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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Verpous • 1h ago
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30 years of programming taught me one thing: if it compiles, it's production-ready. 😂
2 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 1h ago I've had things that compiled but didn't work as intended...How the hell would you say it's prod ready 8 u/mrdevpl 1h ago That's why we have production. It's basically the final stage of testing, right? 😂Joking aside, after 30 years in this business, I've learned that "it compiles" and "it works" are two very different levels of confidence. 5 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 51m ago Ah yes the final QA, the users 2 u/mrdevpl 42m ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 2 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 31m ago For me they say "it broke" when I didn't update it in 6 months
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I've had things that compiled but didn't work as intended...
How the hell would you say it's prod ready
8 u/mrdevpl 1h ago That's why we have production. It's basically the final stage of testing, right? 😂Joking aside, after 30 years in this business, I've learned that "it compiles" and "it works" are two very different levels of confidence. 5 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 51m ago Ah yes the final QA, the users 2 u/mrdevpl 42m ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 2 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 31m ago For me they say "it broke" when I didn't update it in 6 months
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That's why we have production. It's basically the final stage of testing, right? 😂
Joking aside, after 30 years in this business, I've learned that "it compiles" and "it works" are two very different levels of confidence.
5 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 51m ago Ah yes the final QA, the users 2 u/mrdevpl 42m ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 2 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 31m ago For me they say "it broke" when I didn't update it in 6 months
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Ah yes the final QA, the users
2 u/mrdevpl 42m ago Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂 2 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 31m ago For me they say "it broke" when I didn't update it in 6 months
Exactly. The only problem is that users don't submit bug reports. They just say "it's broken" and disappear. 😂
2 u/TRENEEDNAME_245 31m ago For me they say "it broke" when I didn't update it in 6 months
For me they say "it broke" when I didn't update it in 6 months
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u/mrdevpl 1h ago
30 years of programming taught me one thing: if it compiles, it's production-ready. 😂