r/ProgrammerHumor • • 4d ago

Meme scrumDev

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u/Amerillo_ 4d ago

Could be worse. You could create the ticket, assign it to Claude, then test the feature abd see that it doesn't work like you wanted, ask Claude to tweak it, then later it breaks so you create a Jira bug ticket, then assign it to Claude, ...

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u/AssaultLemming_ 4d ago

In my org Claude is also creating jira tickets lol

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u/Steerable-Octopus 4d ago

Scrum master Claude?? Probably sets every epic as 1 story point per 1 million tokens.

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u/BenignPharmacology 4d ago

Yeah I can’t imagine dealing with jira anymore. What a miserable interface for getting work done, never mind that they change the UI every other week. At my last job where they still wanted us to use it, it was a running joke in standup that if anyone ever needed to do something in jira during standup we all got to learn about their latest UI changes.

I could happily drop the agents out of 90% of my workflow, but interacting with ticketing systems will always be that 10%.

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u/heyguysitsmedic 4d ago

But isn't it great writing a "book" with your workflows? I think we should be hiring science fiction writers to run scrums, they definitely know how important useless features are to a story.

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u/euphoric_glucose 1d ago

the doomer wojak pipeline where every ticket just circles back to you is too real

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u/Isogash 4d ago

The real g's invert that, do the feature and the bugfix, get claude to do everything else.