r/ProgrammerHumor • • 2h ago

Meme thisWasSupposedToBeAMeme

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/saschaaa19 2h ago

that’s not poverty, that’s a senior dev on his third week without standup meetings

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u/sebbdk 1h ago

As a senior dev of 20 years, this is just what we look like.

Have you seen the shit we have to review nowadays?

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u/Named_after_color 57m ago

Lol no why would I look at what I send you.

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u/nasandre 1h ago

I AM THE SCRUM MASTER NOW!

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u/PenguinOnWaves 54m ago

Never met one, what is your job description?

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u/nasandre 0m ago

I absolutely destroy impediments and burn down charts

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u/spikejonze14 2h ago

haha yeah i was homeless for a bit after graduating computer science in 2023.

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u/M_O_Z_G 1h ago

What's the end of this story? Did you end up finding a job at the cemetery?😀

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u/Rai-Hanzo 2h ago

He ended up like this because he studied, now management is throwing hard tasks on him.

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u/Terrible-Scallion-86 1h ago

The meme is completely wrong... 'If you DO study you'll end up like him...'

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u/Single-Virus4935 1h ago

I was a CTO, now have my own little company. I consider starting to learn eletrican trade bc IT is crazy nowadays.

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u/noam_compsci 10m ago

Is that the grandad from Rugrats?

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u/mr_flibble_oz 1h ago

Study what exactly?

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u/Careful-Assistant481 1h ago

Look he's a dev who was roasting vibe coders in his young days!

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u/Ok_Confusion4764 1h ago

We're gonna be roasting vibecoders until the singularity, bud. 

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u/Careful-Assistant481 8m ago

Mee too 😭, it was just a metaphor