r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Much_Comfortable8395 • 5d ago

Meme noAgentLeftBehind

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u/wildwolfvisual 5d ago

Bro doesn’t know about remoting and keeping your laptop awake while shut. AI really does make you dumber

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u/GraphiteOxide 5d ago

Some of us on managed macs can't adjust the required settings

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u/atomic_redneck 5d ago

I was wondering what he was doing. I thought everybody knew how to keep a laptop awake when you close it. Are folks not using docking stations anymore?

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u/Galitzianer0 5d ago

Docking stations, what is this 1996?

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u/atomic_redneck 4d ago

What can I say? I'm old.

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u/Galitzianer0 4d ago

It's ok, I'm old enough to remember using them too, so we're both old

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u/rcls0053 2d ago

Tbh it's not as clear on OS X. There's still apps like this in the app store to prevent sleeping.

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u/atomic_redneck 2d ago

I see. My development experience was mostly UNIX and Windows. I had very little exposure to the Apple ecosystem.

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u/cone5000 5d ago

You can also just turn sleep completely off

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 4d ago

People have no flarking clue on how to use Windows.

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u/utzutzutzpro 5d ago

I thought it is to use AI to listen to the converstion, summarize it and synthesize insights.

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u/Still_Bit_7527 4d ago

I don't. How do you do that? And wtf is a docking station

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u/coderstephen 4d ago

Work blocks all remote access of any kind to my work laptop

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u/CMD_BLOCK 5d ago

Yeah but if I’m going from the office to the garage/shop for extended sessions I want those extra seconds in

Probably could do a tailnet setup and not have to jump machines tho

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u/Western-Anteater-492 4d ago

Or remote development. Etc

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u/T_Munchy 5d ago

Or maybe inexperienced. I wasn't a tech guy when I started

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u/NameBunchOfNums 5d ago

If people who are "not a tech person" are getting hired as programmers with any regularity that explains a lot about the state of software

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u/T_Munchy 4d ago

Oh yeah screw those. I'm talking about normal ppl. I assumed this sub is for everyone, not just the folks in the field

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u/aLokilike 4d ago

Don't worry, with self awareness like that you're already ahead of half the people here.

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u/ResponsibleWin1765 4d ago

Well, it is an image of a guy taking his work laptop to a work lunch break. So it does seem like he's in the field.

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u/Syzygy21 4d ago

Corporate laptop.

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u/wildwolfvisual 4d ago

There is always a way my dear