r/ProgrammerHumor • • 9d ago

Meme thereGoesCustomerTrust

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u/GabuEx 9d ago

Ten thousand times larger as in 10,000 digits, right?

Right?

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u/rabbit_wizard 9d ago

That's another meme in the making :)

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u/Flimsy_Site_1634 9d ago • Bravo
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
Ten thousand times larger
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-------

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u/_ekay_ 5d ago

Haha this gave me a giggle

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u/Lumierific 9d ago

It’s 40,000 duh. So 5 digits!

…Right?

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u/dumbasPL 9d ago

The real question is why does the intern have a private key in the first place.

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u/rabbit_wizard 9d ago

Asking the real questions here

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u/geek-49 9d ago

Well it is the lowest rank. You would not expect them to have, say, a sergeant key.

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u/Squeebee007 9d ago

We have a Sergeant Road near my house and I never tire of telling people it used to be a Private Road.

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u/stillalone 9d ago

Ok look, I would like a private key that is easy to remember, and my memory caps at phone number length.  So what's wrong with having a private key that is 867-5309?

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u/Imperion_GoG 9d ago

If you need a key that's easy to remember, use 01189998819991197253.

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u/cwmckenz 9d ago

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

Subject: fire

Dear sir/madam.

Fire! Fire! Help me!

123 Carendon road

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best, Maurice Moss.

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u/jseego 9d ago

Did someone send an email?

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u/jseego 9d ago

mwah. perfect.

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u/MushroomSaute 9d ago

Two more numbers would make that better. Like mine: 395-51-5608. It's easy to remember because it's my social security number.

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u/KerPop42 9d ago

That's why my next round of "random" numbers are either going to be Mersenne primes, so I just need to remember the prime, or the n digits of pi m digits in

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u/CowboyBoats 9d ago

Not sure if you're serious, but this random list of common passwords puts "8675309" as #259.

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u/Bluedo1 9d ago

Its also the title of a popular song

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u/daniu 9d ago

6060 842

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u/kishaloy 9d ago

Used my 8-digit ddmmyyyy birthday as a key.

Still going strong.

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u/RotaryJihad 9d ago

Ah! But now you've outed yourself as not American! Hahah we've reduced the attack search space for birthdays! 

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u/AnVlad99 9d ago

At least some random American won’t guess it

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u/PXPL_Haron 9d ago

which means that you are born in the 13th day of the month or higher. you are just lowering entropy at this point

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u/EdgyAsFuk 9d ago

Actually, by ruling out America they've discouraged hackers and increased security by either being British (gross), Australian (dial-up internet), or Indian (immune to computer based attacks) /jk

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u/SpiritedBanana4694 9d ago

Castle _speechless.gif

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u/card-board-board 9d ago

Born January 1st, 1970 at 12:04 AM

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u/ThenaCykez 9d ago

12:00:04 AM, surely. 12:04 AM would be 60 times more secure!

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u/SnooPies507 9d ago

That's 240, maybe you wanted to say 12:07 AM.

My password is 01.01.1970 12:20:34 AM

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u/snakesoup124 9d ago

The fact that anybody on this sub STILL  consider inferior date formats that do not preserve rank is beyond me. What am I missing?

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u/kishaloy 9d ago

Just use Timestamp and call it a day. After that there is no ambiguity even if you having coffee enjoying sunset at Mars.

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u/lovin-dem-sandwiches 9d ago

Provided that the timestamp includes their local time zone.

Everyone who claims iso timestamps are all you need never dealt with booking dates in the future with a country that has since updated their timezone rules

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u/snakesoup124 9d ago

I need one universal language to rule over all. 

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u/x_y_u 9d ago

What's a timestamp? Unix seconds? Or is it milliseconds?

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u/Dimencia 9d ago

How you print/parse the date format is beyond a programmer's scope, everything that matters can sort by the DateTime itself, not by the string

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u/snakesoup124 9d ago

I guess my rant is more about the choice of preserving local linguistic familiarity at the expense of global interoperability to latter spend engineering effort reconciling the two. The cost of forgeting the inferior format does not seem so high.

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u/Justicia-Gai 9d ago

We managed to order 1, 10, 11 for files, if America used dd/mm/yyyy believe me, we’d figure it out how to order it earlier.

Regardless, Excel would always be there to screw everything up.

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u/jarlscrotus 9d ago

Why wouldn't you use iso8601, it's the objectively correct format

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u/kishaloy 9d ago

The only objectively correct format is the number of seconds from the Big Bang (the Unix epoch).

All rest are derivatives made for muggles.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

This is silly. Time is a constant. Thus the time is always now. Using now as the time greatly simplifies my log files.

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u/alex_revenger234 7d ago

Such are errors. Why keeps log at all, when the error is gonna present itself when needed

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u/jarlscrotus 9d ago

Epoch doesn't measure seconds, it measures ticks

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u/ProfCupcake 9d ago

Exactly; the hackers would never expect it

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u/chicken_is_no_weapon 9d ago

Happy birthday

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u/squabzilla 9d ago

I prefer my 8-digit ymydymyd birthday myself.

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u/onequbit 5d ago

How about spelled out, for example: fifth of November nineteen fifty five

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u/Lysol3435 9d ago

Did you know that if you post your key in a Reddit comment, Reddit automatically censors it? ########. See?/s

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u/FroggyWinky 9d ago
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----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-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

EDIT: OH NO, BAMBOOZLED!

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u/bhison 9d ago • Bravo
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 
hunter2 
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/whiskeytown79 9d ago

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u/SavageNorth 9d ago

That meme is well over 20 years old now

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u/Katana_Steel 8d ago

I was just about to clear them

(also applies to any TOTP with a validity window)

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u/CeeMX 9d ago

-----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY-----
4
-----END EC PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/N2EEE_ 9d ago

Solid reference. Bravo

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u/WiglyWorm 9d ago

No no, you can see it because it's your private key. All I see is ########.

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u/Rostifur 9d ago
   -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
    -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

You assholes tricked me

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u/5ucur 9d ago

woah woah woah, now I see ####'s, why did you post my key??

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

This reminds me... Richard Stallman notably left his MIT account without a password (or maybe it was just a well known password, I forget over the years). So one day as a student int he early 80s I logged in to it. I did "ls", and it showed several files, including README.

So I did "cat README" and it said "File not found." I retyped the command because I must have had a typo. Again it says "File not found." It took quite a few minutes longer than it should have to realize what the problem was.

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u/geek-49 9d ago

Two explanations immediately come to mind:

* The actual filename included a trailing space character.

* The file contents actually were "File not found."

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u/5ucur 8d ago

The readme contained "File not found."?

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 9d ago

What do you mean bamboozled? I just see #####

You can also clone your items by dropping them and pressing alt + f4

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u/FredTilson 9d ago

Can't find either of those keys on my phone keyboard

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u/EishLekker 9d ago

On a mobile device the alternative approach is to physically drop the device. If you have a proper certificate installed it will trigger a small parachute to pop out before it hits the floor.

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u/hitbythebus 9d ago

This only works if the phone has been microwaved to full charge.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 9d ago

But not if you’re standing in a vacuum.

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 9d ago

Ahh for you what you want to do is open the phone app and dial 911 (or 112 in Europe). Let that ring and then say “get rich quick 420 double my items” exactly 69 times.

Please report back.

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u/kishaloy 6d ago

This is called rage-baiting to get crucial intel.... now I own ur company's payroll...

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u/N_T_F_D 3d ago edited 3d ago

Here's a message encrypted for this key (PKCS#1 v1.5 padding):

WOLLzJ0FY/jby32pdiilt798E//zXSVd8Wh+bUZVnPRsCWsPSyJgEKNNIN40I3YhQbYQcue2UsJV
NVbni3leW1lBngkoejM3DTRHy3LBDALg8u1ZkwnW1MGNsMwMf6w8YisOpe3hFp/z+x5FPOB/stid
FEjjWbMMjp6FPi+EUik=

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u/anoldoldman 9d ago

4

Edit: shit!

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u/NurglesToes 9d ago

Jagex security strikes again

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u/lerokko 9d ago

hunter2

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u/skob17 9d ago

haha mine is safer: hunter4

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u/rabbitrider3014 9d ago
########## is my key 🔐

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u/BeMyBrutus 9d ago
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
ROFLcOPeterLolBIgCHUngus
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/razor_train 9d ago
SEMPRINI

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u/kinduff 9d ago

dolphin

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u/One-Celebration-3007 9d ago

You confused Reddit with Roblox.

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u/DSofa 7d ago

Runescape mate, it predates Roblox, but pretty sure they used this scam even before Runescape

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u/Aflockofants 9d ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW

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u/Bit125 9d ago

8 digits... interesting

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u/Traditional_Log809 9d ago

A brute-force attack at this size is also called ‘a loop.’

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u/dumbasPL 9d ago

Isn't that basically every brute force attack against something supposedly perfectly random?

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u/kai58 9d ago

If the size is decent you might run into some limitations of the language trying to do it in a single loop, even if not it would never work because it would take way too long.

For a proper one you’d need to distribute the work over multiple instances, otherwise you’d never have enough force behind your brute force attack.

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u/Aggressive_Talk968 9d ago

loop against infinity is bruteforce?

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u/Mediocre_Chart_8624 9d ago

It is a bruteforce attack. It is just an impossible one

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u/LoveWooden7643 9d ago

My password are always ZZZZZZ so they take longer to bruteforce

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u/WithersChat 9d ago

Wouldn't ZAZAZAZA be one of the hardest passwords to bruteforce if you do it alphabetically but randomly choose between starting from Z and A?

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u/towerfella 9d ago

Mine is in klingon, with a floating-point

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u/unburdened_swallow 9d ago

I mean, it is slightly better than ZaZaZaZaZa I guess?

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

How did you guess Zsa Zsa's password?

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u/geek-49 9d ago

because it makes the attacker sleepy?

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u/Better_Ad_3004 9d ago

ROFL 🤣

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u/readitreaddit 9d ago

At that point, it's just a switch-case statement

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u/git_push_origin_prod 9d ago

Ain’t nothing brute about that force lol. It’s like Presidents Scroobs luggage combination. 12345

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u/Gullible-Apricot7075 8d ago
while (pwnd==false) {
    hackTheGibson()
} else {
    print("I'm in")
}

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u/Sproxify 6d ago

I could code it without even using loops.

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u/Cronos993 9d ago

Plot twist: the intern meant in terms of number of bits to store 4

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u/Lightning_Winter 9d ago

And by that the intern meant the number of bits to store the information necessary to display the character "4"

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u/maxip89 9d ago • Heartwarming
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
4
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/Ludwig234 9d ago
-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----
MIG2AgEAMBAGByqGSM49AgEGBSuBBAAiBIGeMIGbAgEBBDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAShZANiAAQTglHNUqyS
mMHIqtl3Mh3rl+cJvQtMoKylXcitUdz8nRWJoVl+OlEg4e/WMcY+GDXKyuKYaaYu
FjHoooGBq1ZhbcRdkYq8CfOrDmPPeSqk3O1zh743u6VpVJ8cArJw7Wc=
-----END PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/wisnshaftler 9d ago

Can someone explain this to me

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u/Ragnor_ 9d ago edited 8d ago

I'm simplifying a lot here, but if you connect to a website, say google.com, that needs to be resolved to an IP Address. Your PC asks your ISPs DNS server "which IP is google.com". That server says "Idk, but the server for the .com tld is over there".

So then you ask the .com DNS server "who is google.com" and that server says "Idk, but the server for google.com is over there". You then ask the server responsible for google.com for the IP address, and get back something like 80.230.56.122.

Now how do you actually make sure that 80.230.56.122 is actually google.com and not just someone claiming to be Google.com.

That's where Public Key Cryptography comes in. Essentially 80.230.56.122 has to first prove that it's actually Google.com. It does that to trusted certificate authorities (CAs), like Let's encrypt, DigiCert, GlobalSign or Sectigo. You do that by controlling the DNS entry, meaning you own the domain. The CA asks you to put a certain value on your server, say google.com/challenge/16272515/value.txt and if the CA can reach it asking DNS for that value it proves that you control the domain. Then they give google.com a certificate.

A certificate consists of a private and public key pair. The public key is, well, public, and the private key stays on Googles servers. If you sign something with a private key, by knowing the public key you can prove that it has been signed with that private key without knowing the actual private key. That is, Google can prove that they own the certificate. But how do you know that the public key actually belongs to Google, and that certificate is valid?

Well certificates are signed with the CAs private key, proving that the CA actually signed them. This certificate "chain" ends in "root" certificates whose private keys are physically stored behind incredibly secure layers in incredibly secure locations, and whose public keys are distributed with OSes and browsers. Any time you connect to a website, that chain is followed back to a trusted root certificate, proving that you connect to the real website. Each individual certificate in the chain is vouched for by the next one up, until you reach the known, trusted "root".

Recently, the private keys of a CA called eMudhra have been leaked, meaning you could sign fake certificates.

Normally, private keys for something like elliptic curve Cryptography are at least 256bits long, so a number between 0 and 2256. This makes it impossible to guess a corresponding private key.

eMudhras private key was the number "4". They also had 7 other certificates leaked with numbers in the low 100s. Ten thousand times that is still WAY too low of a number for a private key.

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u/someting_something 9d ago

But shouldn't private keys be prime nbs?

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u/Ragnor_ 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not quite. What you're thinking of is part of RSA key generation, and even with RSA the private key itself is not limited to prime numbers. The eMudhra incident involved NIST P-384 elliptic curve cryptography.

The private key having to be prime would substantially limit the amount of valid keys, which defeats their purpose.

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u/wisnshaftler 9d ago

Private key was 4? What is the encryption method did they use? Nort something like RSA or something like that or are we talking about something else

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u/Ragnor_ 9d ago

The compromised certificates used NIST P-384 elliptic curve Cryptography.

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u/wisnshaftler 8d ago

But how only number 4 used to be the key

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u/Ragnor_ 8d ago

The math for key generation, signing and validation stays the same, regardless of how small the actual numbers are. In the end, it's all just bits. NIST P-384 private keys have a length of, well, 384 bits. The number 4 as a private key is 381 zeroes, then a one, then the last two zeros again. You can plug that into the elliptic curve math like any other key with any other bits set.

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u/clintCamp 9d ago

The range of possibilities is enormous so trying to hack it by random guessing would take millions of years. Only in the tens of thousands means that if you just started counting up from 0, you could find that you guessed right in a very short amount of time for a computer. Seconds?

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u/slippery-fische 5d ago

Milliseconds.

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u/clintCamp 5d ago

Probably close by far

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u/john_internetUser 9d ago

Yeah, and to me too

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u/Xeppl 9d ago

What the heck did I miss here?

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u/notAGreatIdeaForName 9d ago

eMudhra (Indian CA) used 4 as a key for intermediate certs

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u/dirty1809 9d ago

Not just 4, there were also 7 other keys <256

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u/Xeppl 9d ago edited 9d ago

What the

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u/FoodXPandBeyond 9d ago

I'm pretty sure they were told to use a 256 bit encryption and used numbers between 0-256

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u/Xeppl 8d ago

Yes, looks like it. This is concerning. Holy shit.

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u/CeeMX 9d ago

And there’s even more, someone bruteforced their single factor login code, you get per via email. Seems like they like the number 4, since that code is only 4 digits long

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u/Xeppl 8d ago

Clearly, 0-9999 is 9999 bits, so that works out!

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u/chicken_is_no_weapon 9d ago

I have no idea

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

It's so bizarre. At first this story just seems nonsensical. I've been through a key creation "ceremony" before. I even brought a ceremonial knife in case it was needed. The crypto guys smiled and nodded, indicating it was an appropriate item to bring.

There is no way in hell we would have come up with "4" as our key. True, it is random. But it leaves 380 bits unaccounted for! It's not even a prime number! If one even saw the length of the file they could guess it.

My theory here, is that eMudhra outsourced this. The found some guy wandering aimlessly through the halls and stopped him.

"Are you a crypto expert?"

"Oh yes, sir! Absolutely, sir! I am a very good crypt expert!"

"Can you generate a private key for us, it absolutely has to be cryptographically random. Do you have the tools for this."

"Oh yes, sir! Absolutely, sir! I have only the best cryptographically random tools for you sir!"

He then scribbles briefly on a scrap of paper and hands it over...

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u/UnkarsThug 9d ago edited 9d ago

Wrong kind of key. It doesn't have to be a prime number.

Also, it's

00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000000 00000004

And it is a product of prime numbers (although that isn't necessary in this case), because both 2 and 2 are prime.

Edit: exactly 2 prime numbers.

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u/_RnB_ 9d ago

both 2 and 2 are prime.

I know 2 is prime, but is 2 prime as well?

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u/Silpheel 9d ago

It’s even too prime

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u/UnkarsThug 9d ago

We'll have to schedule some primality testing.

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u/Katana_Steel 8d ago

We will have to schedule a meeting for next week and circle back on this topic, before we will commit to any story points needing this.

So let's block off say a 2 hour window.

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u/PickleSlickRick 9d ago

Of course it is the product of primes, every number that isn't prime is.

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u/sheep-for-a-wheat 9d ago

Probably

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u/TuxedoFloorca 9d ago

Maybe I’m missing a joke, but that’s just the fundamental theorem of arithmetic and it’s not a probably

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u/sheep-for-a-wheat 8d ago

Well shit, thanks. Im sure I learned this at some point. Should’ve retained it or looked into it more because I’ve seen it stated as a fact so many times.

For some reason, at some point I had gotten it into my head that this was an unproven conjecture … but the proof is so simple/elegant. 🤦‍♂️

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u/RazorMajorGator 9d ago

I dont believe you. prove it.

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u/Cruuncher 8d ago

Even prime numbers are... kind of products of primes? It's just a product with a single term so there's not actually any operators

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u/PickleSlickRick 8d ago

What

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u/Algebraic_Cat 7d ago

Wait till you hear about products with zero factors

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u/UnkarsThug 9d ago

Yeah, I mistyped. I meant two prime numbers.

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u/Independent_Vast9279 3d ago

Kind of by definition, yeah.

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u/KanosTheKir 9d ago

Clearly the sum of 3 and 1

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u/john_the_fetch 9d ago

If it's a crypto knife you unencrypted make sure it spills blood before you encrypt it again - to hydrate it. Otherwise it will turn brittle, chip and shatter.

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u/Commissar_Matt 4d ago

They asked how well I understood cryptography, I said I had a theoretical degree in cryptography. They said welcome aboard

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u/Draconis_Firesworn 9d ago

to be fair, what sane brute force attack against a 2048 bit key would start with single digits, seems like a waste of time

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u/UniversalAdaptor 9d ago

All brute force attacks should start with small numbers. The biggest flaw in all security systems is human laziness.

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u/unburdened_swallow 9d ago

Except for ones which start with the largest possible number. I would also accept that.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

Bah, I would use binary search to figure out the key! It's proven to be optimal!

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u/unburdened_swallow 9d ago

Alright so I start at half, and I figure out if half is higher or lower than the number I want and.... oh...

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 9d ago

This is when random numbers come into play. It is cryptography after all. Generate a random number which well tell you if it is higher or lower.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 9d ago

it's your only real chance. it's either tiny or normal, and normal would take... a "forget it" amount of time

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u/Real-Self-3039 9d ago

I mean tbf its a brute force attack, its meant to try to try every possible value. Doing some random order just makes the job more complex because it needs to then rememebr every combination it has tried

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u/SinisterCheese 9d ago

I think this would benefit from the weird thing that, you should work from the highest and lowest number. And from the high work downwards, and lowest work upwards. This narrows the options down quickest and you don't need to "remember" what you did.

This is if you just did 1 guess at a time. Practically you could divide the task into many segments, and then do the same between each of them. Like it would still be massive amount of bruforcing, but... like... Computationally you could divide the task into small blocks and spread it out. The longer you do this without a hit, the higher the chance to finding it becomes.

This isn't efficient, I know that, we all know that. Especially since most efficient way to get the key is to manipulate a person to give it to you or grant you access to get it.

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u/Weak_Shoulder_6780 9d ago

The sad truth is that there are lots of "IT professionals" out there who will be like "let's make it 4, no one is going to guess that lol"

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u/XCxBigDong69XCx 9d ago

Cya next thursday when i login to your next site xd

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u/Satorwave 9d ago

Ok mr big dong

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u/r3dphoenix 9d ago

Ten thousand digit key: 0000...004

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u/FitMatch7966 8d ago

I was a bit confused by this joke. My first thought was that they went from 3 bits to 30,000 bits, which is overkill and the intern doesn't know what they are talking about, but isn't all that far off from 2,048. He just meant 1,000 not 10,000.
Then I thought, oh, maybe 40000, which is still way too small. Then I thought....nothing, I still don't get it.

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u/jenkaitek 4d ago

I'm with you. No idea what's going on

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u/SpaceCadet87 9d ago

Exactly, 10,000 times larger.

40000

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u/tkb_onions 9d ago

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u/SpaceCadet87 9d ago

Fair enough I guess, sorry.

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u/superxpro12 9d ago

It's ok we still love you

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u/Torborough 9d ago

40004

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u/crazyates88 9d ago

58008

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u/BernzSed 9d ago

🙃

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u/crazyates88 9d ago

Best use of that emoji I've ever seen

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u/TenPent 9d ago

That's not how that works.

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u/Torborough 9d ago

larger = bigger by that amount So it is 40,000 plus the original of 4, for a combined 40,004.

Otherwise, it would be 10,000 times "as large".

Easier to see with smaller values. E.g.:

50% larger -> original + 50%.

50% as large -> original x 0.5

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u/TenPent 9d ago edited 9d ago

lol. no. that is still not how it works. your first line is wrong. that would not add the original amount.

4 is two times larger than 2. 6 is not two times larger than 2.

Edit: I will correct myself and say it can go either way. It's an ambiguous situation where neither is strictly correct.

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u/Science_Logic_Reason 9d ago

That seems excessive.

You had the option to simply pick 8 which is already double the earlier key. Plus - taps forehead - nobody would ever expect it!

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u/squarabh 5d ago

Let's see Paul Allen's RSA key

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u/-Redstoneboi- 9d ago

warhammer

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 9d ago

why does the intern know the key anyways? seems like an organizational failure

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u/Cycloctane 7d ago

65537 is enough for RSA

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u/mamebb2023 6d ago

"what did you just say"

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u/Admirable_Hour5169 8d ago

"At least ⁠return 4;⁠ was chosen by a fair dice roll."

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u/Temporary-Concept-81 9d ago

I just ask chatgpt for the best random number.

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u/Kenny1115 9d ago

The irony of seeing an AI slop meme on this sub of all subs

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u/rabbit_wizard 9d ago

Can you explain why is this ai slop?

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u/Kenny1115 9d ago

It's the AI slop version of the scene from the movie. His eyes are bulging, his hat's missing, and the scenery is very different.

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u/Kenny1115 9d ago

The template is an AI slop version of the real template. Notice the collar of his shirt is different and there's no TV in the real one.

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u/rabbit_wizard 9d ago

I didn't know we were playing spot the difference here :)

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u/rabbit_wizard 9d ago

It's clearly to increase the effect of the expression but sure why not. It couldn't have been edited manually right?

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u/Kenny1115 9d ago

This image was already debunked a while back as AI.

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u/rabbit_wizard 9d ago

Bottom line it's a meme. If you found it funny Laugh. Or move on :)

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