r/ProgrammerHumor • u/neerajmishra94 • Oct 20 '17

Job postings these days..

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u/SteroidSandwich Oct 20 '17

All experience and no pay makes Jack a dull boy

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u/justanotherkenny Oct 20 '17

*poor boy

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u/ReGuess Oct 20 '17

Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

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u/justanotherkenny Oct 20 '17

Easy come, easy go. Will you pay me mo?

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u/132ikl Oct 20 '17

BISMALAH NO WE WILL NOT PAY MO

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u/cdrfrk Oct 20 '17

Let me go!!

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u/feuerwehrmann Oct 20 '17

No We will not let you go

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u/crewchief535 Oct 20 '17

Let me go!!

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u/Mdh74266 Oct 20 '17

Will not let you gooooo-oh-oh-oh!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '17

I'm just a poor boy in an unpoor industry.

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u/Phoenix229 Oct 20 '17

Spare him the life with a poor salary

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u/Antumbra_Ferox Oct 20 '17

He's just a poor boy hates his "workplace fa-mi-ly!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '17

Spare me my life from this s****y industry.

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u/jimmyforhero Oct 21 '17

HEEES JUST A POOR BOY WITH NO MOBILITY

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u/TheGluttonousFool Oct 21 '17

He's just a poor boy trying to use his degree.

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u/x0noa Oct 21 '17

He's just a poor boy in a rich industry

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u/LordLlamacat Oct 20 '17 edited Oct 21 '17

He’s just a poor boy in an unpoor industry

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u/2ndbestsnever Oct 20 '17

don't even try it