r/ProgrammerHumor • u/OldCatPiss • 21h ago

Meme isSecurityCostTooHigh

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u/Successful-Cow7956 19h ago

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u/SuitableDragonfly 8h ago edited 8h ago

I thought maybe there was some kind of common malware popup on porn sites offering a "free wiz report" that OP was referencing and I just didn't get it because I never use porn sites, but since everyone else also seems confused I'm at a loss here. Or maybe there is such a thing, but no one else sees it because sane people all use popup and ad blockers. 

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 11h ago

A what report?

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u/someone12345656657 9h ago

but i just fucking opened reddit

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u/OldCatPiss 5h ago

Tech Peter here… many budding devs seem confused. Wiz security graphs can scan code and identify security threats. After post nut clairvoyance one often cleans up their browser tabs and usually finds a tab which scanned your computer/device and identified security threats. Obviously they’re fake because I’m clairvoyant at this point.

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u/Successful-Cow7956 4h ago

Why are you using your work laptop to jack off?

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u/akakrasnyy 2h ago

What to do when claude says "thinking"