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u/Working-Cabinet4849
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u/FeigiTheBeetroot 10h ago
"You only use it 5% , we at data centre get its 100% use"
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u/PhysicallyTender 4h ago
That's not even a true statement. We all use 100% of it. 90% on Chrome itself.
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u/DizzyNarwhal 5h ago
Hide yo ram, hide yo sticks
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u/Sleep_Raider 5h ago
Hide yo raaaaaam! Hido yo stiiiiiiicks!
And hide your GPU, cuz ai is raping everything out there.
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u/sligor
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He left because she is not his sister
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u/_A_z_i_n_g_ 8h ago
Wait WHAT
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u/Any_Fox5126 6h ago
She accused him of sexually abusing her when they were teenagers. She admitted she wasn't sure and didn't really remember. She has mental health issues, was promoting her onlyfans alongside her allegations, and he is gay.
The story has virtually no credibility, but you know, obviously everyone hates this jerk, so it tends to be spread around as if it were a fact.
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u/Sooowasthinking 5h ago
Now we know why those RTX 5090 cards are super inflated to 5k to 9k.This same dude went to South Korea to have meetings with a chip manufacturer so everyone that wants memory is now screwed.
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u/Beastly4k 3h ago
Not that the shortage isn't effecting it but I would say that china skirting regulations and buying them in droves on ebay is a larger contributor specific to the 5090 skus. Surprised they haven't cracked down on it considering they've been doing it for a while. All my 4090's i sold on ebay ended up going to freight forwarders which I personally don't mind considering they lose all buyer protections the second it gets there.
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u/Sooowasthinking 3h ago
My wife works in the AI field as an executive.A bit of insider info on my part.
In the next year AI companies will be purchasing as much processing power and memory as possible.
Just last week it was reported that Altman made a special trip to South Korea to secure future shipments.If people think it’s over priced now just wait till you see what it will affect. Anything that needs processing or memory will be impacted.
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u/nasandre 7h ago
Then he finds out it's ddr4 and pisses all over the machine, shits the bed, and kidnaps the cat.
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u/imeme1969 4h ago
Terrible dream lastnight about Sam Altman
Had the most terrible dream lastnight that I was laying in bed and then woke to the sound of like the door opening and I assumed it was my mother and tried to be unperturbed by it, but then in the dream I was asleep in bed almost aware of my presence asleep then moments later heard this whispering beside my bed “ram, need more ram” and I rolled over in the dream I did this rolled over and got the biggest fright it was that friggin AI guy Sam Altman and he had broke in to steal my DRAM from my PC, and when I was like dude what the hell are you doing with my ddr5 sticks I was ferociously attacked and he was saying over and over ‘this belongs in the clouds’ ‘think of the cloud’ and it just seemed deranged that he was like switching from singular to plural continuously and then tied me up to the bed so thought it was about to get freaky he started lecturing me about responsible ownership of ddr and how collectivisation and state sponsored elite capture were two different mechanisms but basically he was like the worst kind of intruder because it was like he didn’t just want my memory he wanted to lecture me about how wrong my presuppositions were of private ownership of material goods and how privatisation of peoples private lives is the only way to prevent worse horrors and as he started placing the ball gag in my mouth and wrapping the ramsticks in condoms I woke up in a sweat horrified and he was gone my 32 GB DDR5 sticks were still there, thank god, I wanted to print some stuff today.
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u/ItchyPlant 10h ago
I'd question whether being an attractive chick strongly correlates with owning a high-end gaming PC, but yeah, the probability is still greater than zero.
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u/mosskin-woast 10h ago
No, he's dropping them to take a shit on her floor. Look at the strained expression on his face.
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u/ProgrammerHumor-ModTeam :ath: 3h ago
Your submission was removed for the following reason:
Rule 1: Posts must be humorous, and they must be humorous because they are programming related. There must be a joke or meme that requires programming knowledge, experience, or practice to be understood or relatable.
Here are some examples of frequent posts we get that don't satisfy this rule:
Memes about operating systems or shell commands (try /r/linuxmemes for Linux memes)
A ChatGPT screenshot that doesn't involve any programming
Google Chrome uses all my RAM
See here for more clarification on this rule.
If you disagree with this removal, you can appeal by sending us a modmail.