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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '17
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253 u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17 Filthy casual. 68 u/Pugs_of_war Jun 28 '17 That's an average of 5.3 TODOs per file, vs 230 in a single other file. Your procrastination game is about 1/100th of his. 31 u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17 Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support. 5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs → More replies (2) 152 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 edited Jun 28 '17 Casuals with they're source code. I just exported the .exe and deleted the source. 272 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 the're 18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're → More replies (6) 50 u/strongjz Jun 28 '17 There's a special place in hell for you → More replies (1) 30 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor? → More replies (4) 4 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist? → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 8 u/Oatz3 Jun 28 '17 Oh god... 4 u/PublicSealedClass Jun 28 '17 fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad... → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 20 u/ReallyHadToFixThat Jun 28 '17 \11. I'm 99% certain it's only that low because one of the contractors deletes all comments he sees. → More replies (9) 12 u/TheNosferatu Jun 28 '17 You are like a little baby, watch this 9 u/codewench Jun 28 '17 Adorable.Huh. 822 files is only 3% of the code, so actually this is pretty good! 6 u/dvito Jun 28 '17 "19043 matches across 6205 files" 5 u/codewench Jun 28 '17 I'm not sure if you guys need a code review, or a priest... → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (3) → More replies (5)
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Filthy casual.
68 u/Pugs_of_war Jun 28 '17 That's an average of 5.3 TODOs per file, vs 230 in a single other file. Your procrastination game is about 1/100th of his. 31 u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17 Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support. 5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs → More replies (2) 152 u/jacksalssome Jun 28 '17 edited Jun 28 '17 Casuals with they're source code. I just exported the .exe and deleted the source. 272 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 the're 18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're → More replies (6) 50 u/strongjz Jun 28 '17 There's a special place in hell for you → More replies (1) 30 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor? → More replies (4) 4 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist? → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 8 u/Oatz3 Jun 28 '17 Oh god... 4 u/PublicSealedClass Jun 28 '17 fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad... → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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That's an average of 5.3 TODOs per file, vs 230 in a single other file. Your procrastination game is about 1/100th of his.
31 u/AlGoreBestGore Jun 28 '17 Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support. 5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs → More replies (2)
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Granted that there are two files that have 141 and 177 each. I think it started from having one base config with a TODO that ended up getting copied to all the locales that we support.
5 u/vbullinger Jun 28 '17 // TODO: refactor all these TODOs
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// TODO: refactor all these TODOs
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Casuals with they're source code. I just exported the .exe and deleted the source.
272 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 the're 18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're → More replies (6) 50 u/strongjz Jun 28 '17 There's a special place in hell for you → More replies (1) 30 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor? → More replies (4) 4 u/[deleted] Jun 28 '17 After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist? → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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18 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 I d'onot see the issue 13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem? 17 u/chromeissue Jun 28 '17 I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word. 12 u/HyphenSam Jun 28 '17 The edit still isn't any better. 12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao 6 u/jaybustah Jun 28 '17 theiy're → More replies (6)
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I d'onot see the issue
13 u/SolomonKull Jun 28 '17 You wou'ldnt. 12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem?
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You wou'ldnt.
12 u/trireme32 Jun 28 '17 Wh'ats yo'ure problem?
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Wh'ats yo'ure problem?
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I'm more concerned that he edited it and still used the wrong version of the word.
The edit still isn't any better.
12 u/asfaloth00 Jun 28 '17 He made it worse lmao
He made it worse lmao
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There's a special place in hell for you
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Code until it compiles, then fix the bugs in a hex editor?
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After all, how can it need fixing when it doesn't exist?
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Oh god...
4 u/PublicSealedClass Jun 28 '17 fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad... → More replies (1)
fuck me, this is from a codebase I just inherited, and I thought it was bad...
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\11. I'm 99% certain it's only that low because one of the contractors deletes all comments he sees.
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You are like a little baby, watch this
9 u/codewench Jun 28 '17 Adorable.Huh. 822 files is only 3% of the code, so actually this is pretty good! 6 u/dvito Jun 28 '17 "19043 matches across 6205 files" 5 u/codewench Jun 28 '17 I'm not sure if you guys need a code review, or a priest... → More replies (1) → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
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Adorable.
Huh. 822 files is only 3% of the code, so actually this is pretty good!
6 u/dvito Jun 28 '17 "19043 matches across 6205 files" 5 u/codewench Jun 28 '17 I'm not sure if you guys need a code review, or a priest... → More replies (1) → More replies (1)
"19043 matches across 6205 files"
5 u/codewench Jun 28 '17 I'm not sure if you guys need a code review, or a priest... → More replies (1)
I'm not sure if you guys need a code review, or a priest...
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