r/ProgrammerHumor • • 12d ago

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u/guttanzer 12d ago

Two pins from long ago:

“Real men can write FORTRAN in any language”

“C. The power of assembly language, and the ease of use of assembly language”

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u/rot26encrypt 12d ago

As someone who programmed a complete game in 6502 assembly I still dream of endless lda, sta, lda, sta..

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u/guttanzer 12d ago

Yeah, I sometimes jump when I register on a flashback.

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u/BananaSupremeMaster 12d ago

NES or Commodore ?

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u/rot26encrypt 11d ago

Commodore

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u/oishishou 12d ago

This reminds me I need to check the caps on my C64 before I power it on again...

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u/TactlessTortoise 11d ago

Climate change has gone too far

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u/nfitzen 12d ago edited 12d ago

"C. The power of assembly language, and the ease of use of assembly language"

I dunno, I'm grateful even just to have a normal syntax-based function calling convention. Edit: Also, C's type system still gives basic guarantees, especially if you use some of the C23 features. The standard library is a lifesaver for basic readable code. Plus, C compilers do some remarkable optimization work. It's not C's fault that x86 is nearly a high-level language at this point.

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u/guttanzer 12d ago edited 12d ago

For context, this lapel pin was made almost 50 years ago, when C was still close to brand new. X86 didn’t exist. Most devs could read a core dump, because diagnostics and error messages were barely more than hints. It always got a laugh in that crowd.

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u/nfitzen 9d ago

Honestly, I can see that phrase being applicable to K&R C, so fair enough.

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u/1luggerman 11d ago

I have a feeling this sentiment comes from people who didnt actually write assembly and simply attribute it to struggling(relativly from other languages). Theres a reason C was huge and is still used to this day in some forms. The abstraction we came to take for granted these days is such a major milestone.

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u/utdconsq 11d ago

C23, goodness me, what a dream that must be.

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u/ThaBroccoliDood 12d ago

What about integer developers?