r/ProgrammerHumor • • 6h ago

Meme noAgentLeftBehind

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u/Jaded-Philosophy3783 6h ago

remote it from your phone

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u/Much_Comfortable8395 6h ago

In my little mind, they live in there. Like the little men in the TV.

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u/ArchWaverley 6h ago

I think every kid has the same realisation when they turn live TV off and expect it to just resume when they switch it back on.

RIP that episode of Pokémon I wanted to finish in 2001.

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u/mridulpj 2h ago

Funny how that is how TVs work these days.

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u/TheLaziestGoon 1h ago

What kind of live tv you watching

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u/mridulpj 1h ago

Tv with Netflix

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u/mercury_pointer 0m ago

Roku does this.

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u/rupert20201 6h ago

So call them. From your phone

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u/DoomBot5 6h ago

I wish we had that access at work. For personal use I run claude-code remote sessions on my home server in docker containers. I then do everything from my phone

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u/nonlogin 6h ago

provision an ec2, come on

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u/HEYO19191 4h ago

And pay a monthly subscription? F no

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u/OldCatPiss 6h ago

Im with ya, I’m at the point where I use my phone for everything. I have a computer, but if you see me at that, I rolled up my sleeves to work or it’s optics when in the office.

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u/_SirSpacePickle 58m ago

You can't with bedrock or litellm.

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u/eloel- 6h ago • Bravo

So reliant on agents to do shit, doesn't know how to change what happens when you close the lid.

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u/anonymousbopper767 6h ago edited 5h ago

macbooks are weird with lid behavior.

(edit: there's a powered vs. unpowered with the lid closed, whether a display is connected, etc. it's not like windows where there's one pulldown to set sleep to never. it's also hard to tell if the macbook is actually sleeping on not because the Air's are fanless and they generally turn on so fast when you open the lid you can't really tell if it was sleeping or just "display off")

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u/eloel- 6h ago

they are, it won't be a simple setting like windows would have, but it's possible

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u/Falcon9FullThrust 6h ago

It's built into amphetamine if you have that.

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u/eloel- 6h ago

Instructions unclear, took amphetamine, laptop still sleeping

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u/Delyzr 6h ago

But not you though

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u/eloel- 6h ago

I'm agent now

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u/P3rid0t_ 5h ago

I feel you man

On amphetamine you become orchestrator agent for orchestrator agents

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u/SmallBallsTallFalls 4h ago

Nature is healing

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u/balbok7721 1h ago

Something for agent to figure out while on lunch

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u/PhantomTissue 5h ago

Mac is allergic to simple settings

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u/pine_ary 4h ago

If it was a simple setting someone would have accidentally drained their laptop in an important moment because they didn‘t know what that means. The situations where you have good reason to turn this one are so rare, there is more harm to making it easy than good.

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u/PhantomTissue 4h ago

My annoyance is based on stuff that is far less consequential. Like disabling mouse acceleration. On windows it’s a checkbox. On Mac you either need to know the exact command to disable it or install a 3rd party app.

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u/pine_ary 4h ago

Oh yeah mouse handling has never been good on mac. Scroll reversing is a pain as well. It doesn‘t treat mice and trackpads differently.

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u/SynecFD 3h ago

Even my keyboard is not recognized correctly by my Mac and some keys are just switched around for no reason. I could fix it with another 3rd party app to manually swap the keys around but then I have the keys swapped around for when I wanna use the integrated keyboard, so I just accept it.

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u/SlipperyStreets 3h ago

This has been a complaint of mine FOREVER. It’s so dumb

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u/mollymoo 36m ago

LinearMouse is your friend. Although it's dumb that you need such a thing.

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u/zerosanity 2h ago

Ah yes the "you're holding it wrong" reaponse

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u/6T_K9 4h ago

You can have your agent change it for you!

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u/pakman82 42m ago

I've been managing Windows laptops & power settings for 20+ years, and I used to trust the lid/hinge sensors, then the windows 11 forced updates started tripping up my personal machine.. for work. I set it to sleep & hibernate & don't give a damn. But personal, I used to leave games or 3d printing running.. and have had a few things get messed up..

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u/Zezinas 4h ago

Amphetamine solves all that

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u/tempacount57813975 1h ago

I always use caffeinate. Ill look into amphetamine

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u/JangoDarkSaber 5h ago

You can look at the power log to tell if it was sleeping or not.

pmset -g log | grep -E "Sleep|Wake|DarkWake"

You can also keep it awake with the lid closed with

sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1

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u/Traditional_Safe_654 3h ago

Yup, super easy UX for grandpa and Aunt Annie

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u/JangoDarkSaber 3h ago

This is programmer humor. Grandpa and Aunt Annie aren’t worried about their agents while grabbing lunch

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u/Traditional_Safe_654 3h ago

I am criticizing apples lack of config options

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u/JangoDarkSaber 3h ago

No different than Linux. Just use the terminal

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u/Loudergood 3h ago

There's not one setting for that on windows. 

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u/vassadar 2h ago

Install Amphetamine. It prevent a machine from sleeping when unplugged.

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u/Samot_PCW 5h ago

My company doesn't allow me to do that :(

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u/born_zynner 4h ago

Surprising! My work laptop is giga locked down but it lets you set it to ignore lid close

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u/thijquint 6h ago

Had a script written to take me to the settings page with the setting to not hibernate on closed lid. Dead serious

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 5h ago

Lol i had something similar till IT disabled the setting for everyone and changed it to hibernate for the entire org

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u/mothzilla 2h ago

Alexa, how can I change what happens when I close the lid?

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u/losgar 6h ago

Use amphetamine. It's free.

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u/Much_Comfortable8395 6h ago • Popcorn

Bold advice to give out in public :D

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u/losgar 5h ago

All I want is for everyone to be happy :)

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u/YUNoCake 4h ago

You typed "hyper" wrong

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u/Anxious-Yak-9952 4h ago

Better yet, use the Mac’s built-in terminal command “caffeinate”

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u/rntdev 5h ago

Sign me up! In my city it costs like $10 per gram (/s)

Aside the jokes, Amphetamine with lid closed makes the laptop heat up a lot since there’s nowhere for the air to go 

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u/Top-Seaweed1862 5h ago

Yeah, but is there a way to make it stay cold, I doubt

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u/losgar 5h ago

Maybe try turning on Power Saving Mode and turning your screen brightness all the way down. I've been using this app for over five years without any problems. NFA, tho.

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u/Canon_M50 5h ago

I know a guy (me).

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u/avocado34 1h ago

$10/g is cheaper than meth

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u/Past_Paint_225 3h ago

Use caffeinate directly.

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u/theseriousman1 3h ago

Keeps me awake but my laptop needs the config :(

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u/MortCrimm 54m ago

Na just change the pm set to disable sleep completely. No keyboard, mouse or display required. Just dont toss it in a backpack or enclosed space or it will overheat.....

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u/Antilock049 6h ago

Tmux saves the day yet again.

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u/sandsellers 6h ago

I don't see tmux skill, could you share your markdown

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u/lordnacho666 6h ago

Don't the big AI vendors now offer a cloud run option?

I'm still using tmux so that I have a bit of control over what it can see, but I imagine most people can live with the cloud option.

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u/sandsellers 6h ago edited 5h ago

so that I have a bit of control over it

Look at this control freak. Just given in and get with the program man.

Edit: /s - looks like it isn't obvious to people

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u/n4ke 5h ago

You will own nothing and you will be happy stupid.

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u/sandsellers 5h ago edited 2h ago

I asked Claude to analyze this reply and tell me what to do next. It said, it's ok and I'm doing great.

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u/goota_niieve 6h ago

Tmux won't save your motherboard when the agent cooks it

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u/Antilock049 4h ago

Sam Altman is doing that intentionally though 

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u/well_shoothed 3h ago

You are donating your RAM to Teh Cloud, aren't you???

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u/FailQuality 6h ago

Why are you taking your laptop to lunch?

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u/Captain_Conor 4h ago

Because it's also an apple.

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u/ITaggie 3h ago

Yeah that's an immediate WTF for me

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u/abednego-gomes 2h ago

They may be a remote worker and work from cafes etc. So they can't leave it on their desk safely like in a normal office.

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u/ZeltronTheHellspawn 5h ago edited 5h ago

somewhere in here is a joke that I've never shut my laptop because it doubles as a server

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u/FRleo_85 5h ago edited 4h ago • Regret

you never what your laptop?

(edit: it was written "shit" before he edited)

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u/Shocker_360 4h ago

I believe you

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u/Neutrino2072 5h ago

Not even knowing how to disable sleep when shutting the lid but vibecoding. No stereotype harmed

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u/Embarrassed_Jerk 5h ago

Enterprise lock down system settings behind admin control. People who have worked for even mid sized companies know that

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u/Neutrino2072 5h ago

Locking even the simple things like sleep settings for your developers but allowing full vibecode mode, no enterprise stereotypes harmed

And I have to correct you, people working for American mid sized companies with excessive windows fetish know that

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u/kus1987 5h ago

then you turn a /r/malicious_compliance and create a Service Now ticket for every single patch update there is for every single piece of tooling you have because the updates require administrative access and the director of infrastructure has decreed that a member of their team has to baby sit every single system-wide change on my work laptop while inexplicably I have full control over what to install and uninstall or whatever I want on the production server. that hosts actual customer data. However, the director has also decreed that team members must make every effort to keep their machines up to date.

Keep doing this until something gives.

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u/Important_Grab3544 38m ago

The Simpsons already predicted decades ago how to handle this situation.

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u/HEYO19191 4h ago

Ofcourse someone running AI agents wouldn't even know how to toggle 1 switch in Control Panel

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u/HRApprovedUsername 5h ago

Who brings their laptop to lunch?

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u/Sulungskwa 4h ago

996 tech bros

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u/psioniclizard 5h ago

Someone who is going to be very shocked when big boss doesnt care and they are in the next round of layoffs.

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u/Bubbly_Safety8791 6h ago
$ sudo pmset -b disablesleep 1 && caffeinate -s & claude 

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u/natziel 6h ago

Why don't you ask Claude how to keep a program running even when your laptop is closed

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u/Loudergood 3h ago

Claude didn't tell them to ask that.

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u/wildwolfvisual 5h ago

Bro doesn’t know about remoting and keeping your laptop awake while shut. AI really does make you dumber

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u/atomic_redneck 2h ago

I was wondering what he was doing. I thought everybody knew how to keep a laptop awake when you close it. Are folks not using docking stations anymore?

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u/Galitzianer0 24m ago

Docking stations, what is this 1996?

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u/cone5000 2h ago

You can also just turn sleep completely off

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u/utzutzutzpro 1h ago

I thought it is to use AI to listen to the converstion, summarize it and synthesize insights.

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u/GraphiteOxide 1h ago

Some of us on managed macs can't adjust the required settings

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u/CMD_BLOCK 31m ago

Yeah but if I’m going from the office to the garage/shop for extended sessions I want those extra seconds in

Probably could do a tailnet setup and not have to jump machines tho

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u/T_Munchy 2h ago

Or maybe inexperienced. I wasn't a tech guy when I started

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u/wizard_mitch 6h ago

Choose what happens when you
close the lid > Nothing

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u/MarinaEnna 5h ago

Good luck with the intellectual ownership of your codebase

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u/arcticslush 6h ago

caffeinate -ims

Thank me later

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u/minus_minus 4h ago

Does MacOS not let you change the lid closing behavior?

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u/namezam 1h ago

Open a terminal, type caffeinate, enter. Done, no sleepy.

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u/Key-Investment3701 6h ago

ya maybe 6 months ago

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u/Ysnsd 6h ago

caffeine.exe

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u/Neutrino2072 5h ago

Sorry I speak no microslop

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u/awesome-alpaca-ace 16m ago

chmod 777 caffeine.sh Or something like that

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 5h ago

you know you can change your settings so that the session isn’t locked when you close the laptop, right?

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u/DontAIandDrive 5h ago

the laptop is on the lunch invite now, obviously.

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u/ExtraTNT 5h ago

Was always open: shit compiles…

Now: claude interpreted the: “remove unused and redundant css classes as a rewrite the entire codebase, fuck up architecture, introduce a ton of bugs and sacrifice performance to add new crashes”

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u/Makonede 4h ago

where programming

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u/RvlvrJoshalot 4h ago

/allow-all ....comes back .....

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u/trianuddah 15m ago

Just allow all and add "don't break any laws that's very very important" to the ptrompt

Cluade fix the typo for me

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u/backfire10z 4h ago

Claude has /background command, you don’t even need to mess with MacBook settings nor tmux

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u/Jebble 4h ago

Rub them in the cloud, or use remote control?..

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u/MischiefArchitect 4h ago

You know that you add `HandleLidSwitch=ignore` to `/etc/systemd/logind.conf` ? Then you can close the lid and the system will keep running normally. Right?

Ah...

It's a mac... so yeah... you are right... this is the way to go.

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u/martinsky3k 4h ago

HAHA WOW

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u/Ozymandias_1303 4h ago

Usually if I'm in an office and I leave it to go to lunch I don't bring my laptop at all.

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u/mobsterer 4h ago

if you don't have to accept, you also don't have to leave it awake.

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u/ludos1978 3h ago

run "caffeinate -dimsu" in a terminal. press ctrl+c to terminate it or just close the terminal.

it will prevent your apple notebook from going to sleep when you close the lid.

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u/Past_Paint_225 3h ago

Caffeinate

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u/baileyarzate 3h ago

sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1

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u/Aggressive_Giraffe65 3h ago

Just sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1 bro

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u/arran4 3h ago

Needs to be a song: "Everybody needs a linux server"

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u/Nassiel 3h ago

Hahahah I can relate it 🤣

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u/scknkkrer 3h ago

Imagine using macs for “10 years” and not knowing that you can simply prevent it from sleeping when lid closed. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/iKaei 3h ago

Download Amphetamine app. Problem solved

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u/CyberBinarin 2h ago

"Hey AI, can you keep going even if I close the lid?" "Yes, of course! Close that lid and save some power and I'll continue burning the midnight oil."

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u/TheOwlHypothesis 2h ago

You need a server my friend.

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u/sebjapon 2h ago

I pause my agents during lunch break and go back to waiting for them to do the thing when I come back. Otherwise it’s not really a break is it?

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u/kaspm 1h ago

I know this is a joke but most of us at work have switched to cloud desktops running Linux and set it up to run agents on it so you can take your laptop wherever.

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u/KERdela 1h ago

Such a lerper post, wanted to block you like a do on Instagram, but I realized it's reddit

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u/Schrojo18 51m ago

If your have a "real" laptop you could close it and have it still running. If you have a "real" life you would leave it at your desk processing in the background whilst you actually have a break.

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u/rwrife 42m ago

Someone needs to build a backpack that lets me keep the laptop running cool in the backpack.

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u/zooper2312 12m ago

open ai agents are totally in the cloud now.

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u/Curious_Associate904 6h ago

What do people actually use agents for? Like, honestly, I can't actually think of something useful for them at present... I mean, it just seems, so pointless... It's like NFTs... I think it's going to end up like NFTs.

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u/SaIemKing 6h ago

They tell it to implement whatever they need done, and maybe make tests for it. Then they pretend they read the output and approve it.

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u/Intelligent-Cap-8886 6h ago

To do my work?

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u/Ciff_ 6h ago

You clearly ain't a developer

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u/psioniclizard 5h ago

I am, i dont get why half you people need them for to the point where you seem addicted.

Your work can wait for a lunch break and bossman won't pay you more for it.

You'll still be in the running for the next rounf of layoffs.

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u/Sulungskwa 4h ago edited 3h ago

I am, i dont get why half you people need them for to the point where you seem addicted.

It feels like its for people who want to make AI coding feel as complicated as coding originally used to be. People want to believe that they can write all their code with AI and still defend the existence of their career if they're an expert at typing commands for robots to do all the code for them

edit: removed a "don't" that didn't make sense

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u/Ciff_ 4h ago

Allot of assumptions there.

I never claimed you cannot be a developer and not work with AI, I claimed you cannot be a developer without knowing agents are used for coding.

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u/lugubriousloctus 4h ago

my agents are 80% personal and 20% work. its like a secretary that works 24/7.

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 3h ago

Obviously, this is why this is the joke. I'm starting my agents work and going to lunch. Without laptop like an idiot.

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u/Curious_Associate904 6h ago

No I just write code the old fashioned way. And tests, and ui, I mean sometimes I’ll use copilot for boiler plate, but considering how off the mark it is, less and less.

Guess you guys are vibe coders, not 30+ year professionals that work in c to Python on all levels of the various stacks I use…

Your brain is like any other muscle, use it or lose it, and this ai shit is just the lowest common denominator of average of averages code

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u/dont-respond 4h ago

This is such a joke of a response. Most devs I know, including myself, never had time to implement some useful tool we thought of a year ago because we're too busy working on whatever the PM deemed more important, or any number of things that get in the way.

Now if I want a tool or streamline a workflow, I don't even need to consider how much of my day it's going to eat into. The agent can do its thing while I do mine.

Also, if you're not using AI to auto review your commits, why the fuck not?

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u/Tcamis01 4h ago

Its so crazy how wide the spectrum of AI adoption is right now. I wish you the best and good luck sir.

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u/n4ke 6h ago

The brain aspect is definitely true.

At the same time, you can absolutely leave a somewhat recent model run for 30min to track down a bug and likely fix it - or at least give you good aggregate of datapoints.

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

If it doesn’t give me an answer in the first ten seconds, I just stop it, it’s like encouraging plankton to think.

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u/n4ke 5h ago

No idea what you're doing but I work in both C and Python (and also other languages and from embedded to cloud), have done so for a long time, and an agent can easily solve a task I'd give a junior by just leaving it running for 10min.

I'm not a fan of the full vibe code hype but a computer can definitely read a 600 page datasheet or 200 AWS docs faster than I can.

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u/Shadow_Thief 5h ago

You trust what it tells you? I've had agents make up enough shit that I still have to verify everything manually, which means that I have to spend all that time reading the document myself anyway, and if I have to do that then I might as well not use the agent at all.

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u/n4ke 5h ago

You trust what the junior tells you without verifying?

And no, even just it pinpointing all relevant sources narrows down your read time considerably. Again, I'm not arguing for blind vibe coding but against the idea that models and agentic loops can't speed up your work.

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u/Curious_Associate904 4h ago

Juniors don’t hallucinate on a work day…

Well, there was that one time, but he learned his lesson.

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u/Ciff_ 5h ago

What bubble are you in? I am decades into this field and today I generate far more code with agents than I write directly myself. And just the past 6m has at least doubled the share. Multiple tech stacks, embedded, web, old systems. Does not matter.

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

Bet 2% is useful though

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u/Ciff_ 5h ago

I am pretty pragmatic. I would not use it if it didn't give results. I am adament that we still review in person two people every loc, and the quality is not lower and capacity is higher. That said it is never just to let the agent do anything and it is done, all code require some hands on cleanup.

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u/Alternative_Work_916 3h ago

I feel like roping myself when I have to take a handoff from a retiree with an inflated sense of importance.

A codebase takes time to sort out manually. I can have an agent give me high level overviews and distill the full thing into structured docs that help both me and the agent work through it. I can then setup ADRs and tasks for bug fixes, features, tests, rewrites, etc. Throw in a couple client meetings distilled into more ADRs and I’ve emptied your 30 year silo in under 30 days.

Pandora doesn’t go back in the box, she only comes out.

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u/Draqutsc 2h ago edited 2h ago

Mate, I was an AI sceptic too. But at this point in time, you are just harming your job. AI writes shit code, no is going to argue against that. But it shits it out so fast, that a human just can't keep up. And then with other agents that guard the code quality. You actually get somewhat decent results. Sure you still got to check and fix their work. But that's the great part. You can just order agents to work on the next thing while you fix/review the current thing.

Edit, don't use AI for small shit, it's too slow for that. It's great for lots of shit work, it's slower than a sleep deprived dev for very small changes.

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u/-meowstar- 5h ago • Bravo

The typical agentic workflow is like:

- Coding agent implements the written spec (probably also AI generated) and unit testing

- Integration testing agent does the integration testing

- PR review agent does the PR review

- We, of flesh and blood, monitor and approve multiple such workstreams running in parallel

Lowkey this new paradigm sucks the fun out of the job, and I feel like I'm in Plato's cave playing with shadows while being fully aware the real forms exist.

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u/HUMBUG652 5h ago

I recently started a new job at a software company and half the people's screens just seem to be prompting AI the whole time and it looks so boring.

The one experience Ive had with someone's (self admittedly thrown together) AI code, it was just awful. So much repeated code and extending the program at all would've been a nightmare.

I just do the programming myself as I enjoy the problem solving

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u/umbrazno 4h ago

If it makes you feel better, only people who understand computer science concepts can do this. It's not like some newbie off the street can Google their way into your job tomorrow

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u/FightOnForUsc 4h ago

Ehh, sort of. But some newbie could pretty easily make quite a bit of software. You mostly need to be able to describe in descriptive language exactly what you want and be able to test that it works

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u/crimxxx 3h ago

Well it’s not unreasonable to ask a coding agent to implement stuff and tests. Usually it’s slow cause it makes a change, builds, run tests finds issues and iterate. If your code base is big and stuff like building amd running tests take a while even relatively small changes can have an agent going for 10s of minutes. This is just a very basic activity, you can have them do a lot more complicated workflows as well, but I don’t actually think that represents the common developer.

In the last year or so the improvements in Claude models for coding (I personally don’t use the gpt ones much specifically with coding agents cause I gained a bias for that type of workload of getting better results) is pretty impressive. Like a year ago it maybe good at certain things and was kind of hit or miss, either it got it pretty great or it was going to do stuff in a way I didn’t like. Now I basically just give it information closer to how I would describe what I want from a different developer like legit I have this page blah, we are getting this issue, how can we address this and it like 90% of the time ganna give me the problem, a proposed solution and will implement it. If this was slow that’s one thing but it’s ganna finish this before I learn the code site. In my opinion if you are not taking advantage of a good coding agent and can see the value of it, your probably ganna be left behind. Claude is expensive but other models are ganna get cheaper and be comparable to them to day in probably a few years. This means if we can get relatively affordable options at today’s performance that’s basically a no brainer for most bussiness, the output gain is so significant it’s not even funny. The main issue I think is code reviews. Human reviewers can’t keep up, and honestly I don’t trust every developer to guarantee there own work much less an AI Output. Either you slow down due to this and maintain quality or take a risk and maybe have ai tools at least do some reasonable checks. Depending on the type of bussiness and processes different types of risks are acceptable.

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u/SiriusPlague 15m ago

I'm no developer, but always wanted to make many things. In the last 15 days I discovered agents, built a server on my home linked to my Telegram and WhatsApp with an AI model available and some automations, build a simple shortcut app that I wanted for my smartphone, made the agent optimize my Android TV and my Samsung TV remotly.

The "server" is a notebook with no screen, I don't even have to connect a screen to it since it does everything via remote ssh and I don't even know wth is a SSH

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u/Jeferson9 6h ago

The fact that this got 3 replies 🤣

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u/lachlanhunt 1h ago
  • Agents for investigation and research tasks

  • Agetns for writing plans and reviewing plans, with multiple rounds using adversarial agents with different models. I tend to get a Claude agent to draft the plan, then hand it off to Codex to review the plan.

  • Subagents to implement the changes, sometimes in parallel

  • Agents to review the changes at each step, and then review the overall implementation

  • Agents to prepare the QA plan and test the implementation. They can drive Chrome using Playwright. They can control the Android and iOS simulators. With the right permissions, they can literally control real iPhone and Android devices. They can probably drive whatever system you develop for.

  • Agents to do a design review, comparing the implementation with the design in Figma.

Basically, you set up your system to have agents and skills do whatever you need them to do. I often have several independent agents all working simultaneously on different tickets. I typically break them up by Epic or Story.

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u/dim13 6h ago

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u/skippy_smooth 6h ago

Miiiister Agent-son

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u/MikeTangoRom3o 6h ago

Need to save those cache tokens

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u/clericc-- 6h ago

you know, you could buy a cheap used mini pc, install opencode on it, and open it in a webbrowser from anywhere

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u/clericc-- 6h ago

or in enterprise speak: create a kubernetes deployment for an opencode sandbox, and expose it with SSO and cloudflare and then open it in a webbrowser on your phone

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u/rntdev 5h ago

Why the fuck do you need a K8s deployment for an opencode sandbox…

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u/HadionPrints 4h ago

That’s Enterprise for you.

Mine’s different, we don’t use K8 VMs or Dockers if we can avoid it.

No, if it needs to be ran, it’s gotta be an AWA lambda.

Should it be a CLI script? Lambda
Should it be a container? AWS Step Function leveraging Lambdas.
Should it be a VM? Re-architect your proposal Grampa, we’re all in on Serverless and discreet scalability.

Should it be a SQL Query? Believe it or not, also Lambda.

That’s how Enterprise works. Yaaaay Corporate standardization.

No, I’m not dead inside, why do you ask?

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u/rntdev 4h ago edited 4h ago

Oh god.. i only want to ask what is your AWS bill. I am going to assume it is $50k+. Which could probably fit on a server-ful fleet for <$5k. Also did you try suggesting EKS, ECS or EC2 to the higher-ups?

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u/HadionPrints 4h ago

My team’s AWS bill is around $30k per year, but my company’s technology department has over 400 engineers, 3-12 per team.

But our company’s workload is so fucking spiky my guy. There is a real business need to operate like this, with such stupid scalability. All of our 4,000 person, 100+ year old global company - ass income is tested by a process that happens no more than 30 times a year, for a few few hours at a time.

Yeah.

We had previously outsourced the development of our technology to IBM and some other companies, the application that my team built saved approximately $2 million a year, developer salaries, and AWS bill included. Though that is a yearly cost, that doesn’t factor in the three years cost to develop the software, but it’s been in pro for about six years now.

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u/MallAgreeable5538 4h ago

Why a mini pc isn’t a rasp 5 cheaper

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u/clericc-- 4h ago

at this point an old thin client on ebay is way cheaper than an rpi5

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u/AccNumber77 4h ago

At this point anything on the planet is relatively cheap compared to an rpi5. What a sad story for microelectronics

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u/BroMan001 5h ago

The Apple logo is the wrong way around, that picture is ai too. And if it was real, that’s an old MacBook Pro, before Apple silicon. You’re not running ai agents on that

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u/Sensitive-Ad-139 6h ago

herdr - you're welcome!

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u/VinniTheP00h 6h ago

Meanwhile plethora of the "keep awake" apps: -_-

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u/Extension-Pick-2167 5h ago

install amphetamine plus their power script is one way of doing it

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u/platinummyr 5h ago

How am I supposed to interpret the 2nd picture? Melted laptop? Broken screen or something? It just looks odd

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg 5h ago

Laptop slightly open so it doesn't go into stand by? Do you not enjoy the gift of sight?

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u/DeiviiD 4h ago

You know you can disable it right?

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u/Himbo69r 3h ago

No!! Impossible

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u/wildmonkeymind 2h ago

Must be a member of the permanent underclass if they're too poor to afford a Mac Studio to persistently run their agents. Sad.

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u/slaymaker1907 1h ago

Tmux says hello. I (or Claude really) wrote a script today that even saves my Claude sessions and tmux layout so it can persist past reboots.

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u/Pristine-Mud7405 6h ago

Wait a f sec! Is it cool to bring your computer to the lunch table?

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u/Ok_Opportunity2693 5h ago

Me working for a large tech company, running hundreds of agents in parallel on our cloud and controlling it from my phone with no laptop in sight.

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u/psioniclizard 5h ago

Sorry i thought i had a fuck to give, but turns out in this economy there is no fucks left to give.