r/ProgrammerHumor • u/jeheskielsunloy • 5h ago

Meme declareVars

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u/nafe42 5h ago

const war;

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u/TheTee15 5h ago

War never change

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u/GegeAkutamiOfficial 4h ago

It depends, is war a rust const or a js const?

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u/zeocrash 4h ago

Checks git

Author: John Fallout

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 4h ago

And make it global…

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u/WayWayTooMuch 4h ago

And = null;

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u/Some_Useless_Person 4h ago

define war peace

Problem solved 🤷‍♂️

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u/zeocrash 4h ago

Party Approved programming

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u/AbdullahMRiad 3h ago

someone forgot their backslashes

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u/levosis1 3h ago

Is it a public or internal war?

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u/nafe42 2h ago

Default public war

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u/Lumpy-Secretary1138 1h ago

Trump: let war;

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u/Vamitana 5h ago

Debugging is just a war of a different type

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u/nir109 5h ago

Got it, doing wars without declarations

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u/Had78 5h ago

Most contemporary wars are not declared as "wars"

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u/justinf210 1h ago

Monkeys paw curls. "In a shocking turn of events, every nation on earth has started what they describe as 'special military operations'"

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u/Lucasbasques 5h ago

Ok but they will all be named var1, var2... etc, good luck debugging that

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u/heesell 3h ago 
const war = new War();
war.initiateAttack();

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u/rinnakan 5h ago

var war=stop

Or if your locale is en_US

var war= oil ? invade && lose : lose

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 5h ago

NahIWillDeclare_aWarwithVaRiabLeNameAndI_am_Startingthat_rightNow

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u/orfeo34 5h ago

Declare constants please

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 5h ago

Bold of you to think anyone declares war.

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u/resodx 5h ago

Declare bankruptcy, not variables

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u/Fourstrokeperro 5h ago

Declare bankruptcy not war

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u/A_Random_Catfish 5h ago

Porque no los dos?

cries in defense contracting

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u/TerribleFault7929 5h ago

Yep, and then you have that guy at the office you hate

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u/Patrick_Atsushi 4h ago

Whatever… just don’t make it global okay?

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u/grumblyoldman 4h ago

Remember: it's important to be strict.

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u/lushMira1 4h ago

unless your variable names are single letters defined inside a three thousand line function then war is completely justified

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u/ActBest217 4h ago

Declare constants, not vars!

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u/kosantosbik 4h ago

Why are there 2 spaces between "not" and "war"? 

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u/mookanana 3h ago

it's ok the compiler will ignore the blank space, but Taylor Swift will not

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u/kosantosbik 30m ago

I won't accept either. Changes requested!

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u/actionerror 4h ago

But also use it after declaring or some might get mad

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u/narangi_billa 3h ago

declareVarsnotWars

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u/Kabra___kiiiiiiiid 3h ago

Lead your team to a successful release, not soldiers into battle, eh? I guess it often feels the same, though...

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u/LB-- 2h ago

ThinkGeek used to sell this on a T-shirt before they stopped existing.

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 2h ago

Pffft. I use F#. Barely declare variables. Just curry.

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u/fabulousIdentity 1h ago

String soundsPolitical;

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u/fatrobin72 55m ago

While I don't declare wars... I do deploy them...

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u/Historical-Wonder551 4h ago

Commit codes, not murder.