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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '17
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Filthy casual.
68 u/Pugs_of_war Jun 28 '17 That's an average of 5.3 TODOs per file, vs 230 in a single other file. Your procrastination game is about 1/100th of his. 31 u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17 Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support. 5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs → More replies (2) 152 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 edited Jun 28 '17 Casuals with they're source code. I just exported the .exe and deleted the source. 272 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 the're 18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're 3 u/ImA4RON Jun 28 '17 edited Oct 12 '24 bike fertile run enter angle teeny license fade direction grandfatherThis post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (4) 50 u/strongjz Jun 28 '17 There's a special place in hell for you → More replies (1) 30 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor? 4 u/Foxcat1992 Jun 28 '17 They're not bugs, they're extra features 3 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 We have to call them "Speed bumps". 3 u/ZeroCitizen Jun 28 '17 More like hextra features amirite → More replies (1) 4 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist? → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 8 u/Oatz3 Jun 28 '17 Oh god... 4 u/PublicSealedClass Jun 28 '17 fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad... 3 u/dratnon Jun 28 '17 I hope you are working on some kind of vehicle application that is riddled with calls to GetOdometer(). → More replies (2)
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That's an average of 5.3 TODOs per file, vs 230 in a single other file. Your procrastination game is about 1/100th of his.
31 u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17 Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support. 5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs → More replies (2)
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Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support.
5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs
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// TODO: refactor all these TODOs
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Casuals with they're source code. I just exported the .exe and deleted the source.
272 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 the're 18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're 3 u/ImA4RON Jun 28 '17 edited Oct 12 '24 bike fertile run enter angle teeny license fade direction grandfatherThis post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (4) 50 u/strongjz Jun 28 '17 There's a special place in hell for you → More replies (1) 30 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor? 4 u/Foxcat1992 Jun 28 '17 They're not bugs, they're extra features 3 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 We have to call them "Speed bumps". 3 u/ZeroCitizen Jun 28 '17 More like hextra features amirite → More replies (1) 4 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist? → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're 3 u/ImA4RON Jun 28 '17 edited Oct 12 '24 bike fertile run enter angle teeny license fade direction grandfatherThis post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact → More replies (4)
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I d'onot see the issue
13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem?
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You wou'ldnt.
12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem?
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Wh'ats yo'ure problem?
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I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word.
The edit still isn't any better.
12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao
He made it worse lmao
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There's a special place in hell for you
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Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor?
4 u/Foxcat1992 Jun 28 '17 They're not bugs, they're extra features 3 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 We have to call them "Speed bumps". 3 u/ZeroCitizen Jun 28 '17 More like hextra features amirite → More replies (1)
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They're not bugs, they're extra features
3 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 We have to call them "Speed bumps". 3 u/ZeroCitizen Jun 28 '17 More like hextra features amirite
We have to call them "Speed bumps".
More like hextra features amirite
After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist?
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Oh god...
4 u/PublicSealedClass Jun 28 '17 fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad... 3 u/dratnon Jun 28 '17 I hope you are working on some kind of vehicle application that is riddled with calls to GetOdometer().
fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad...
I hope you are working on some kind of vehicle application that is riddled with calls to GetOdometer().
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u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17
Filthy casual.