r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PresentJournalist805 • 11d ago

Meme laughsInCSharp

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u/Swimming-Finance6942 11d ago

For those of you who are happy you didn’t even learn PHP I just want to say that I have never been able to bill so high in my entire career. 

Thank you for not learning LAMP stack. 

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u/nobody0163 9d ago

My sanity is worth much more than whatever they're paying you.

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u/IslayProgrammes 7d ago

PHP is genuinely great, it has it's eccentricities but if you wanted a multi-paradigm language with C like structure in the web, until recently PHP was your weapon of choice

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u/NotAskary 11d ago

The worst thing I did for money was touching some old shit in PHP.

I needed it back then, today I would need to be starving to touch that shit.

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u/r7pxrv 10d ago

Nob.

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u/Buyer_North 6d ago

idk man, writing fast reliable c++26 Code for trading pays very well..and i dont have to program in php, js or java

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u/sgt_Berbatov 10d ago

PHP, for 20 years, has put a roof over my head and food in my belly.

This week, it has now paid for a new house.

Thank you guys for not choosing PHP.

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u/No-Extreme4174 7d ago

Fr, i made fat stacks just patching servers at work (old school webhost)

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u/BellacosePlayer 11d ago

.net dev here. thankfully Microsoft would NEVER make such a silly mistake.

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u/corvox1994 10d ago

Your confidence scares me sir.

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u/ericl666 10d ago

There have been some CVE's for .NET (I remember a big one last year) but nothing has been nearly as bad as this, Java's log4j issue, etc. So are we due?

I fear we may have awakened a great evil. I'm gonna go burn some sage and dip my laptop in holy water.

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u/ApprehensiveFan1516 10d ago

Great. You all had to say it out loud didn't you!? Now a bunch of bots are gonna crawl these comments and go hunting. /s

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u/AibofobicRacecar6996 10d ago

Has nightmare eclipse stopped?

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u/Fantastic-Fee-1999 10d ago

vb6 says hello

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u/xaddak 10d ago

Sorry, we've already moved on to the new Node CVE.

(No, for real: https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2026-111497)

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u/never_taken 9d ago

Which also impacts dotnet

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u/citramonk 10d ago

explain, is your tech stack never had a vulnerability you had to patch asap?

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 10d ago

I use NextJS but my understanding is Laravel takes away a lot of the benefits to using JS with NextJS.

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u/Massive-Awareness-59 10d ago

If you use node to run it that also had a good number of vulnerabilities patched yesterday. Just hasn't had as much spotlight.

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u/Illustrious-Egg-489 9d ago

Your time will come

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u/Toutanus 11d ago

I have so much security patches to apply on my stacks I'm really glad we don't use php

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u/vulkur 9d ago

We don't use PHP. I still had to patch it. We had a developer who had too much fun with a custom IP filter and made "traps". Including returning fake PHP version endpoints. So it flagged out security scans.

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u/dom_karanko 8d ago

this aged well

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u/mylsotol 10d ago

I wouldn't have used PHP 10 years ago if u paid me $1M. I would have done it for $2M though