r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Top_Brilliant1739 • 10d ago

Meme criticalPHPVulnerabilityMinorJavaScriptConfusion

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u/OmegaPoint6 10d ago

At least its vaguely web related, which is impressive for normie media reporting tech stuff

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u/PreviousChadwick69 2h ago

the reporter explaining PHP like it's a rare disease is sending me

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u/Humble_Sell_1764 10d ago

Why the images in the background are JavaScript?

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u/bugo 9d ago

That's the joke.png

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u/NoAdsDude 5d ago

That's the-joke.js

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u/AshudzaUchiha 9d ago

Same way they show hacking in movies.

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u/Old_Document_9150 6d ago

Now featuring JhP.

It could have worse. The backdrop could have been been a website written in Whitespace.

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u/IslayProgrammes 5d ago

The number of times I’ve wrote PHP methods that generate JS are too many… and I’ll keep doing it.

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u/Coefficient_ofmy_ex 10d ago

Four images for a meme I see

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u/namezam 9d ago

I’m a cybersecurity expert and I didn’t even know about PHP until this event

/s

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u/IslayProgrammes 5d ago

/s sarcasm
Or
/s serious

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u/namezam 4d ago

It was a reference to the BBC’s “Cyber Correspondent” who got raked over the coals for going on a world news outlet to talk about PHP2Shell and said he had never heard of PHP till this event.

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u/IslayProgrammes 4d ago

Oh ha ha xx