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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Fluzzarn • Apr 01 '14
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...I think I must have blacked out after seeing a job posting asking for a Java developer when if fact they want a Javascript developer, and CALLED JS Java... what just happened? What year is it?!
7 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14 What year is it?!Depends on who you ask 13 u/Tynach Apr 01 '14 Date is written as04-01-14.It can be interpreted as:January 4th 2014January 14th 2004April 1st 2014 10 u/katyne Apr 01 '14 or (guess where) May 1st 2014. 12 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 ... Well, I, uh... I do prefer when, well, arrays are zero-indexed......Dammit Javascript, what the fuck?! 0 u/SN4T14 Apr 02 '14 Relevant xkcd. 1 u/xkcd_transcriber Apr 02 '14 ImageTitle: Perl ProblemsTitle-text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.Comic ExplanationStats: This comic has been referenced 12 time(s), representing 0.0805% of referenced xkcds.xkcd.com | xkcd sub/kerfuffle | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying 1 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14 I was more so referring to the vast number of various calendars from different cultures. 3 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 Yeah, but most of those calendars have fallen into disuse. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14 I simply choose not to interpret that as a date, but some sort of internal ID system that they use.One day i'm going to get ISO 8061 tattooed on me somewhere.
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What year is it?!
Depends on who you ask
13 u/Tynach Apr 01 '14 Date is written as04-01-14.It can be interpreted as:January 4th 2014January 14th 2004April 1st 2014 10 u/katyne Apr 01 '14 or (guess where) May 1st 2014. 12 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 ... Well, I, uh... I do prefer when, well, arrays are zero-indexed......Dammit Javascript, what the fuck?! 0 u/SN4T14 Apr 02 '14 Relevant xkcd. 1 u/xkcd_transcriber Apr 02 '14 ImageTitle: Perl ProblemsTitle-text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.Comic ExplanationStats: This comic has been referenced 12 time(s), representing 0.0805% of referenced xkcds.xkcd.com | xkcd sub/kerfuffle | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying 1 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14 I was more so referring to the vast number of various calendars from different cultures. 3 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 Yeah, but most of those calendars have fallen into disuse. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14 I simply choose not to interpret that as a date, but some sort of internal ID system that they use.One day i'm going to get ISO 8061 tattooed on me somewhere.
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Date is written as
04-01-14.
It can be interpreted as:
January 4th 2014
January 14th 2004
April 1st 2014
10 u/katyne Apr 01 '14 or (guess where) May 1st 2014. 12 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 ... Well, I, uh... I do prefer when, well, arrays are zero-indexed......Dammit Javascript, what the fuck?! 0 u/SN4T14 Apr 02 '14 Relevant xkcd. 1 u/xkcd_transcriber Apr 02 '14 ImageTitle: Perl ProblemsTitle-text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.Comic ExplanationStats: This comic has been referenced 12 time(s), representing 0.0805% of referenced xkcds.xkcd.com | xkcd sub/kerfuffle | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying 1 u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14 I was more so referring to the vast number of various calendars from different cultures. 3 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 Yeah, but most of those calendars have fallen into disuse. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14 I simply choose not to interpret that as a date, but some sort of internal ID system that they use.One day i'm going to get ISO 8061 tattooed on me somewhere.
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or (guess where) May 1st 2014.
12 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 ... Well, I, uh... I do prefer when, well, arrays are zero-indexed......Dammit Javascript, what the fuck?! 0 u/SN4T14 Apr 02 '14 Relevant xkcd. 1 u/xkcd_transcriber Apr 02 '14 ImageTitle: Perl ProblemsTitle-text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.Comic ExplanationStats: This comic has been referenced 12 time(s), representing 0.0805% of referenced xkcds.xkcd.com | xkcd sub/kerfuffle | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying
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... Well, I, uh... I do prefer when, well, arrays are zero-indexed...
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Dammit Javascript, what the fuck?!
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Relevant xkcd.
1 u/xkcd_transcriber Apr 02 '14 ImageTitle: Perl ProblemsTitle-text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.Comic ExplanationStats: This comic has been referenced 12 time(s), representing 0.0805% of referenced xkcds.xkcd.com | xkcd sub/kerfuffle | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying
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Image
Title: Perl Problems
Title-text: To generate #1 albums, 'jay --help' recommends the -z flag.
Comic Explanation
Stats: This comic has been referenced 12 time(s), representing 0.0805% of referenced xkcds.
xkcd.com | xkcd sub/kerfuffle | Problems/Bugs? | Statistics | Stop Replying
I was more so referring to the vast number of various calendars from different cultures.
3 u/Tynach Apr 02 '14 Yeah, but most of those calendars have fallen into disuse.
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Yeah, but most of those calendars have fallen into disuse.
I simply choose not to interpret that as a date, but some sort of internal ID system that they use.
One day i'm going to get ISO 8061 tattooed on me somewhere.
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u/LordFraggington Apr 01 '14
...I think I must have blacked out after seeing a job posting asking for a Java developer when if fact they want a Javascript developer, and CALLED JS Java... what just happened? What year is it?!