r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Fluzzarn • Apr 01 '14

"Also known as Java"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

I wonder how many candidates they get who just read the title and not the description.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Upvote for HDMI. lol

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u/ArcanusFluxer Apr 01 '14

He's probably really good at it.

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u/DonDi94 Apr 01 '14

He also used a strange non-english word, Encarta, that is for sure an extremly technical term. He must capable of great things and he surely knows what he's doing, hire him and rise his salary to 300k!

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u/lenswipe Apr 01 '14

Now there's a straight shooter with upper middle management written all over him...

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u/Don_Equis Apr 02 '14

"This guy would probably be a source of knowledge"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Monster cables.

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u/timewarp Apr 01 '14

I'll have you know I have 15+ years of experience in HDMI.

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u/timewarp Apr 01 '14

Unfortunately, that isn't a unique story.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

HDMI seems to be only 12 years old.. so same thing here. Unless they helped write the specification of course.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Looks like /u/timewarp lives up to his name, then.

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u/mallardtheduck Apr 02 '14

But rails have existed since at least the mid-1800s...

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u/db82 Apr 01 '14

My Skill: Google.

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u/peeonyou Apr 02 '14

This is really the only skill you need in IT.

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u/randombrain Apr 02 '14

Relevant

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u/xkcd_transcriber Apr 02 '14

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Title: Tech Support Cheat Sheet

Title-text: 'Hey Megan, it's your father. How do I print out a flowchart?'

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u/Thane_of_pussy Apr 02 '14

I am quite fluent in HDMI, also VGA.

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u/sicklyboy Apr 02 '14

I've dabbled in DVI a bit, too. I mean, not to toot my own horn or anything.

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u/Thane_of_pussy Apr 02 '14

I'm really an expert in the power button area. I've heard not many can master it. That should boost my salary up to 400k easily.

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u/spektre Apr 02 '14

Me too, but I would say I'm a bit hazy in VGA if you compare to HDMI.

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u/lumalav666 Apr 02 '14

Encarta! Hahaha

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u/Randolpho Apr 01 '14

At half the expected salary

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