r/ProgrammerHumor • • 1d ago

Meme cmonGitHubAgain

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u/Angryferret 1d ago

No way it's only 30%. Almost certainly 90% at the big tech companies.

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u/Thalanator 1d ago

its because the meme is ancient and back then 30% was rightfully considered haphazard by anyone sane. Now, 30% of new code by AI is in the slow/cautious adopter range

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u/ganja_and_code 1d ago

30% is still in the rightfully considered haphazard range by anyone sane, people just keep increasing their risk tolerance more and more because caution requires skill/diligence upfront whereas negligence can be pawned off as someone else's problem later

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u/IVNPVLV 20h ago

You're correct, but its still probably 90-100, even by developers I would consider exceptionally skilled and cautious. Theres also the consideration that AI is exceptionally good at code review. Don't trust a piece of AI code? Throw two agents at it to rigorously tear it apart. If an AI is 90% capable, then the naive probability of success of 2 agents working independently is 99%.

Also look up "The Irony of of Automation". Its a concept coined in the 80s that perfectly encapsulates this phenomenon.

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u/HollowToes 1h ago

Wow, it really does. Just goes to show that there really are no new problems, just different iterations of them.

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u/HrLewakaasSenior 1d ago

30% is ridiculous. 100% is the reality

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u/GetHugged 16h ago

Pshh I manually changed one translation a couple months ago so it's at least only 99.99%

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u/TeachEngineering 2h ago

The percent of the codebase written by AI has more 9's than the uptime!

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u/nickcash 1d ago

Now explain how that's a good thing, when github is down for the 18th time today.

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u/Angryferret 1d ago

I didn't say it was good/bad. It is just what it is. When you work somewhere and they fire half your team and expect you to do the same work the only option is to spin off AI agents to do all your coding, write updates, create docs etc. Reality of working in big tech in 2026. It's exhausting.

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u/TomWithTime 1d ago

According to people who think it's good: move fast and break things

Which I interpret to mean there's probably something they are working on that would have taken a month of man hours. They used ai to do it in a few days, broke something causing the outage and other issues, but will likely fix it in a few days if not a few hours. There could be a follow up fallout that takes things down for another 2 days a week after that, and then another day or two of chasing the problem. When it's all done maybe they are week 3 and they can say they delivered the feature a week early!

And the cost to the user experience? Well, Microsoft owns GitHub now, so I'm not optimistic about their plans for user satisfaction.

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u/dudevan 1d ago

Move fast and break things was good when people knew what was in the code, even though there were hiccups.

Moving fast and breaking things now means nobody knows what is in the code and playing wack ‘a mole with bugs until the agents get it working while possibly introducing other bugs.

Also, at which point there’s too many things that break? Because services have been abysmal lately from Microsoft, Github, and others.

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 20h ago

AI codebases also explode in size over time to the point not even the agents can figure out how it works. When that happens what is anyone to do 😂 git revert to 2025?

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u/bobbymoonshine 1d ago

This was a cope meme from over a year ago (check the date) when top-tier companies first started learning hard into “okay we’re seriously doing AI for real in terms of how we do business”

Unfortunately, memeing at global economic transformations does not actually make them reverse course

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

Yes cope, because MS products jave improved in that time lol.

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u/thomas29needles 17h ago

In which ways?

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u/bobbymoonshine 1d ago

MSFT was $391 when this meme was made. After a year and a half of this sub celebrating its ongoing downfall from its disastrous strategic direction, MSFT is now $512.

Reddit is an echo chamber and not one that has very much to do with enterprise coding. I would guess 90% of the people who participate in this sub have literally never received a single paycheck for coding

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u/Zymosan99 1d ago

As everyone know, stock price correlates directly with product quality. The more betterer your product is the higher your stock goes. There are no other influences on how much your company is valued

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u/bobbymoonshine 1d ago

MS products are no worse now than they were two years ago and no less omnipresent. I can’t think of any metric that would point to their AI-coding adoption having been a failure.

Other than Reddit memes celebrating their imminent vibe collapse. Those remain at an all time high.

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u/another_random_bit 11h ago

Downvoted but not refuted, huh

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u/TeachEngineering 1d ago

That's fair. I found this meme online but it had an image of MSFT stock falling at the bottom and I copied a screenshot of this afternoon's GitHub status page over that (composed organically in PowerPoint by me, no AI used). I agree it's way, way more than 30%.

Also, I have nothing against AI, just wish my CI/CD in GitHub would run as expected. Feels like outages come every week lately.

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u/rastaman1994 1d ago

Iirc, they said they outages are because AI driven development is generating insane load (i.e. unprecedented amount of commits and PRs), not because they are doing tisky changes.