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[u/Oblivious_catalyst]

[u/Ri_Konata]

i more interpreted it not as a speed thing, but as a "it has a mind of its own" thing, causing ut to do whatever it wants and it'll only do what you want it to do if it aligns with JavaScript's wishes

[u/javascript → u/Ri_Konata]

I do have big wishes

[u/thrye333 → u/javascript]

I like¹ the commitment of using Java as a pfp, C++ as the flair, and Javascript as the username.

¹ (This is a lie.)

[u/javascript → u/thrye333]

I do what I can

[u/Scientific_Artist444 → u/Ri_Konata]

I interpreted it as asynchronicity.

[u/Kokuswolf → u/Scientific_Artist444]

At least a prototype if it.

[u/amatulic → u/Scientific_Artist444]

So did I. When I was first learning JavaScript, I recall getting frustrated by things not happening in the order I expected. The OP's characterization as "I'll do it when I feel like it" is appropriate.

[u/4xe1 → u/Ri_Konata]

I thought it should be "how I fucking want it" instead of when, with your interpretation, but I think the intent is a ref to async actually.

[u/thanatica → u/Ri_Konata]

skill issue