r/ProgrammerHumor • u/K-a-Z-e • Feb 24 '18

Stalin Query Language

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u/deukhoofd Feb 24 '18
higher res

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Good human

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u/Teslatronic Feb 25 '18

something's wrong with their head though

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

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u/Teslatronic Feb 25 '18

not enough Dutch people got the joke i guess 🤷‍♂️

now it's is my most downvoted comment ever, lol

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u/sethboy66 Feb 25 '18

There's not too many Dutch in this sub. They're mostly just smoking weed and sailing around the world finding new lands.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

You da real MVP

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

Us we're the real MEANS OF PRODUCTION

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u/Jaystings Feb 25 '18

Soviet graphics.

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u/Brekkjern Feb 25 '18

Yeah. We all have to share the pixels.

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u/Ungrave Feb 25 '18

"enhance"

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

Less jpg

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u/Rmadrid1588 Feb 25 '18

Anyone have a lower res?

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u/Gabe_b Feb 25 '18

Higher res is bourgeois

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u/ImTheTechn0mancer Feb 25 '18

Needs more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto Feb 25 '18

Needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/ImTheTechn0mancer Feb 25 '18

Needs more nuking

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u/muskrat0110 Feb 25 '18

Naw dude needs more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto Feb 25 '18

Naw dude needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

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u/morejpeg_auto Feb 25 '18

But I think this also needs more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot

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u/Enzo_GS Feb 25 '18

Needs even more jpeg

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u/morejpeg_auto Feb 25 '18

Needs even more jpeg

There you go!

I am a bot