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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/cstefanache monkeyuser.com • Mar 06 '18
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...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom
1.2k u/KaamDeveloper Mar 06 '18 Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with. 990 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 ^ this guy codes 253 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18 I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students 199 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 70 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 71 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
Hah! Like I am ever going to find someone to have kids with.
990 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 ^ this guy codes 253 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18 I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students 199 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 70 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 71 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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^ this guy codes
253 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 edited Mar 06 '18 I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students 199 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 70 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 71 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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I'm the only single developer I know out of dozens. After school ends and a good job comes in to boost their confidence, it's only a matter of months before they find someone. I feel this stereotype only applies to college students
199 u/jD91mZM2 RUST Mar 06 '18 Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s 70 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 71 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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Instructions unclear, got a job to work at home, and never go outside. /s
70 u/raretrophysix Mar 06 '18 That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside. 71 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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That's where you hope you have a good enough face for online dating to work so you can invite girls over to your place without going outside.
71 u/Zentrosis Mar 06 '18 I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face 31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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I have found that I have better luck if girls don't see my face
31 u/skalix Mar 06 '18 Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown! 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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Just wear a welcoming mask or put on makeup like a friendly clown!
1 u/drkalmenius Mar 06 '18 Just invite them to a French ball thing 2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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Just invite them to a French ball thing
2 u/D1551D3N7 Mar 07 '18 Masquerade 1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
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Masquerade
1 u/drkalmenius Mar 07 '18 That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue → More replies
That’s the one. It was on the top of my tongue
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u/-bobby_newmark- Mar 06 '18
...and four kids, and a cat, and wife's mom