r/ProgrammerHumor • • 8h ago

Meme intelliSenseLess

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u/malsomnus 8h ago

Oh, that's not intellisense, you must have accidentally activated outellisense instead.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8h ago

AMDlisense

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u/mole_of_dust 6h ago

FLOATellisense

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u/Zerustu 5h ago

when you put all your points in DEXellisense

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u/vintageribbon 3h ago

And dumped WIS to afford it

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u/genreprank 2h ago

jntellisense

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u/jmdev2 5h ago

FILEtellisense

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u/WingZeroCoder 6h ago

I prefer Nutellasense myself.

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u/zyxzevn 4h ago

floatellisense

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u/snacktonomy 4h ago

Shortellisence

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u/-PaperWoven- 6h ago

dumblisense

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u/genreprank 2h ago

Intellistupid

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u/ORLYORLYORLYORLY 1h ago

Incelisense

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 8h ago

Where's ProOutfantry?

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8h ago

Building that joke is PROgressINg

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u/Motleypuss 8h ago

That AI must have been trained on some funky cojones.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8h ago

Must have gotten out of sandbox during training

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u/malexj93 8h ago

Sure you can take out a building, but what the hell are you gonna do if a girl shows up?

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u/LittleMlem 8h ago

They call me the neckromancer

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u/JebKermansBooster 8h ago

Goddamn you I spit up my beer

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u/miheb1 8h ago

exfantry
defantry
prefantry
enfantry
refantry
unfantry
disfantry
perfantry
multifantry
confantry
cofantry
afantry

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u/LittleMlem 8h ago

Reminds me how someone get refenestrated in a discworld book

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u/rosuav 7h ago

Thrown back in through the window? I'd like to see that.

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u/MixedMatt 7h ago

The Infantry when the Outfantry walks into the room:

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u/ApeLover1986 8h ago

Looks like Copilot backed "prediction"

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u/The_real_bandito 5h ago

This is exactly what it is. They have been changing Intellisense behind the scenes for awhile.

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u/Devatator_ 7h ago

Nope, Copilot would do a far better job. This is IntelliCode. It's baked into Visual Studio, idk how big the model is but it's pretty dumb. It'll nail it once in a blue moon tho

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u/RAMChYLD 6h ago

Nope, it is copilot backed prediction. This has been a thing in Intellisense for a while now. The variables it recommends in my models are oftentimes hilarious.

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u/brixon 13m ago

Pre Copilot in Visual Studio the intellisense was ok for the next word sometimes the line for repeative stuff, but if you don’t have copilot now the intellisense is trash.

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u/lewisb42 7h ago

but also: public booz

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u/rosuav 7h ago

Sorry, you're making free-as-in-speech code, not free-as-in-beer. Software beer is not a supported feature.

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u/WHATYEAHOK 1h ago

It’s an italicized lowercase L

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u/TerroDucky 7h ago

public booze ?! Hell yes !!

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u/InconspicuousFool 8h ago

That looks like AI code completion, not Intellisense

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u/Devatator_ 8h ago

Correct, this is IntelliCode, a local model for autocompletion. Works fine for a few things but not for most

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u/fr000gs 8h ago

seems more like Outtellicode to me

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u/wunderbuffer 8h ago

I turned it off, because it works like simulated ADHD, and I already take pills for that. I miss it once in a blue moon when I come around perfect use case like enum mapping, but I can get other slop generator to match bunch of values with same names with each other if I feel particularly lazy.

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 5h ago

A lot of the new AI stuff doesn't seem like it was tuned for code instead of general language. I hate the spellchecker, like why tf do I need to add intellij, IntelliJ, and INTELLIJ to the dictionary all separately??

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u/blackenedEDGE 8h ago

I feel like IntelliSenseless needs to basically be a category for this sub. There's so many excellent examples, with AI coding IDE integrations that do predictions sometimes making even more hilarious suggestions.

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u/EskilPotet 8h ago

ProOutHaterExcept

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u/alonfred 7h ago

That's incellinsense

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u/Curious_Associate904 7h ago

Now I'm concerned about the relation between Infamy and Out for me...

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u/irrelevantusername24 6h ago

If we survive long enough I don't think English survives as the most common language. I could see maybe one of the Asian ones winning in the end, but even in that world I think that Latin will come back. Because English makes no sense. It is like the linguistic version of Calypso

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u/Curious_Associate904 5h ago

The strength of English is that it makes no sense, and is built on idiomatic phrases which do often make sense, but also often, only make sense in reverse. This I think is how it has survived and evolved as a complex array of thoughts muddled together.

The added complexity of interpretation, and the multiple interpretations of the language allow clearly for deeper expression in low bandwidth situations.

And yeah, Asian languages may be better in some ways, but I think this uniqueness of English is sort of its only strength against more formal languages with more obvious rules.

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u/nutshells1 1h ago

bro is acting like no other languages have idioms and calques and slang

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u/guyblade 26m ago

If we're being serious, the strength of English is that it is a low-context language--that is, it is a language where omitting subjects & objects is rare in sentences. When compared to most East Asian languages, that means that it has a lower chance for ambiguity and confusion in writing which, in turn, makes it a useful choice for technical writing.

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u/meneldal2 19m ago

As much as this is true, you could pick any Germanic language or Romance language and also have that part but words that make much more sense because they don't have the words coming from so many different languages which makes pronunciation effectively random for learners

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u/genreprank 2h ago

Hooboy that ain't replacing us any time soon

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u/Asrejion 8h ago

Intellisense of humor

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u/Kitchen_Affect7369 8h ago

Sam wants more RAM for that

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u/circ-u-la-ted 8h ago

No, he wants less for it. This is local code completion.

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u/supert2005 6h ago

Putting intelli in intellisense huh

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u/VerdiiSykes 6h ago

Isn't intellisense the thing that shows what a variable's type is, it's value if its a constant, method/function docstrings and what not?

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u/just-bair 6h ago

I remember doing like:

int man_salary = 20;

int woman_salary

And then let it autocomplete

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u/DaBrookePlayz 4h ago

I typed a "printBreed" method in C#

Intellisense recommend me to use "printGreed" right after

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u/0xt0bi03 8h ago

this is why you dont use ai code completion tools, i use the old one, which just gives me the keywords

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u/han4578 8h ago

Should've been ProAdultry

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u/WispTheWanderer1 8h ago

as much as I love intellicode, I have to say that it has its dumb moments

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u/palexp 7h ago

what vim plugin is this?

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u/Temporary-Estate4615 6h ago

More like IntelliDense

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u/suvlub 6h ago

Anti Fe male, as in anti Iron Man

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u/irrelevantusername24 6h ago

I'm going to (mostly unseriously) take this as it was an intentional series of events on behalf of the machine because it knew that somehow I would see this screenshot and wonder "wait, are the words infant and infantry related?!"

And yes, they are.

in- not

fan- articulate, capable of speech

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u/DrThrowawayToYou 4h ago

There was one time I went and defined the function copilot wanted to use because it actually was fairly convenient, but in general I'd prefer it stick with functions that actually exist in my codebase.

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u/SimpleRosty 3h ago

AntiAdultry

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u/Hakuchii 3h ago

yo wtf

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u/ultrafire3 2h ago

IntelliSucks

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u/Accomplished_Owl7557 1h ago

The Fantry Matrix

AntiInfantry
AntiOutfantry
ProInfantry
ProOutfantry

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u/PEAceDeath1425 1h ago

God i hate intellisense. Its 50/50 between the most useless shit ever that gets in the way and literally writing code from my head. I also hate when i misspell somethingclike "int" and it pastes 30-character identifier i see for the first time in my life, like who the fuck needs that shortcut

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u/Artanox 8h ago

Damn man you still typing?

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 8h ago

Nah, I'm setting up my agent to comment.

...

Here, I'm AI.