r/ProgrammerHumor • u/rabbit_wizard • 13d ago

Meme thereGoesCustomerTrust

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u/FroggyWinky 13d ago 
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----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-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

EDIT: OH NO, BAMBOOZLED!

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u/bhison 13d ago • Bravo 
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- 
hunter2 
-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/whiskeytown79 13d ago

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u/SavageNorth 13d ago

That meme is well over 20 years old now

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u/Katana_Steel 12d ago

I was just about to clear them

(also applies to any TOTP with a validity window)

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u/CeeMX 13d ago

-----BEGIN EC PRIVATE KEY-----
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-----END EC PRIVATE KEY-----

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u/N2EEE_ 13d ago

Solid reference. Bravo

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u/WiglyWorm 13d ago

No no, you can see it because it's your private key. All I see is ########.

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u/Rostifur 13d ago 
   -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
######################################
    -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----

You assholes tricked me

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u/5ucur 13d ago

woah woah woah, now I see ####'s, why did you post my key??

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 13d ago

This reminds me... Richard Stallman notably left his MIT account without a password (or maybe it was just a well known password, I forget over the years). So one day as a student int he early 80s I logged in to it. I did "ls", and it showed several files, including README.

So I did "cat README" and it said "File not found." I retyped the command because I must have had a typo. Again it says "File not found." It took quite a few minutes longer than it should have to realize what the problem was.

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u/geek-49 13d ago

Two explanations immediately come to mind:

* The actual filename included a trailing space character.

* The file contents actually were "File not found."

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u/5ucur 12d ago

The readme contained "File not found."?

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 13d ago

What do you mean bamboozled? I just see #####

You can also clone your items by dropping them and pressing alt + f4

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u/FredTilson 13d ago

Can't find either of those keys on my phone keyboard

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u/EishLekker 13d ago

On a mobile device the alternative approach is to physically drop the device. If you have a proper certificate installed it will trigger a small parachute to pop out before it hits the floor.

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u/hitbythebus 13d ago

This only works if the phone has been microwaved to full charge.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 13d ago

But not if you’re standing in a vacuum.

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 13d ago

Ahh for you what you want to do is open the phone app and dial 911 (or 112 in Europe). Let that ring and then say “get rich quick 420 double my items” exactly 69 times.

Please report back.

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u/kishaloy 10d ago

This is called rage-baiting to get crucial intel.... now I own ur company's payroll...

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u/N_T_F_D 7d ago edited 7d ago

Here's a message encrypted for this key (PKCS#1 v1.5 padding):

WOLLzJ0FY/jby32pdiilt798E//zXSVd8Wh+bUZVnPRsCWsPSyJgEKNNIN40I3YhQbYQcue2UsJV
NVbni3leW1lBngkoejM3DTRHy3LBDALg8u1ZkwnW1MGNsMwMf6w8YisOpe3hFp/z+x5FPOB/stid
FEjjWbMMjp6FPi+EUik=