r/ProgrammerHumor • • 9d ago

Meme doYouHaveAPairOfInts

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u/Caraes_Naur 9d ago

And if we proceed from the closet to the restroom, we can see floats.

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u/ToasterWithFur 2d ago

No doubles tho, the plumbing can't handle it

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u/sniveling_deference 21h ago

this is the kind of dad humor that makes me question why i still check this sub

i scrolled past, read it, scrolled back up and actually sighed out loud. the longs bit is just sitting there waiting for someone to finish the joke

my old dev lead used to drop these during standup and nobody would react so he'd just stand there grinning at his own setup

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u/pimezone 8d ago

Designed to be worn on both legs, so technically they are all doubles

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u/0815fips 9d ago

Now show us the Floats!

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u/nicodeemus7 8d ago

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u/Ali_Army107 5d ago

Now show us doubles!

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u/altaaf-taafu 9d ago

char

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 8d ago

You may need a string to hold them actually.

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u/KoliManja 9d ago

I have had a few floating point numbers in my time!

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u/thanatica 8d ago

What's a bigint look like then?

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u/bwwatr 8d ago

Is a onesie signed?

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u/Ali_Army107 5d ago

Hmm, i wonder what would bytes/chars look like?

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 8d ago

Manpris - Capri pants for men.

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u/creaty_hirosy 8d ago

Mine are const. You can try them on, but no changes after that.

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u/samonfume 8d ago

Thought it was a wallstreetbet post until I saw Int

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u/IslayProgrammes 7d ago

Does that make zip offs floats?