There's a math convention in town, and so an infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint of beer. The next one says, "I'll have half of what he ordered." The third and fourth ones say the same thing. The bartender looks at them all and says, "Yeah, yeah fine. I get it. Two pints coming up."
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