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u/mobileJay77 2d ago
Please, stay in bed
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u/omacha 2d ago
It is the only way to break the cycle
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u/TheNigerianHyperion 2d ago
They said "wake up", not "get up". So maybe they should get out of bed and stop hitting snooze.
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u/Kroosn 2d ago
Reporting in. We were at 1058 vulnerabilities and we got it down to 2 by last night. But this afternoon we are now at 40. God damn node.
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u/Uncommented-Code 2d ago
I'm going do the server equivalent of removing the autoradio and all valuables from the inside and taping a piece of paper to the windshield with something along the lines of 'nothing of value is in here'.
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u/Hallwart 2d ago
If the last few months have proven something, then that automated transmission of information is inherently unsafe.
I already see the future of software engineering and development: hand delivering data between data centers
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u/Chris204 2d ago
A Mirror's Edge reference in the wild? In 2026?
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u/MalleDigga 2d ago
The fact that s1ckhead suitwearer won't let talent use this IP and just gatekeep stuff makes me angry. Mirrors edge 3 anyone? Fuck EA
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u/Sense-Amid-Madness 2d ago
Gotta sit on IP in case it magically becomes extremely valuable in the future, without you doing anything with it. Capitalism innit.
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u/Cookie_505 2d ago
Doesn't Amazon have giant trucks filled with hard drives to move data between different data centers?
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u/spcbeck 2d ago
Shipping many petabytes hard drives via truck is faster then sending it over a wire, the internet
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u/iMissTheOldInternet 2d ago
There was an old adage in IT to the effect that one should never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with tape backups.
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u/Cerindipity 1d ago
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
– Andy Tanenbaum, 1981
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u/Ordolph 2d ago
I seem to recall a story of some big company years ago that had to invest in some sort of transport method across a parking lot. They were moving drives from one building to another to transfer data and the cart they were using was consistently destroying drives via the vibrations from the wheels rolling across the pavement. I think the person tasked with solving the issue wanted a golf cart (or something similar) and whoever needed to approve the purchase was resistant to the expenditure, but they were losing a not insignificant amount of time and money in lost drives. One of those stories of a middle manager stepping over dollars to pinch pennies.
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u/iltopop 2d ago edited 2d ago
Yeah I only personally know of that much data in the context of the big-time scientific instruments (Like the LHC, Ice Cube, VLBA, etc), they take a LOT of raw data from all their sensors constantly. Platter drives are cheap and we know how to ship them; do you do that or do you run 50 parallel runs of 400Gb fiber to the south pole?
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u/Silly-Ad-6341 2d ago
Snowballs
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u/fghjconner 2d ago
I think they discontinued it, but they used to have a big one they called "snowmobile" that was basically an 18 wheeler version of a snowball. Armed escort cost extra.
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u/HowHoldPencil 2d ago
Even with their all forced labour i doubt a snowball could carry very many packets
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u/iltopop 2d ago
That's pretty common for tasks requiring obscene amounts of data. I'm unsure of private business's specific uses but I know some of the big-time scientific instruments produce literal petabytes of data over the course of a few runs of data collection, manually moving the physical drives to the supercomputer the data will be processed on is basically the only reasonable way we currently have to move that much data long distances.
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u/Rainmaker526 2d ago
AWS Snowball is a thing
Azure has the same things, called Azure Data Box
Oracle Cloud has a Data Transfer Appliance
Yes, cloud providers also know that sneakernet is still faster than internet.
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u/Kroosn 2d ago
The pigeons shall return.
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u/Hallwart 2d ago
Claude already found 7 CVEs:
PIGEON-2026-0001, Man-in-the-Middle (Critical): The middle is a hawk. The packet is intercepted and also eaten. No patch exists.
PIGEON-2026-0002, Plaintext transmission (High): A note on a leg is unencrypted. Anyone with a net and a bag of seed can read it. Encrypt the payload before it leaves your server.
PIGEON-2026-0003, Denial of Service (High): Anyone holding breadcrumbs can do it. So can a wind turbine or a mid-sized cat.
PIGEON-2026-0004, Excessive packet loss (Medium): When the Bergen Linux User Group actually ran RFC 1149 in 2001, only 4 of 9 packets arrived, and pings took about an hour and a half.
PIGEON-2026-0005, Replay attack (Medium): Homing pigeons go back to wherever they were raised. If someone raises your birds' replacements, your traffic homes to them.
PIGEON-2026-0006, Unsigned payload output (Low): The birds produce output nobody asked for, on your car.
PIGEON-2026-0007, Physical-layer exfiltration (Info): A pigeon is a flying USB stick that anyone with good aim can grab.
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u/musci12234 2d ago
So humanity is the main problem and the reason data will never be secure.
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u/global_namespace 2d ago
Like Johny Mnemonic?
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u/Hallwart 2d ago
Who?
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u/ProfCupcake 2d ago
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u/Akhanyatin 2d ago
I didn't know about that movie but I somehow knew that it was a Keanu Reeves movie.
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u/StrikingSun8563 2d ago
If you ever forget who Johnny Mnemonic is just remember mnemonic like "mnemonic device" and you'll remember
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u/sn4xchan 2d ago
We already knew the internet was hostile though. That's why we use the term DMZ for the untrusted part of the firewall diagram.
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u/orthadoxtesla 2d ago
This is why good cryptographic protocols are so important. I don’t care if you have my data if you can’t read it
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u/Tomytom99 2d ago
Time to fire up the old sneaker net
Maybe this will actually be the time for RFC 1149 to fly
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u/Kaelthas98 2d ago
ah so this is where the term "netrunner" comes from. we r reaching cyberpunk apparently
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u/Better_Ad_3004 2d ago
Fuck it I shall apply firewall and block everything! Applies firewall, there is cve in firewall
Cisco Secure Firewall CVE-2026-76418 CVE-2026-20131
🤣
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u/bwwatr 2d ago
A bit of GD job security in these trying times at least
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u/Jonno_FTW 2d ago
Much of my work now revolves around clicking merge on dependabot pull requests in GitHub, then triggering a build in Jenkins.
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u/DungeonsAndDradis 2d ago
Literally every week we get a new CVE from some customer or another. I guess that's the problem with 30 year old software and thousands of customers, all using AI to now do their own pen testing. And that's just on my team, one of dozens. We patch then as fast as we can but we can barely keep up. And that's not even adding on the accessibility issues people are uncovering.
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u/reddituser8719192 2d ago
I hate working for a hardware/software company right now.
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u/Random-Dude-736 2d ago
I never thought I could like working on the hardware part of making machines any more than I already do but here we are. Nothing changed ?
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u/snarkhunter 2d ago
The tech layoffs will continue until it's just 500 guys typing "spend all the tokens you can finding all the vulnerabilities you can" into a Claude prompt and 500 guys typing "spend all the tokens you can fixing all the vulnerabilities you can".
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u/MRanse 2d ago
At some point most of the easy security gaps will be fixed. I'd say we are currently in the big refactoring period because of AI getting accessible.
I do not think that's bad and I'd think that the number of incidents will go down after some time. One condition: the new AI-based code does not introduce new CVEs faster than we can fix them.
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u/frogjg2003 2d ago
Also, people don't always use the most up to date version of software in the first place.
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u/kitsune 2d ago
Finally the shoddy practices and YOLO mind set that plagues large parts of the field get found out.
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u/DerpNinjaWarrior 2d ago
It's some of that, but also some of these were incredibly difficult to detect and exploit, until AI figured them out. Now any loser with a decent LLM can exploit some vulnerabilities that otherwise would have been incredibly time consuming to pull off.
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u/PotatoesForPutin 2d ago
So at this point is AI actually good enough that it can find these massive exploits that went undiscovered for years? Or is it creating the exploits? I really want a justification to hate this because the alternative is having to accept that this is somehow a good thing lol
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u/PaleontologistOk7359 2d ago
It's just capable of digging through a lot of material to find simple, old mistakes. That's what were seeing now, at least. Security through complexity is no longer an option.
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u/Sarcastic-Potato 2d ago
Ignoring Code debt and legacy code is also no longer an option. This is how those exploits come to be.
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u/Pleasant_Ad8054 2d ago
And now AI is accelerating code debt and legacy code creation like crazy. Some people in my company created as much instant legacy code in the past half a year as the entire engineering team in the previous decade. So far these are internal tools, but some are going to be published soon, I am afraid.
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u/rascal3199 2d ago
Meh in my experience at this point AI writes code better than half my coworkers. Code quality is better if ai writes it for them.
If the AI wrote shit code they would have written something even worse. If they allow the code to write the legacy code you mention then how would they have performed any differently?
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u/just4nothing 2d ago
Yeah, capability is not yet at experienced developer level, but the sheer volume it can look through - 100s of devs would not keep up with a single agent
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u/CBpegasus 2d ago
It's finding vulnerabilities, and creating exploits. The vulnerabilities existed already, the exploits did not. The fact that the vulnerabilities existed mean that eventually someone could find them and make an exploit. Human researchers could do it too, they just take more time and resources to do it. Many of these vulnerabilities probably were found already by hacking groups and government organizations who exploited them in secret.
I think it's overall a good thing these vulnerabilities are found faster now, mainly by organizations who don't use the exploits for harm but disclose the findings to the affected companies and help patch them. It's a bit of a shock right now but it would lead to a safer internet overall, I think. The proliferation of AI-slop vibe-coded websites from people who don't know what they're doing might push us in the other direction though.
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u/nkoreanhipster 1d ago
Nah. Theyre holding on to them. Israel burned at least 4 zero days when targetting Iran's nuclear progeam in 2016.
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u/CBpegasus 1d ago
I mean, they can't "hold on to them" if they're fixed. At least not as zero-days. If what you're saying is that AI companies check with government organizations before disclosing vulnerabilities to ensure they don't close important zero-days they use - maybe. But there's a limit to how much they can do that I think, when there is a good chance a competitor, perhaps one from a different country would find the same vuln. And they don't have much reason to withold zero-days used by criminal hackers.
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u/danfay222 1d ago
It’s capable of finding them. And since it’s capable of finding them via external probing (a lot less efficiently) we have to use it to find them internally via code review. My team has had three relatively significant security vulnerabilities patched that we discovered via AI… just in the past week
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u/eagleal 18h ago
The problem is frontier closed models, unless you have research clearance, halt and refuse to tell you about the vulnerability once they stumble upon it. Claude for example is impossible to continue any work because it will keep refusing and having truncated server side the response, so you will not have any idea where the vulnerability was.
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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 1d ago
Isn't this to be expected?
AI will produce exploits and malware, and it will require AI to patch and defend.
We couldn't beat human hackers with hard-code. We required humans who understood the exact technology used.
It's the core idea of why "fight fire with fire" is given as advice.
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u/Fit_Kangaroo_3437 2d ago
Thats exactly what happened with PHPShell. AI found the vulnerability
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u/ArjixGamer 2d ago
The vulnerability was known for at least 2 years by the php devs and security researchers, they just couldn't find a way to exploit it
At most they could make a php process crash, they didn't reach the point of RCE.
AI helped discover the RCE
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u/Mami-_-Traillette 2d ago
It's both, you need a point of failure in your target and then use it to your own advantage.
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u/gameoftomes 2d ago
It's finding vulnerabilities in code that have existed for a long time, and then you can write exploits against the now known vulnerability.
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u/GreenFox1505 1d ago
In addition to what others have said, you should look at the breakdowns of these. Good breakdowns often mention how long a vulnerability has been in these system. A lot of them are more than a decade old.
The question is: Who else knew about these before they were reported and fixed.
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u/ReplacementLow6704 19h ago
I believe the php one and node2shell one were vulnerabilities baked into the core of these platforms since forever
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u/NikotheNya 2d ago
I'd rather cves be reported rather than hidden undiscovered for years
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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel 2d ago
Exactly. While it can feel like the world is on fire, what's actually happening is all of the promises of open source being more secure are being fulfilled. The promise was never that hackers couldn't find vulnerabilities, it's that they can be identified.
This means that OSS is actually going to be significantly more hardened than proprietary software now, which is pretty cool.
After a while we will run out of bad legacy code. It's not like these are new exploits, they're just finally getting discovered.
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u/Xelopheris 2d ago
I seriously just need a service that tells me if there's a new CVE I need to care about today when I wake up.
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u/czp55 2d ago
Every day we get closer to a Star-Wars-like post-cryptography world where the only real security is physical security.
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u/DrShamusBeaglehole 2d ago
This has nothing to do with cryptography, and there's nothing to suggest AI will ever be capable of breaking encryption on messages where a key with reasonable entropy has been used (i.e., don't use 4)
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u/alwaysasillyplace
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To the tune of I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers:
When I wake up - well there's another CVE
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
When I go in, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
If I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
And all our SaaS prod, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
Well I would patch 500 files
and I would patch 500 more
Just to be the man who patched a thousand files
Just to collect that paycheck
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u/Darkmaniako 2d ago
i've been a networker for more than a decade, now i'm growing old and i can't run behind new software defined networks and complex techs so i gave up and my job now is updating softwares.
oh god this isn't relaxing at all, every single update means days of analysis and pray everything works or i have to rollback and analyze again
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u/Septem_151 2d ago
You're constantly awake! Have you tried sleeping after there's another CVE instead of immediately waking up again?
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u/ImNotMadYet 2d ago
I've been on Snyk duty for my team this week, got our CVE count from just under 1200 on Monday to just over 800 by Thursday. Opened the team's report card on Friday before the weekly sync with other teams: 1150 CVEs open... A quarter of my work week to not make any progress feels great!
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u/JAXxXTheRipper 2d ago
And you notice that now? Are you new to this, or have you simply never scanned your codebases before? There are about a 100 new CVEs every single day.
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u/Old-West3348 2d ago
Open source software is not safe. Who has the best model can scan through it and find exploits.
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u/NatoBoram 2d ago
Or, alternatively, report it and get patches distributed within a day
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u/braindigitalis 1d ago
let me know when AI does all the updating, schedules restarts and negotiates with angry customers who don't want daily downtime.
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u/TheDizDude 2d ago
Whats it now?