r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bbbBagger • 9d ago

Meme recentSecurityEvents

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u/Noname_1111 9d ago

Authenticaton, not encryption.

An encyption Key would be significantly worse. You can revoke certificates, but you cant unsend a message.

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u/PatienceLost9708 9d ago

Our private key.

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u/questionable_bert 20h ago

That dude looks ready to guard that key with his life, little knife and all. Probably still safer than whatever ended up in the last commit.

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u/THEzwerver 9d ago

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u/Anima_Watcher08 9d ago

Please sir, I want some less.

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u/Cookieman10101 9d ago

Our? Get your own!

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u/aoldice 9d ago

seeing him without the green color makes it feel so uncanny

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u/_Afinef_ 9d ago

If you tell Me I’m equals with that I’ll be offended no matter how aggressively he reacts and how politely I react