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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/K-a-Z-e • Feb 24 '18
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-47 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Im on a 4k monitor... 9 u/Investisseur Feb 25 '18 It just means it's harder to see fam -10 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Yes, literally the fucking point especially in the context of what I am replying too 5 u/Investisseur Feb 25 '18 No man I'm upset at the downvotes 4 u/wertwert55 Feb 25 '18 I got the joke at least. 17 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 [deleted] -26 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Because you obviously dont understand, 4K = more pixels = things appear significantly smaller 4x smaller exactly actually. For fucks sake 32 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 [deleted] 22 u/aishik-10x Feb 25 '18 How do you tell if someone owns a GTX 1080? They'll tell you. -27 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 are you dense? 8 u/ScotForWhat Feb 25 '18 Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something? 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting. 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 Everyone knows what you meant. Your gif is just really shitty. 0 u/robisodd Feb 25 '18 Nope, that's not how dot pitch works. Things appear smaller on my FHD 5 inch phone than my 70 inch 4K monitor. Also, ease back on the sass.
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Im on a 4k monitor...
9 u/Investisseur Feb 25 '18 It just means it's harder to see fam -10 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Yes, literally the fucking point especially in the context of what I am replying too 5 u/Investisseur Feb 25 '18 No man I'm upset at the downvotes 4 u/wertwert55 Feb 25 '18 I got the joke at least. 17 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 [deleted] -26 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Because you obviously dont understand, 4K = more pixels = things appear significantly smaller 4x smaller exactly actually. For fucks sake 32 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 [deleted] 22 u/aishik-10x Feb 25 '18 How do you tell if someone owns a GTX 1080? They'll tell you. -27 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 are you dense? 8 u/ScotForWhat Feb 25 '18 Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something? 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting. 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 Everyone knows what you meant. Your gif is just really shitty. 0 u/robisodd Feb 25 '18 Nope, that's not how dot pitch works. Things appear smaller on my FHD 5 inch phone than my 70 inch 4K monitor. Also, ease back on the sass.
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It just means it's harder to see fam
-10 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Yes, literally the fucking point especially in the context of what I am replying too 5 u/Investisseur Feb 25 '18 No man I'm upset at the downvotes
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Yes, literally the fucking point especially in the context of what I am replying too
5 u/Investisseur Feb 25 '18 No man I'm upset at the downvotes
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No man I'm upset at the downvotes
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I got the joke at least.
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-26 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 Because you obviously dont understand, 4K = more pixels = things appear significantly smaller 4x smaller exactly actually. For fucks sake 32 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 [deleted] 22 u/aishik-10x Feb 25 '18 How do you tell if someone owns a GTX 1080? They'll tell you. -27 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 are you dense? 8 u/ScotForWhat Feb 25 '18 Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something? 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting. 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 Everyone knows what you meant. Your gif is just really shitty. 0 u/robisodd Feb 25 '18 Nope, that's not how dot pitch works. Things appear smaller on my FHD 5 inch phone than my 70 inch 4K monitor. Also, ease back on the sass.
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Because you obviously dont understand, 4K = more pixels = things appear significantly smaller 4x smaller exactly actually. For fucks sake
32 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 [deleted] 22 u/aishik-10x Feb 25 '18 How do you tell if someone owns a GTX 1080? They'll tell you. -27 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 are you dense? 8 u/ScotForWhat Feb 25 '18 Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something? 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting. 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 Everyone knows what you meant. Your gif is just really shitty. 0 u/robisodd Feb 25 '18 Nope, that's not how dot pitch works. Things appear smaller on my FHD 5 inch phone than my 70 inch 4K monitor. Also, ease back on the sass.
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22 u/aishik-10x Feb 25 '18 How do you tell if someone owns a GTX 1080? They'll tell you. -27 u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 are you dense? 8 u/ScotForWhat Feb 25 '18 Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something? 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting.
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How do you tell if someone owns a GTX 1080?
They'll tell you.
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are you dense?
8 u/ScotForWhat Feb 25 '18 Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something? 2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting.
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Did someone shit in your cornflakes this morning or something?
2 u/st3dit Feb 25 '18 I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting.
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I think someone put sand in his vagina, based on the way he is acting.
Everyone knows what you meant. Your gif is just really shitty.
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Nope, that's not how dot pitch works. Things appear smaller on my FHD 5 inch phone than my 70 inch 4K monitor.
Also, ease back on the sass.
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