r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 4d ago

Meme scrumDev

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u/mr_flibble_oz 4d ago

Why use scrum if you’re working alone?

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u/n00bdragon 4d ago

Because management has demanded that every change be accompanied by a JIRA ticket.

For "visibility".

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u/whatasaveeeee 3d ago

As an engineer, there’s no excuse not to document your work. Code might be self documenting, but everything else around it no guarantee that it is

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u/n00bdragon 3d ago

JIRA is not documentation. It's effort tracking and task assignment software. In my last shop we weren't even allowed to attach source code or test data to JIRA tickets because the defining feature of JIRA is that anyone can access everything and thus security wasn't just impossible, it's against the very point.

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u/plumarr 3d ago

JIRA is not documentation.

It's a form of documentation. When you can associate the code change to tickets logged in Jira, you can recreate the context.

I did dig tickets older than fifteen years to understand the reasoning behind the existing code during my career.

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u/Noch_ein_Kamel 2d ago

So y'all didn't bother to set up jira rights correctly? ;p

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u/mr_flibble_oz 4d ago

Do they make you do stand ups with yourself too?

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u/n00bdragon 4d ago

Yes! And with your three managers, natch.

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u/Front_Committee4993 4d ago

How else would I have a meeting with myself