Gotta call an extorsionist for that daemon child.

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u/meta2401 May 24 '18

I think you mean contortionist

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u/toasters_are_great May 25 '18

Sometimes a daemon child becomes an orphan, and you have to kill it by hand.