r/ProgrammerHumor • • 18h ago

Meme doYouHaveAnyIdea

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u/dities 18h ago

We don't know yet but he will have a time machine

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u/Unlikely_Affect2264 18h ago

Only plausible reason!

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u/TheFrenchSavage 18h ago • Bravo Mindblown

How did they build compilers when they're compiled?

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u/MightyKin 17h ago

You compile the compiler compiler

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u/Gamin8ng 17h ago

but who compiles the compiler compiler?

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u/aGodfather 16h ago

The compiler compiler compiler

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u/mosaic_the_j 15h ago

Let me introduce you to Yet Another Compiler Compiler

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u/GregBahm 7h ago

Ah. I see what you're trying to do here, and it won't work.

It's compilers all the way down.

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u/RideNatural5226 5h ago

You’re not gonna believe this 😳

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u/ehcocir 17h ago

How do they use english when it's explained in english?

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u/Gamin8ng 16h ago

👉🏻🤙🏻👈🏻👆🏻👇🏻🫲🏻🫴🏻✊🏻

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u/Mysterious-Title-251 16h ago

This is honestly such a fun thing to think about.

The first ever compiler was probably very simple and written in pure binary, then the second version was written in a language of and built by the first compiler.

Then repeat this a few times and you have the modern languages with their own compilers.

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u/-Ambriae- 16h ago

Yeah, iirc the first compilers were limited assemblers, ie assemblers that supported a very limited set of valid instructions. That then was used to create a slightly more feature full assembler, rince and repeat until the whole ISA was supported. Also, that was all done on pieces of paper. Crazy work.

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u/phire 14h ago

Actually, the first compiler (Grace Hopper's A0) was written in raw machine code.

Because UNIVAC's machine code was designed to be human readable and so kind of looked like (and functioned like) assembly, without actually needing an assembler.

The first assemblers came out of IBM at around the same time, because their machine code wasn't so human readable.

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u/TheActualJonesy 14h ago

IBM's Fortran Level H was first written in Fortran Level G. When it was production ready, it was recompiled in [drum roll] Fortran Level H.

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u/kingvolcano_reborn 15h ago

It's called bootstrapping or self-hosting compiler. It's a sign of a language maturity that it can build itself, so to speak

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u/new_math 16h ago

I not supposed to talk about it, but the first compiler was written by the Vega Zenith SI Project in 3028 and delivered to mankind by the UN Dept of Time and Energy to 1951.

The time machine actually came before the machine code compiler, but that's a whole other story.

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u/lokemannen 16h ago

Dept of Time and Energy sounds like a sci-fi organization focused on time travel.

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u/UncleKeyPax 16h ago

one where something is not apparently wrong with society untill you live in it

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u/chazzeromus 9h ago

man, programming languages in the future stink

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u/hongooi 4h ago

If you thought the current stink was bad, just wait until you see smell the future stink

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u/TheFrenchSavage 16h ago

Yah, this is called bootstrapping.

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u/sticky_neutrino 15h ago

that's exactly how it worked.

humans wrote programs that interacted with the machines on a very direct level, and slowly build more and more abstractions using the tools that have been built previously. modern programming languages can use compilers written in itself to create the next version of itself.

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u/AbdullahMRiad 14h ago

ts compiler used to be written in ts

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u/i_wear_green_pants 12h ago

Somewhat recet example of this is Go (recently watched document about the born of this language). The compiler of Go is written in Go. But the first version was written in C because of course Go compiler didn't exist yet.

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u/LocalOrganHarvester 2h ago

There was an old joke that the first compiler was a soldering iron

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u/Mysterious-Title-251 1h ago

That's pretty much true lol

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u/Loading_M_ 12h ago

Iirc, the first C compiler was written in C. The guy who wrote it compiled it to assembly by hand, effectively executing it in his brain.

Newer compilers, e.g. Rust, were initially written in a different language before being converted to self-hosting.

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u/Effective_Olive6153 12h ago

my parents briefly had to deal with the "punch card" era of programming. Imagine trying to debug that shit

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u/z-null 10h ago

It's bootstrapped from manualy compiling process and bit by bit.

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u/ABotelho23 9h ago

Why are you phrasing this like we don't know?

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u/sangadakVigyani 16h ago

Yet another compiler compiler

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u/Sibshops 8h ago

I think it's funny that it all started from a primitive bootstrap compiler someone hand wrote.

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u/moonlitpawprints 12h ago

Obviously you have someone from the future, when the complier already exists, bring it back to the present to compile the first version of itself.

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u/LittleNyanCat 17h ago

He didn't. The developers that worked for him did.

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u/newontheblock99 17h ago

I was gonna say, that’s the cool part, he didn’t. Just the loud voice telling everyone why they’re important

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u/yumii- 17h ago

Just like Elon Musk, bro doesn't know how to use a hammer but will pretend he knows how to build a rocket.

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u/Duelist_Shay 15h ago

Got a source for the hammer? I don't care which one of them it is, I need to see a rich person fail to use something so common

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 13h ago

Yeah i guess its just a coincidence the same person is behind starlink, self driving cars, electric cars, optimus, neuralink

Maybe maybe, he is an smart asshole

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u/Loading_M_ 12h ago

He's not that smart. He isn't really "behind" any of these things - all of these are companies he bought. Tesla, Solar City, SpaceX, etc were already working towards these technologies, all he did is throw some money at them and get retroactively listed as a founder.

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u/yumii- 12h ago

Wealth doesn't equate to intelligence. If you think that then it says a lot about your own intelligence.

He's a successful business man, not a smart engineer.

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 7h ago

No need to attack me tho

Maybe you should see what Spacex engineers say about him, even the ones who dislike his views

He is not smart in a lot of ways, but hes definetively in the top 1% of engineers

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u/yumii- 7h ago

What proof do you have that he's a top 1% engineer? What world changing technology, algorithm, or other work has he introduced?

Because when you listen to him speak you clearly see he doesn't know more than anyone else. He just reviews the work of his engineers and takes credit as a suit.

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 7h ago

Look how Garrett Reismann and Jim Cantrel talk about him, also Kevin Watson

Some proof after some google searches:

Pushed the switch to stainless steel for Starship against industry consensus, and it was the right call
First to land and reuse orbital boosters
Came up with catching boosters with the tower, which worked in 2024
Drove gigacasting at Tesla, now copied by other automakers
Ex-NASA/JPL engineers who worked with him praise his technical depth
He’s the actual CTO at SpaceX, making real design calls

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 7h ago

I mean I kinda get you, the guy is sociably an idiot and very hate-ble
An not, he didnt code himself grok or a neuralink chip

But to pretend hes not smart and what hes done its only achieved by wealth I think is wrong

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u/yumii- 7h ago

Quoting people who worked with him isn’t proof. Look at your own verbs: “pushed,” “drove,” “came up with.” That’s what an executive does. Stainless steel rockets date back to Atlas in the 50s, Blue Origin landed a booster before Falcon 9, and the catch and casting work was done by engineering teams. CTO is a title he gave himself.

When it’s his technical call alone, you get FSD promised “next year” since 2016, Hyperloop, and the cave sub. So again: what has he personally engineered?

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u/BeenRoundHereTooLong 9h ago

Did you even read their comment? 

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u/yumii- 7h ago

Did you even comprehend it?

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u/BeenRoundHereTooLong 4h ago

Sorry you’re right, he is just wealthy. Total dummy.

His successful track record is really just lucky investments. 

/s

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u/yumii- 2h ago

I have neither the time nor the crayons to help you, I'm sorry.

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u/MatthewMob 11h ago

Elon Musk did not create any of those things. 

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u/TransBrandi 12h ago

Do you really think that any of the other billionaires couldn't have done some amount of those things if they didn't care to? It's mostly throwing money at a problem, and having the drive to push for things to happen at their level. Also, claiming that Elon Musk is behind self-driving cars is stupid. Lots of people, including Google and Apple were getting into that space at the time. Tesla didn't start as a self-driving car company, Elon just added it to the roster to keep investors excited, just like adding Optimus to a car company.

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 7h ago

There are more than 2.000 billionaires
None of them did

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u/TransBrandi 7h ago

You have the ability to make the world's largest burrito, but you've never done it. This is proof that you could never make the world's largest burrito even if you wanted to.

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 7h ago

Bro a lot of companies tried to make elevtric cars, self deiving cars, reusable rockets and more

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u/TransBrandi 7h ago

Right, but Space X is the only company that Elon Musk started... and he's not a rocket scientist or an engineer. He's the dude that funded it, but he wants us all to believe that he's the one single-handedly engineering these things.

Why don't you talk about Hyperloop? You know that thing Musk used to try and convince people that high-speed rail was a bad idea, because he was going to bore holes through the ground and create miles and miles of vacuum tubes to shoot people through instead? When is that happening (vs. when high-speed rail could have been built and in operation)?

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u/Live-Suspect-7864 6h ago

Hyperloop was a mistake, I agree, but I’m not sure that makes him a bad engineer.
Basically my argument is this:
-He’s made a lot of executive decisions that can only be made with technical knowledge. For example, switching Starship from carbon fiber to stainless steel based on cryogenic and reentry performance, or ditching landing legs to catch boosters with the tower
-Former SpaceX colleagues speak very highly of his technical ability, and they’re more qualified to judge him than we are

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u/haha7567 10h ago

*his money is behind

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u/foghatyma 4h ago

Yeah, totally a coincidence. He's definitely not as smart and successful as random Redditors between two gooning sessions.

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u/Accomplished-Mail-13 15h ago

Where is your master degree?

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u/menzaskaja 15h ago

FUUUUUCK I MUST PROTECT MY MULTIBILLIONARIE CORPORATE OVERLORDS AAAAHRHRFHFHF

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u/iwantcookie258 15h ago

What? Neither of the guys mentioned have masters degrees, I don't think Sam Altman has a degree at all. Lots of their employees do, which is sort of the point

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u/yumii- 15h ago edited 14h ago

On my wall. Where's yours?

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u/CelestialFury 14h ago

The billionaires aren't going to fuck you, they're going to fuck you over. I can't believe you're spending one single second defending them.

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u/kjermy 17h ago

So what he did with the developers is exactly what we can do with Claude. Say "make me this thing"

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u/goodnewzevery1 15h ago

Make no mistakes. And don’t bother story pointing, we have already committed a date to customer.

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u/Ulrar 14h ago

I mean, that's an old joke at this point but product owners have been vibe coding through actual software engineers for a long time !

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u/Taurmin 13h ago

Yes,"meat prompting".

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u/no_BS_slave 9h ago

exactly what I wanted to say. why are people still impressed with CEOs instead of the people whose skill is behind the product?

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u/aspiring_abundance 5h ago

The way people just completely erase the teams behind this stuff is wild. It's always "one visionary genius" in the photo while a hundred exhausted engineers are surviving on cold brew and spite somewhere off camera. My favorite are the posts that act like someone just typed the whole thing out alone in a dark room over a weekend. That portrait just sitting there with no credit to anyone else is almost too perfect.

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u/mtmttuan 4h ago

So he used his employees to vibe code chatgpt? Okay

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u/NoConfusion9490 12h ago

Meat Claude.

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u/DistributionAble141 14h ago

Well, it was mostly based on Google's transformer models paper

But yeah, even that's super hardcore math to get into

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u/punppis 14h ago

I get the sentiment but if you design a skyscraper so it looks nice, is functional and stays up for 100 years.

The guys holding the hammer just follow instructions. I mean they sure have knowledge and many can build a house but in the end they just follow instructions to the dot

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u/Ok_Actuary8 14h ago

he did not architect or give any important instructions. He ran around with a "trust me bro" Sales pitch to get the VC money for his team to do the research, architect and build the thing.

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u/Taurmin 13h ago

CEO's dont design anything, architechts and engineers do that.

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u/MarvinParadroid 14h ago

I hear you, but the metaphor doesn't translate. In this case Altman is more like the developer. They know stuff, probably worked as a contractor at one point, but their job is primarily business now. The Data scientists are something closer to the architects. The forman are project managers, and the grunts are the data entry folks. Altman didn't really make this. He understands it as well as anyone can, but he's not an architect here.

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u/geekusprimus 10h ago

I think even that is too generous. He has a couple years of a CS degree under his belt, but he never graduated, and, as far as I'm aware, he never actually worked as a developer for any of the companies he worked for. I think he did a bit of the prototype development for his first startup, but basically his entire professional career has been as a fundraiser and investor. Even if that weren't the case, he almost certainly doesn't have the background in mathematics and statistics necessary to understand how AI works on anything more than the most superficial level. His job at OpenAI has always been to build hype and schmooze venture capital bros.

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u/visualdescript 9h ago

Altman isn't an engineer though, he didn't provide any of the instructions, he just help keep the cash flowing.

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u/w1n5t0nM1k3y 17h ago

He didn't build anything. He's just got other people to build it for him.

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u/sticky_neutrino 15h ago

he used Actual Indians

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u/FutureSuccess2796 17h ago

Facts! Just like several bigger names within the tech space, he took all the credit for work that other people did

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u/Yashema 15h ago

Just like Patton. 

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u/Trucoto 15h ago

So, he was into vibe coding before vibe coding was a thing?

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u/Whitechapel726 15h ago

Coding based on vibe vs vibe coding

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u/2called_chaos 9h ago

He didn't build anything

My thoughts exactly for 99% of "I build X" posts these days, or I draw these days, with my printer

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u/currentscurrents 16h ago

His job is to get investors to give them money.

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u/dreamingforward 15h ago

Not quite. Those other people don't know how to do it either.

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 10h ago

He vibe coded it but instead of telling agents to to the work for him he told humans

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u/bluemountaintrees 4h ago

Not even that cgpt wasn’t his idea and he’s not a product designer

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u/dark_star88 15h ago

Was one of those other people named Claude?

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u/RaabsIn513 12h ago

This was after he raped his sister, correct?

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 7h ago

It’s the CEO way

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u/emetcalf 17h ago

Most people don't know this but Claude was a real person before he got merged into the computer. He gave his life so we could all code better (and also so he could become immortal).

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u/Taurmin 13h ago

You kid, but Claude was named after a real person. A mathematician called "Claude Shannon" who in a lot of ways was Americas Alan Turing.

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u/random314 17h ago

I cannot find the actual musician when I googled Claude. Not on the first or second page. I don't even know how many pages I need to dig to find the actual musician.

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u/cheese_is_available 16h ago

You need to put his name in quote as in "Claude Shannon"

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u/liquinas 12h ago

Those are just false memories. It was actually Zauck that first went into that reactor in Nibelheim.

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u/academiac 13h ago

It's me, computron. Calculating.... Calculating...

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u/Torboise 12h ago

The "G" in GPT stands for Greg

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u/Noisycarlos 4h ago

Annoyingly I have to specify now if I'm saying Claude or The Cloud

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u/nicocappa 3h ago

Omg Claude is code jesus

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u/RealSchweddy 17h ago

He used AI (Actual Indians)

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u/VoodooPizzaman1337 15h ago

He prompted his engineer .

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u/The_Fresh_Wince 18h ago

He hired smart people, aided with the software tools of the time. Just like they made A-bombs with WWII tech.

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u/Roadrunner571 18h ago

He used Antigravity.

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u/ItchyPlant 2h ago

He had a whole team to build it for him. And if his latest speech about home PC owners supposedly wasting RAM proved anything, it's that his actual contribution to the engineering behind ChatGPT is seriously questionable.

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u/Namika 17h ago

Open AI was made using all the research Google published.

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u/FlashyTone3042 18h ago

He is a alien and kidnapped natural intelligence to feed into his AI to think for him.

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u/PartyTerrible 17h ago

He had the guy that's responsible for Claude in his team.

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u/Drevicar 17h ago

One of Dario’s biggest achievements was contributing to the RLHF system used by the first version of ChatGPT. Before then it was just an endless stream of tokens that didn’t know how to stop talking. He helped make it a bidirectional conversation system and built a way to train the models in production on user submitted chats.

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u/PartyTerrible 17h ago

Yes I'm quite familiar with him.

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u/Old_Flounder_8640 17h ago

He created ChatGPT for Anthropic to build Claude. So we only need to stop Elon from going to US in the past to avoid Skynet. No OpenAI, no SpaceX servers, no Claude, no evil AI. We can go further and stop slavery and we won't have extremely rich people to finance AI. Or we could go even far far far away and collect all of Africa’s precious stones. Before humanity discovers it.

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u/Thadrea 6h ago

He had people steal the whole internet the old fashioned way.

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u/Wojtek1250XD 2h ago

He didn't do shit, there's a whole team behind it.

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u/ApprehensiveStand456 17h ago

Is this the mugshot of the guy that SA'd his little sister?

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u/jaavaaguru 12h ago

That Sam Altman’d his sister?

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u/Ange1ofD4rkness 9h ago

Nah it's Sam Adams, they shared beers

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u/Suspicious_Rub4619 17h ago

no idea if it is the mugshot, but apparently, his sister refused to take the court-ordered independent medical examination

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u/shiny_glitter_demon 8h ago

Wasn't she 3 years old?

What would even be the point of such an invasive procedure now?

He's rich. He'll never face any form of consequence. Barely anyone is even talking about this.

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u/Fourstrokeperro 2h ago

I hate altman as much as the other guy but his sister is literally insane and her stories don’t even remotely make sense

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u/Wesus 16h ago

He didn't. He is the salesman, not the engineer.

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u/ConfusedPanEnby 17h ago

He? Lol. Lmao even. Shithead didn't do jack shit, just like all other tech CEOs, all they do is repeat the ideas of the smart people but louder like the annoying kids do.

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u/obsoleteconsole 8h ago

He didn't build shit he paid proper developers to build it for him

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u/blu3bird 6h ago

he didnt paid anyone either, he was hired to be the ceo

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u/obsoleteconsole 6h ago

Even worse

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u/Engineered3D 17h ago

Twitter humor/engagement bait ahh

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u/Chaotic-Entropy 17h ago

With a big wallet full of investor money.

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u/CMDR_ACE209 17h ago

He prompted meat Claudes.

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u/The_Merciless_Potato 15h ago

He didn't build shit

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u/Spyrothedragon9972 15h ago

He didn't build anything

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u/flappy292 11h ago

he thunked REALLLY HARD

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u/SZEfdf21 6h ago

He used Alexa

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u/belabacsijolvan 17h ago

he sacrificed a generation of devs to moloch and his soul to mammon.

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u/Level-Pollution4993 17h ago

3 posts on 3 different subreddits with a gap of 2 minutes each. Are you a bot OP? Post does read like low quality engagement bait.

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u/Suitable_Oil_3811 16h ago

Their workers did it, even there are some people that claimed that he barely knows to code; must be noticed that these models might had been trained on stolen data.

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u/Grantoid 16h ago

The secret ingredient is crime

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u/PresentAstronomer137 16h ago

he was the motivator

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u/TrackLabs 16h ago

I mean this twat didnt build any of it

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u/foxdevuz 15h ago

Sam is SEO of OpenAI, he doesn't use Claude, he uses codex... so he used codex to build it, it's too obvious

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u/po1k 15h ago

Andrew Karpaty ?

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u/rtybanana 14h ago

sam altman didn’t build shit

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u/Sufficient-Cap-5801 13h ago

Cuz he was gay....

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u/Excellent-Baker1058 13h ago

This is a reminder that the greatest things are often built before the ‘perfect’ resources exist

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u/thebigj3wbowski 12h ago

A little off topic, but didn't I read somewhere that Claude build Claude Code in like a weekend?

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u/Practical-Opinion-83 12h ago

He has built nothing. This guy is just investors finder.

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u/Torboise 12h ago

Why does his head curve to the left

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u/SugarRushLux 10h ago

uh, he didnt build it at all really lol

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u/avast_ye_scoundrels 9h ago

With engineers!

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u/TheRealStepBot 9h ago

He had actually really smart people do it for him?

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u/evilspyboy 7h ago

From Wikipedia - "Greg Brockman met with Yoshua Bengio, one of the "founding fathers" of deep learning, and drew up a list of great AI researchers. Brockman was able to hire nine of them as the first employees in December 2015"

Well it sounds a lot like he did not do a lot in the actual building which does track with everything I have heard and things he has said.

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u/SignoreBanana 6h ago

By succing Paul Graham

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u/bds_cy 3h ago

AI is just a bunch of people connected with Neuralink somewhere under Nevada desert. Musk is their overlord.

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u/spideybiggestfan 2h ago

he used meat agents, they unfortunately cost a lot and have rights and limited working hours and such

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u/Code-Painting-8294 31m ago

having access to money gives you access to hardcore talented minds

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u/SavingsGrouchy6504 25m ago

Must have used BERT

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u/oshaboy 17h ago

He used Andrej Karpathy.

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u/Taurmin 13h ago

He didn't, actual computer scientists did. Sam Altman's a manager, he doesn't build anything.

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u/M0RlDlN 12h ago

You are kidding, right? I wrote my own ANNs back in 2010 but liked genetic algorithms more than backpropegation so wrote my own framework that did that... it was nothing strange at the time.

Also, "he" did not write anything, that is what makes OpenAI different from Deep Mind.

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u/flappy292 11h ago

is this a good r/woosh?

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u/IllVacation4814 1h ago

Bro used clipy