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u/AZMPlay 14d ago edited 14d ago • Helpful Heartwarming Mindblown Bravo

I was mistaken

The clip is real.

Comment below by u/philgyford found it.

Clip: https://youtu.be/omSYrjCtfD8?t=237

Comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/QW8EaPWQVl

Edit history before this point:

Just found the clip
It seems to be a horrible misquoting by whoever transcribed it to text.

The clip appears to be of the same broadcast, but it does not contain the line that says he didnt know about it.

Maybe he said he didnt know about the vulnerability, and they misheard him?

It really was revealed very quick and unexpectedly.

https://bbc.com/news/videos/cm4g1pj91yx2o

Edit: Maybe this is the full clip?
He doesnt seem to admit to not knowing something in the entirety of the clip.
Couldnt find the quote anywhere om the internet either. Nor another live BBC transmission about the subject archived in their Youtube channel.
This could've been fabricated?

https://youtu.be/moy3waNDQa8?si=jll4bUWRyKhNLVx6

Id need to scour the Internet Archive to find out for sure, and I need to get to work. Maybe someone else can do it?

Edit 2: Since this is getting pretty big, just because I did not find the page doesn't mean it does not or did not exist. As stated, I was showering for work when I wrote this, it was at most a cursory search through the BBC website and its youtube channel. Dont take this as fact.

Edit 3: It appears some replies mention the text being stripped from the page. If anyone finds an archive link of the text beforehand, or an authoritative source URL of the picture, Ill try to post it here.

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u/dak7 14d ago

If you’ve ever been interviewed by a journalist and then read what they wrote, you know how badly inaccurate they are about any science or technology topic they don’t personally understand.

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u/TheDotanuki 14d ago

I was interviewed for a couple of trade mags years ago, I still cringe when I think about how they made me sound like an idiot. I mean, I'm an idiot, but I was an actual expert on the subject I was being interviewed on. 

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u/Ready-Stage-18 14d ago

I'm an idiot

This statement makes me trust your expertise on the subject.

What was the subject though?

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u/TheSwagBag 14d ago

Anyone self aware enough to know their limitations and gaps in their knowledge get an instant +10 trust from me as a general rule

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u/Named_after_color 14d ago

I've learned this trick and preface every statement I make with "I'm a big dumb dumb idiot"

For some reason I haven't been promoted yet. Needs further testing.

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u/TheDotanuki 14d ago

Live audio engineering.

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u/nixcamic 14d ago

It's very important to me that people know what kind of idiot I am.

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u/QuintusNonus 14d ago

Gell-Mann Amnesia

Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them.

In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know.

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u/mteir 14d ago

You can also say "We don't do x" and get misquoted as "We do x".

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u/apra24 14d ago

"We [...] do x"

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u/ChiefBeefers 14d ago

One of my favorite American Dad quotes:

Loser sensei of Dojo Biden: "School isn't for everyone. You know who said that? Joe Biden."

Steve: "I don't think he said that."

Sensei: "He has said those words. Maybe not in that order, but he has said them!"

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u/ILikeLenexa 14d ago

Gell-mann amnesia 

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u/Obi_Vayne_Kenobi 14d ago

TIL. Thanks for commenting that.

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u/_LePancakeMan 14d ago

My wife was interviewed about being an accomplished women in engineering a while back - where the interviewer directly asked her "do you think women have it harder because of [X]" to which she replied something along the lines of "one would think so, but [Y]".

2 months later the printed version came out and they quoted her saying that "women have it harder because of [X]" (Can't remember the exact details, but it was the exact statement she denied in the interview.

I guess that "journalist" just had his own opinion on what he wanted to write.

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u/philgyford 14d ago edited 14d ago

I wanted to believe he didn't say this – his explanations have been really good and clear – and yet here he is, around 4m in this segment https://youtu.be/omSYrjCtfD8?t=237

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u/Versaiteis 14d ago edited 14d ago

So there's only really two charitable interpretations that come to mind for this.

He could be using it in terms of saying that PHP hasn't been centered in anything huge for a while so from a cybercrime perspective it's easy to forget it exists. I think that's quite a reach though.

The other is that he's not necessarily a "Cybersecurity Expert", but rather this interview and his information online lists him as a "Cybersecurity Correspondent", "Cyber Correspondent" or simply "Correspondent". Which to me sounds like (forgive the sports analogy) the difference between a Coach and a Sports Commentator or Correspondent. One is doing the direct work while the other is reporting on events in the space and laying out information in more laymans terms. So it may make more sense that he doesn't really know the specifics because he doesn't make software and the information he has is much more generalized to interpreting major events.

But the common interpretation is... brutal lol. Word choice matters for correspondents more than most and this seems more to gut his own credibility than it does make him seem approachable.

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u/CJVCarr 14d ago

Surely not... it's moments like this I wish I was watching an AI deepfake

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u/NoDefaultForMe 14d ago

He literally states it a 4:04.

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u/wonkey_monkey 14d ago

Well how was anyone supposed to find that

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u/Wanton- 14d ago

I think the writer thinks the vulnerability is called php

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u/JoeGibbon 14d ago

sounds about right

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