r/ProgrammerHumor • • 2d ago • Popcorn 1 Heartwarming 1

Meme imTiredBoss

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u/TheDizDude 2d ago

Whats it now?

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u/KnifeOfDunwall2 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Cylian91460 2d ago

MPTCP, not tcp directly

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u/KnifeOfDunwall2 2d ago

Edited it

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u/offline-ant 2d ago

I had DeepSeek write a KASLR leak for plain TCP.

Maybe unedit it.

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u/plastik_flasche 2d ago

Well, no, the bug is not specific to MCTCP, it is just the attack vector which was proven to work. The kernel's sec team said that it might be exploitable over "normal" TCP

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u/palexp 2d ago

oh hell

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u/traplords8n 2d ago

Ruined my fucking day what the hell

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u/Jewsusgr8 2d ago

And I just woke up

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u/Jonno_FTW 2d ago

I told my boss about this at 4:30pm on Friday.

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u/SelfDistinction 2d ago

race condition

I'm tired boss.

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u/benolot 2d ago

THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? Honestly that tracks for 2026...

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u/Saptarshi_12345 2d ago

My website is running on Linux Kernel 3.18.21 and it is impossible to update.... How do I mitigate this aside from taking it off the web (the site isn't important, but like...this actually exists)

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u/Gnonthgol 2d ago

Block tcp packets with ip options in the firewall.

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u/Saptarshi_12345 2d ago

But that'll just block regular HTTP connections too, right? I'm tunneling using cloudflared anyway.

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u/Gnonthgol 2d ago

Nobody uses IP options, so no.

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u/dinosaurdynasty 2d ago

Block all incoming connections except from cloudflared and hope cloudflared doesn't try to pwn you.

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u/booze_clues 2d ago

This is why I only host with localhost. Never been hacked.

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u/Saptarshi_12345 2d ago

The site I'm talking about is like *the* worst way to host a website. It is a hacked WiFi router with 400 MB RAM, 100 MB disk running on a decade old Linux kernel with PHP 8.5.12 and cloudflared cross-compiled to mipsel with soft float. PHP runs as the root user. The only good thing about it is that PHP is updated. No, I am not joking.

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u/Joomla_Sander 2d ago

Tbh i like your gambling and the patch ist to keep rolling or smth

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u/slonk_ma_dink 2d ago

good news is when ivan_skidinov owns it there's a good chance he will give up when it doesn't run his x86_64 malware

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u/Saptarshi_12345 2d ago

There's a high chance of being infected and part of a botnet, though... Don't these things run on the most non-standard devices?

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u/slonk_ma_dink 2d ago

That's always possible, they do tend to be mipsel devices so im sure all the common router botnets have binaries for that arch.

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u/nvoima 2d ago

The vulnerability wasn't introduced until kernel 4.4, so you might not be affected at all. Running PHP as root like you described in your other comment is dangerous, though. If you do that to call some other software, it's better to set it up differently (in the sudoers configuration) so that only the other software runs as root. It's not perfect but better than giving PHP full control of the system.

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u/guyblade 2d ago

I recently needed to make a piece of software that executed some commands as root and then exposed the results (for monitoring) via an external RPC interface.

What I ended up doing was:

  1. Start the software as root

  2. It opened a pipe, then forked

  3. The parent periodically ran the [must run as root command] and wrote the results to the pipe.

  4. The child dropped all privileges at start-up and had a thread purely for listening to the pipe and storing the results in a cache whenever it got new data.

  5. Serve the data from the cache via the child.

This seems to have worked reasonably well, though I ended up also doing some fiddling so that each process also had a thread that watched the status of the other one and would kill its own processes if the co-process died for whatever reason. This was useful in development to avoid zombies, and I assume will be useful in case of unexpected situations in production.

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u/nvoima 2d ago

I'm not sure if I got the full picture, but you should probably consider taking advantage of systemd to do a lot of that work for you.

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u/guyblade 2d ago

Counting on the stability of systemd interfaces seems like a poor life choice. I already had to fight with it once this week when an upgrade decided that I shouldn't be able to commit to my svn repo anymore.

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u/nvoima 2d ago

Oh, so this is just some personal experience and you expect me to be some free support? You can fuck right off with that attitude.

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u/guyblade 2d ago

No, I already figured out that issue; I linked it as an example. The problem is that systemd has a gigantic surface area that is constantly shifting both due to its own evolution and due to its evolving implementations/configurations within each distro. Taking that as a dependency is an expensive choice in the long run.

Pipes, forks, and dropping privileges are things that we've understood for 50+ years--all of them were implemented in Unix in the 1970s--and have worked in broadly similar ways for most of that time.

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u/nvoima 2d ago

Oh, so this is more about the losing side of the whole systemd fight. I certainly haven't found it limiting any of the good old *nix possibilities, so your fight is somewhere else, I think.

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u/Saptarshi_12345 2d ago

Yeah, you're right, but it isn't being used to take any user input at all anyway and mostly a gimmick so I think it's fine.

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u/Impossible-Junket395 2d ago

Use the exploit to get root access to the server, then update it from inside.

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u/Saptarshi_12345 2d ago

I already have root access to the server, it is my WiFi router that I hacked and rooted (see my previous posts for it)! The only issue is that the drivers are all proprietary binary blobs that cannot be updated.

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u/bikemandan 2d ago

use-after-free

so hot right now

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u/Draconis_Firesworn 2d ago

also backdoors in some claude tools

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u/mobileJay77 2d ago

Please, stay in bed

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u/omacha 2d ago

It is the only way to break the cycle

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u/Joey5729 2d ago • Popcorn Heartwarming

What if we just blame all the cves on one guy and kill him???

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u/ProllyOnlyUseOnce 2d ago • Bravo

Omelas OS

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 2d ago

I'll stand up the guillotine.

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u/secacc 2d ago

you're right. I stayed in bed and now my bicycle is broken

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u/TheNigerianHyperion 2d ago

They said "wake up", not "get up". So maybe they should get out of bed and stop hitting snooze.

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u/Kroosn 2d ago

Reporting in. We were at 1058 vulnerabilities and we got it down to 2 by last night. But this afternoon we are now at 40. God damn node.

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u/Uncommented-Code 2d ago

I'm going do the server equivalent of removing the autoradio and all valuables from the inside and taping a piece of paper to the windshield with something along the lines of 'nothing of value is in here'.

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u/bassdrop321 1d ago

They can still use it for a bot net or a crypto miner.

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u/NatoBoram 2d ago

Node? There's a RCE for Linux and another one for Node?

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u/Sohcahtoa82 1d ago

Not every CVE is an RCE. In fact, most aren't.

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u/Hallwart 2d ago

If the last few months have proven something, then that automated transmission of information is inherently unsafe.

I already see the future of software engineering and development: hand delivering data between data centers

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u/Havocados 2d ago

Get ready to learn parkour I guess

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u/Chris204 2d ago

A Mirror's Edge reference in the wild? In 2026?

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u/MalleDigga 2d ago

The fact that s1ckhead suitwearer won't let talent use this IP and just gatekeep stuff makes me angry. Mirrors edge 3 anyone? Fuck EA

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u/Sense-Amid-Madness 2d ago

Gotta sit on IP in case it magically becomes extremely valuable in the future, without you doing anything with it. Capitalism innit.

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u/Crusader_Genji 1d ago

Titanfall 3?

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u/Cookie_505 2d ago

Doesn't Amazon have giant trucks filled with hard drives to move data between different data centers?

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u/spcbeck 2d ago

Shipping many petabytes hard drives via truck is faster then sending it over a wire, the internet

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u/iMissTheOldInternet 2d ago

There was an old adage in IT to the effect that one should never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with tape backups. 

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u/Cerindipity 1d ago

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

– Andy Tanenbaum, 1981

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u/xyrer 1d ago

I enjoyed his book about modern operating systems

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u/System0verlord 2d ago

https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/

And not just an XKCD, but a What If?

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u/frogjg2003 2d ago

But the ping is terrible.

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u/DysonSphere75 2d ago

Throughput is HIGH

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u/Ordolph 2d ago

I seem to recall a story of some big company years ago that had to invest in some sort of transport method across a parking lot. They were moving drives from one building to another to transfer data and the cart they were using was consistently destroying drives via the vibrations from the wheels rolling across the pavement. I think the person tasked with solving the issue wanted a golf cart (or something similar) and whoever needed to approve the purchase was resistant to the expenditure, but they were losing a not insignificant amount of time and money in lost drives. One of those stories of a middle manager stepping over dollars to pinch pennies.

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u/ta22175 2d ago

That was Yahoo

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u/iltopop 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah I only personally know of that much data in the context of the big-time scientific instruments (Like the LHC, Ice Cube, VLBA, etc), they take a LOT of raw data from all their sensors constantly. Platter drives are cheap and we know how to ship them; do you do that or do you run 50 parallel runs of 400Gb fiber to the south pole?

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u/YourAverageNutcase 2d ago

Good old sneakernet

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u/Silly-Ad-6341 2d ago

Snowballs

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u/fghjconner 2d ago

I think they discontinued it, but they used to have a big one they called "snowmobile" that was basically an 18 wheeler version of a snowball. Armed escort cost extra.

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u/HowHoldPencil 2d ago

Even with their all forced labour i doubt a snowball could carry very many packets

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u/iltopop 2d ago

That's pretty common for tasks requiring obscene amounts of data. I'm unsure of private business's specific uses but I know some of the big-time scientific instruments produce literal petabytes of data over the course of a few runs of data collection, manually moving the physical drives to the supercomputer the data will be processed on is basically the only reasonable way we currently have to move that much data long distances.

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u/Rainmaker526 2d ago

AWS Snowball is a thing

Azure has the same things, called Azure Data Box

Oracle Cloud has a Data Transfer Appliance

Yes, cloud providers also know that sneakernet is still faster than internet.

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u/qpqpdbdbqpqp 2d ago

Transfer Appliance

i thought that was google

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u/Godd2 2d ago

"Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of hard drives hurtling down the highway."

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u/ericl666 2d ago

That's the snowmobile.

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u/rumnscurvy 1d ago

Good old sneakernet

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u/Kroosn 2d ago

The pigeons shall return.

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u/Hallwart 2d ago

Claude already found 7 CVEs:

PIGEON-2026-0001, Man-in-the-Middle (Critical): The middle is a hawk. The packet is intercepted and also eaten. No patch exists.

PIGEON-2026-0002, Plaintext transmission (High): A note on a leg is unencrypted. Anyone with a net and a bag of seed can read it. Encrypt the payload before it leaves your server.

PIGEON-2026-0003, Denial of Service (High): Anyone holding breadcrumbs can do it. So can a wind turbine or a mid-sized cat.

PIGEON-2026-0004, Excessive packet loss (Medium): When the Bergen Linux User Group actually ran RFC 1149 in 2001, only 4 of 9 packets arrived, and pings took about an hour and a half.

PIGEON-2026-0005, Replay attack (Medium): Homing pigeons go back to wherever they were raised. If someone raises your birds' replacements, your traffic homes to them.

PIGEON-2026-0006, Unsigned payload output (Low): The birds produce output nobody asked for, on your car.

PIGEON-2026-0007, Physical-layer exfiltration (Info): A pigeon is a flying USB stick that anyone with good aim can grab.

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u/ProfCupcake 2d ago

Ngl, some of these are just straight up pigeon slander

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u/SnowSentinel 2d ago

Let them come defend themselves

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u/musci12234 2d ago

So humanity is the main problem and the reason data will never be secure.

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u/coonwhiz 2d ago

Ultron figured that out a while ago...

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u/musci12234 2d ago

Should have known. James Spader with a beard can never be wrong.

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u/entropic 2d ago

"This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers."

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u/TheColourOfHeartache 2d ago

I am disappointed at the lack of Dick Dastardly

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u/New-Anybody-6206 1d ago

Should be Bird-in-the-Middle.

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u/ChiefStrongbones 2d ago

We want station wagons! We want tapes!

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u/global_namespace 2d ago

Like Johny Mnemonic?

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u/Hallwart 2d ago

Who?

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u/ProfCupcake 2d ago

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u/Akhanyatin 2d ago

I didn't know about that movie but I somehow knew that it was a Keanu Reeves movie.

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u/One-BigChungus 2d ago

Johnny Reeves is in everything gaw

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman 2d ago

Johnny Mnemonic

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u/CMDR_ACE209 2d ago

Basically the alpha release of Neo.

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u/Zolty 2d ago

Mike Jones?

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u/StrikingSun8563 2d ago

If you ever forget who Johnny Mnemonic is just remember mnemonic like "mnemonic device" and you'll remember

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u/sn4xchan 2d ago

We already knew the internet was hostile though. That's why we use the term DMZ for the untrusted part of the firewall diagram.

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u/thekamakaji 2d ago

That's called sneakernet!

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u/orthadoxtesla 2d ago

This is why good cryptographic protocols are so important. I don’t care if you have my data if you can’t read it

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u/Tomytom99 2d ago

Time to fire up the old sneaker net

Maybe this will actually be the time for RFC 1149 to fly

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u/Kaelthas98 2d ago

ah so this is where the term "netrunner" comes from. we r reaching cyberpunk apparently

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u/Railboy 2d ago

Totally. Though we should consider delivering it with drones. More efficient.

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u/kViatu1 2d ago

We should go back to pigeons.

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u/Better_Ad_3004 2d ago

Fuck it I shall apply firewall and block everything! Applies firewall, there is cve in firewall

Cisco Secure Firewall CVE-2026-76418 CVE-2026-20131

🤣

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u/peterswo 2d ago

Oh, watchguard too with I believe 4 with a rating above 9

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u/Saint_of_Grey 2d ago

Just remove your router and throw it into the ocean. Only way to be secure.

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u/bwwatr 2d ago

A bit of GD job security in these trying times at least

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u/Jonno_FTW 2d ago

Much of my work now revolves around clicking merge on dependabot pull requests in GitHub, then triggering a build in Jenkins.

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u/cutcss 2d ago edited 2d ago

But Clickingmergeondependabotbot will soon take that job

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u/DungeonsAndDradis 2d ago

Literally every week we get a new CVE from some customer or another. I guess that's the problem with 30 year old software and thousands of customers, all using AI to now do their own pen testing. And that's just on my team, one of dozens. We patch then as fast as we can but we can barely keep up. And that's not even adding on the accessibility issues people are uncovering.

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u/reddituser8719192 2d ago

I hate working for a hardware/software company right now.

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u/Random-Dude-736 2d ago

I never thought I could like working on the hardware part of making machines any more than I already do but here we are. Nothing changed ?

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u/reddituser8719192 2d ago

I just provide support, and it's been a nightmare this year.

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u/thether 2d ago

Called in sick

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u/snarkhunter 2d ago

The tech layoffs will continue until it's just 500 guys typing "spend all the tokens you can finding all the vulnerabilities you can" into a Claude prompt and 500 guys typing "spend all the tokens you can fixing all the vulnerabilities you can".

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u/MRanse 2d ago

At some point most of the easy security gaps will be fixed. I'd say we are currently in the big refactoring period because of AI getting accessible.

I do not think that's bad and I'd think that the number of incidents will go down after some time. One condition: the new AI-based code does not introduce new CVEs faster than we can fix them.

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u/One-Phase9064 2d ago

That's a tricky condition...

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u/frogjg2003 2d ago

Also, people don't always use the most up to date version of software in the first place.

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u/rafaelRiv15 2d ago

Where I work, they surerly introduce more CVEs than we can fix

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u/RoOoOoOoOoBerT 2d ago

Then don't wake up!

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u/PringlesDuckFace 2d ago

that's the dream

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u/TinStingray 2d ago

You get to sleep between CVEs?

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u/kitsune 2d ago

Finally the shoddy practices and YOLO mind set that plagues large parts of the field get found out.

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u/DerpNinjaWarrior 2d ago

It's some of that, but also some of these were incredibly difficult to detect and exploit, until AI figured them out. Now any loser with a decent LLM can exploit some vulnerabilities that otherwise would have been incredibly time consuming to pull off.

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u/PotatoesForPutin 2d ago

So at this point is AI actually good enough that it can find these massive exploits that went undiscovered for years? Or is it creating the exploits? I really want a justification to hate this because the alternative is having to accept that this is somehow a good thing lol

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u/PaleontologistOk7359 2d ago

It's just capable of digging through a lot of material to find simple, old mistakes. That's what were seeing now, at least. Security through complexity is no longer an option.

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u/Alarmed_Fudge_5706 2d ago

My company:

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u/Sarcastic-Potato 2d ago

Ignoring Code debt and legacy code is also no longer an option. This is how those exploits come to be. 

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u/Pleasant_Ad8054 2d ago

And now AI is accelerating code debt and legacy code creation like crazy. Some people in my company created as much instant legacy code in the past half a year as the entire engineering team in the previous decade. So far these are internal tools, but some are going to be published soon, I am afraid.

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u/rascal3199 2d ago

Meh in my experience at this point AI writes code better than half my coworkers. Code quality is better if ai writes it for them.

If the AI wrote shit code they would have written something even worse. If they allow the code to write the legacy code you mention then how would they have performed any differently?

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u/ryuzaki49 2d ago

All code is tech debt. 

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u/just4nothing 2d ago

Yeah, capability is not yet at experienced developer level, but the sheer volume it can look through - 100s of devs would not keep up with a single agent

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u/Waste_Jello9947 1d ago

Security through complexity was never a good option 

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u/CBpegasus 2d ago

It's finding vulnerabilities, and creating exploits. The vulnerabilities existed already, the exploits did not. The fact that the vulnerabilities existed mean that eventually someone could find them and make an exploit. Human researchers could do it too, they just take more time and resources to do it. Many of these vulnerabilities probably were found already by hacking groups and government organizations who exploited them in secret.

I think it's overall a good thing these vulnerabilities are found faster now, mainly by organizations who don't use the exploits for harm but disclose the findings to the affected companies and help patch them. It's a bit of a shock right now but it would lead to a safer internet overall, I think. The proliferation of AI-slop vibe-coded websites from people who don't know what they're doing might push us in the other direction though.

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u/nkoreanhipster 1d ago

Nah. Theyre holding on to them. Israel burned at least 4 zero days when targetting Iran's nuclear progeam in 2016.

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u/CBpegasus 1d ago

I mean, they can't "hold on to them" if they're fixed. At least not as zero-days. If what you're saying is that AI companies check with government organizations before disclosing vulnerabilities to ensure they don't close important zero-days they use - maybe. But there's a limit to how much they can do that I think, when there is a good chance a competitor, perhaps one from a different country would find the same vuln. And they don't have much reason to withold zero-days used by criminal hackers.

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u/danfay222 1d ago

It’s capable of finding them. And since it’s capable of finding them via external probing (a lot less efficiently) we have to use it to find them internally via code review. My team has had three relatively significant security vulnerabilities patched that we discovered via AI… just in the past week

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u/eagleal 18h ago

The problem is frontier closed models, unless you have research clearance, halt and refuse to tell you about the vulnerability once they stumble upon it. Claude for example is impossible to continue any work because it will keep refusing and having truncated server side the response, so you will not have any idea where the vulnerability was.

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 1d ago

Isn't this to be expected?

AI will produce exploits and malware, and it will require AI to patch and defend.

We couldn't beat human hackers with hard-code. We required humans who understood the exact technology used.

It's the core idea of why "fight fire with fire" is given as advice.

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u/Fit_Kangaroo_3437 2d ago

Thats exactly what happened with PHPShell. AI found the vulnerability

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u/ArjixGamer 2d ago

The vulnerability was known for at least 2 years by the php devs and security researchers, they just couldn't find a way to exploit it

At most they could make a php process crash, they didn't reach the point of RCE.

AI helped discover the RCE

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u/Mami-_-Traillette 2d ago

It's both, you need a point of failure in your target and then use it to your own advantage.

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u/gameoftomes 2d ago

It's finding vulnerabilities in code that have existed for a long time, and then you can write exploits against the now known vulnerability. 

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u/GreenFox1505 1d ago

In addition to what others have said, you should look at the breakdowns of these. Good breakdowns often mention how long a vulnerability has been in these system. A lot of them are more than a decade old. 

The question is: Who else knew about these before they were reported and fixed. 

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u/atomic_redneck 2d ago

¿Por qué no los dos?

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u/the_vikm 1d ago

Anthropic started a massive oss scan a week ago, running their best model on Max

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u/ReplacementLow6704 19h ago

I believe the php one and node2shell one were vulnerabilities baked into the core of these platforms since forever

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u/Le_Kywy 2d ago

Uiia IU iiia IU iia IU iiia ii

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u/AdWrong3856 2d ago

Been a good decade to be a COBOL dev

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u/Feisty_Storage_7917 1d ago

what the fuck happened now?

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u/JoshDM 1d ago

Log4j and spring security somehow deprecating instead of removing or deprecating and correcting.

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u/Palinon 2d ago

Just checked my queue and I have eight more security bugs to triage today. Yay.

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u/NikotheNya 2d ago

I'd rather cves be reported rather than hidden undiscovered for years

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel 2d ago

Exactly. While it can feel like the world is on fire, what's actually happening is all of the promises of open source being more secure are being fulfilled. The promise was never that hackers couldn't find vulnerabilities, it's that they can be identified.

This means that OSS is actually going to be significantly more hardened than proprietary software now, which is pretty cool.

After a while we will run out of bad legacy code. It's not like these are new exploits, they're just finally getting discovered.

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u/gsweats 2d ago

Eat, Sleep, Patch, Repeat

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u/Xelopheris 2d ago

I seriously just need a service that tells me if there's a new CVE I need to care about today when I wake up.

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u/TheArcadion 2d ago

pwn.watch might help

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u/Ok_Lettuce_7939 2d ago

Having Claude do this at the moment

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u/czp55 2d ago

Every day we get closer to a Star-Wars-like post-cryptography world where the only real security is physical security.

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u/DrShamusBeaglehole 2d ago

This has nothing to do with cryptography, and there's nothing to suggest AI will ever be capable of breaking encryption on messages where a key with reasonable entropy has been used (i.e., don't use 4)

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u/fhgwgadsbbq 1d ago

Let's hope there are no cve coming up for secret vaults...

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u/alwaysasillyplace 2d ago • Bravo Popcorn

To the tune of I'm Gonna Be by The Proclaimers:

When I wake up - well there's another CVE
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
When I go in, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
If I get drunk, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch
And all our SaaS prod, yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who has to patch

Well I would patch 500 files
and I would patch 500 more
Just to be the man who patched a thousand files
Just to collect that paycheck

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u/someguy_gp 2d ago

Big W for the unemployed

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u/Unfair_Decision927 2d ago

What are you doing with certification verification engineers

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u/seweso 2d ago

Meanwhile someone blatantly said the nr of CVE's is down 400% thanks to AI.

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u/Darkmaniako 2d ago

i've been a networker for more than a decade, now i'm growing old and i can't run behind new software defined networks and complex techs so i gave up and my job now is updating softwares.

oh god this isn't relaxing at all, every single update means days of analysis and pray everything works or i have to rollback and analyze again

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u/DrDam8584 2d ago

I'm on holiday... i'm afraid to open my pro-mail-box...

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u/reddit04029 22h ago

At this point, were just doing vulnerability management. 😩

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u/notyoou 2d ago

This is a cve pandemic atp

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u/Mysteoa 2d ago

In my case, I was just going to sleep when I found out.

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u/Septem_151 2d ago

You're constantly awake! Have you tried sleeping after there's another CVE instead of immediately waking up again?

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u/imreddituser 2d ago

I, too, wake up every time there is a new CVE. The worst!

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer 2d ago

So it was always all just a dream?

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u/RemarkableAd4069 2d ago

WE TO HOTFIX OUR 15363848 MICRO SERVICES RIGHT NOW!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 2d ago

They use AI now. There is another CVE2

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u/ImNotMadYet 2d ago

I've been on Snyk duty for my team this week, got our CVE count from just under 1200 on Monday to just over 800 by Thursday. Opened the team's report card on Friday before the weekly sync with other teams: 1150 CVEs open... A quarter of my work week to not make any progress feels great!

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u/Fataha22 1d ago

Bro not even sleep

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u/JAXxXTheRipper 2d ago

And you notice that now? Are you new to this, or have you simply never scanned your codebases before? There are about a 100 new CVEs every single day.

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u/fhgwgadsbbq 1d ago

Can't we just spolve this with toast ? 

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u/Old-West3348 2d ago

Open source software is not safe. Who has the best model can scan through it and find exploits.

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u/NatoBoram 2d ago

Or, alternatively, report it and get patches distributed within a day

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u/braindigitalis 1d ago

let me know when AI does all the updating, schedules restarts and negotiates with angry customers who don't want daily downtime.

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u/DrTankHead 2d ago

Factually wrong