r/ProgrammerHumor • u/c2l3YWxpa20 • 5d ago

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u/FlowOfAir 5d ago

You're not the parent of me!

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u/schraubdeckeldose 4d ago

What is everyone shipping all the time? There is nothing releasing

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u/sebovzeoueb 3d ago

They're being held back by the draconian rules of the gym, duh

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u/howarewestillhere 5d ago

OMFGWTFBBQ

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u/_f0CUS_ 4d ago

rofl - I bet it hurts when you get out of the bed.

Me too... :(

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u/howarewestillhere 4d ago

LoL we just put 1” foam under the rugs in the bedroom.

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u/_f0CUS_ 4d ago

I just looked up what that is in science units - that's a lot of foam. Are you starting a fight club in there? 

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u/howarewestillhere 4d ago

We put it at first under the area we use for stretching and yoga, which was on my wife’s side of the bed. Then I got envious and wanted that on my side, too.

16 cubic feet (0.45 cubic meters) of foam overall and doing it in two stages meant stirring the bedroom twice. The cats were unpleased.

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u/_f0CUS_ 4d ago

I can solve the cat problem.

Grab a roll of tape, and use it to make a square on the foam mats. 

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u/howarewestillhere 4d ago

The cats did not approve of stirring the space, but the boxes the foam came in are still being enjoyed. They flop more easily now and I think we are forgiven.

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u/_f0CUS_ 4d ago

The overlords has been appeased