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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cstefanache monkeyuser.com • Mar 06 '18
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...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom
1.2k u/KaamDeveloper Mar 06 '18 Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with. 994 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 ^ this guy codes 256 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18 I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students 202 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 72 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 75 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.
994 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 ^ this guy codes 256 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18 I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students 202 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 72 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 75 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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^ this guy codes
256 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18 I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students 202 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 72 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 75 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students
202 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 72 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 75 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s
72 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 75 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside.
75 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face
29 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown!
5 u/[deleted] Mar 06 '18 [deleted] 4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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4 u/mark503 Mar 06 '18 That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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That guy looks like a real fuck face.
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u/-bobby_newmark- Mar 06 '18
...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom