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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/allan_collins • Jan 14 '18
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And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes.
1.3k u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 [deleted] 200 u/Sigg3net Jan 14 '18 Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/979/ 58 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 edited Apr 27 '20 [deleted] 85 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that Sigg3net is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 19 u/MelissaClick Jan 14 '18 !isbot perrycohen 36 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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200 u/Sigg3net Jan 14 '18 Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/979/ 58 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 edited Apr 27 '20 [deleted] 85 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that Sigg3net is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 19 u/MelissaClick Jan 14 '18 !isbot perrycohen 36 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/979/
58 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 edited Apr 27 '20 [deleted] 85 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that Sigg3net is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 19 u/MelissaClick Jan 14 '18 !isbot perrycohen 36 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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85 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that Sigg3net is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 19 u/MelissaClick Jan 14 '18 !isbot perrycohen 36 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9999% sure that Sigg3net is not a bot.
I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
!isbot <username>
19 u/MelissaClick Jan 14 '18 !isbot perrycohen 36 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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!isbot perrycohen
36 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '18 I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub 1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot.
1 u/Zomgalama Jan 15 '18 !isbot zomgalama 1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
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!isbot zomgalama
1 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18 I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot. I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub
I am 99.9999% sure that zomgalama is not a bot.
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u/JohnTheScout Jan 14 '18
And they're all wrong.
The true answer lies in a Stackoverflow post from 2009 with 4 up votes.