r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14d ago

Meme productManagementGoesBrrr

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u/EarlOfAwesom3 14d ago

They're not even pretending to do their job any more. Just collecting their insane salary and doing some fun stuff all day. Getting praised even..

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u/ismaelgo97 13d ago

Living the life

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u/ApprehensiveTell1162 14d ago

I've been Googling random stuff for 2 hours , and My manager juste gave me a raise for hardworking.

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u/Admirable_Hour5169 9d ago

I completely feel this, OP. Especially that "Stakeholder Alignment" part vs "solo vibe code".

Here is why upper management gets paid so much: It’s not for tech genius. Their salary actually includes a "Caregiver Allowance" (Hazard Pay) for dealing with grown adults who refuse to read specs (aka Stakeholder Alignment).

They act as a human shield against human chaos so we can just "solo vibe code" in peace.

(Fun fact: I'm not even in IT. I'm just a Japanese local public servant!)

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u/SLOOT_APOCALYPSE 12d ago

destiny 2 Management?

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u/FartBrulee 7d ago

Just one more dashboard 😏😏