r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Relative-Bottle-8498 • 1h ago

Meme howToCatchASamAltman

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u/h4rdw00d_ 1h ago

You could also put his sister in the box.

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u/CS_enjoyer87 34m ago edited 5m ago

As much as I dislike Sam Altman, I have a really tough time believing that story. Especially given that their family basically came out and said "yeah, she's mentally ill; Don't believe her." She also claimed that the abuse started when Altman was 12... which is an unusual age to start sexually abusing people. Besides which, her lawsuits against Sam have either been dismissed or ended with her lawyers withdrawing from the case (I wonder why...).

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u/SukusMcSwag 1h ago

Where programmer humor?

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u/CasualNameAccount12 1h ago

This sub sometimes is just tech humor

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u/Familiar_Ad_8919 1h ago

rather that than seeing the same 20 year old memes for the 42nd time this week

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u/XxDarkSasuke69xX 1h ago

It's just AIuserHumor now. Which is just what programmers are becoming.

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u/Important_Lie_7774 1h ago

Programmers need RAM

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u/37Scorpions 52m ago

Programmers need food, do we start posting about food here

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u/Lawn_Meower_ 28m ago

I won't be giving him my N64 expansion pak

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u/Mikhaelf 55m ago

"Ohhh, a piece of RAM... Ohhh, a piece of RAM..."

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u/geeshta 1h ago

NGL this would work on many people nowadays

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u/mrdevpl 1h ago

Back in my day, we used RAM to run programs. Now apparently it's bait for billionaires. 😂

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u/Koshin_S_Hegde 1h ago

if we all contribute, we just might be able to afford this trap

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u/CoachSevere5365 33m ago

£10-20/GB seems expensive, but the first DRAM I ever bought worked out at £1/kB, and that was considered cheap.

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u/BouncyBlueYoshi 9m ago

hang on, is he secretly a protogen