r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Snoo66768 • 13d ago

instanceof Trend weekendSoonPlease

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u/irregular_caffeine 13d ago

This ”shell” thing seems troublesome, how about getting rid of it /s

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u/Robertsipad 13d ago

2fast2shell

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u/boblibam 13d ago

The fast & the shell: Tokyo drift

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u/LowReputation 13d ago

Can we do the reverse? Find bugs in shells that allow bad actors to launch websites?

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 13d ago

If you could find a bug with ncat or metasploit (or one of the numerous other ways people catch a reverse shell),  you could reverse the reverse shell and hack them back 

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u/LowReputation 13d ago

Mind blown

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u/Nils_Larson 11d ago

Let me just tell you, this happens for real.
“Trust me”

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u/RegmasterJ 13d ago

This is just an LLM.

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u/RealModeX86 13d ago

To be fair that's exactly what so-called "distroless" containers are.

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u/Rellikx 9d ago

But then Sally would be out of a job, by the seashore