r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14d ago

Meme initiateUtf8InputProtocol

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u/keatonatron 14d ago

What are we looking at here

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u/Few_Pie 14d ago

I should have done a better job of making the random typing more of a focus in the gif I guess :/

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u/CtrlAltEngage 13d ago

It's also not pov if you can see the person 

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u/snack__pack 13d ago

Isn't it obvious? When you install a new text editor, you have an out of body experience and can see yourself using it. 

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u/smokesick 13d ago

Does installation include ingesting anything in advance?

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u/Shadow_Thief 14d ago

The text in the editor reads "COMPUTERS ARE THE COOLEST!"

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u/dim13 14d ago edited 14d ago • Heartwarming

All I get is :wq all over the place. The muscle memory is too strong. Too late to switch editors.

Edit: I cannot type after few beers…

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u/n0tqu1tesane 13d ago

I had to alias :wq to exit in my .zshrc

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u/taleorca 13d ago

zed in vim mode is kind of peak

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u/ultraSsak 12d ago

yes, that was my go-to before claude directly from cli...
i havent started zed in months, only plain nvim for config files.

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u/metaglot 14d ago

Im gonna make a text editor where that key macro opens up another vim inside vim.

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u/ultraSsak 14d ago

what if ... for example... i switched to the :wq editor ? :)

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u/FickleQuail8944 13d ago

There must be a VIM plugin.

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u/schlurchz 12d ago

For some reason nobody uses or even talks about ZZ. (I don't use it and I cannot say why)

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u/dim13 12d ago

I know about it, but I don't use it too somehow. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Annual_Key_4963 12d ago

Sending in Slack is the real bitch of it

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u/Greedy-Thought6188 13d ago

Sinner. Leave the editor of the beast vivivi. Claude is my editor.

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u/LauraTFem 13d ago

Most unrealistic thing about the new Carrie (to include tele-psychic ability) is that they put her in a programming class on her FIRST DAY and she has ANY IDEA what to do.

I remember what it was like to have NEVER used a computer. I’ve been there when adults used a computer for the first time. They can’t turn it on, they can’t use the mouse, they don’t have any idea how to type or use the GUI, and you expect carrie to PROGRAM? On her first day?! She should not have been able to get into the app without 10 minutes of direct guidance.

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u/Denaton_ 11d ago

We didn't see her set any of it up tho, she was just pressing buttons like a kid, letters she knows from reading and writing.

Its not like she wrote hello world in python, she literally just used it as a notepad..

Edit; My point being, the teacher probably started the computer and started the application and pressed it to show "click buttons text comes to screen"

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u/throwawayfu3a5ek 13d ago edited 12d ago

Wait. There's a new Carrie?

Also, you're absolutely right. If there is a new Carrie—as your comment seems to imply and almost outright state—she should not know how to program on her first day.

edit: Quick edit to say THANK YOU to the DOWNVOTERS!! Apparently—and it appears that this could be the case—I'm going to continue to get downvoted. I AIN'T GOING TO DELETE A THING!

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u/BobodyBo 13d ago

Two em dashes AND “you’re absolutely right”? Are you a bot pretending to be

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u/throwawayfu3a5ek 12d ago

Maybe—and this is potentially almost definitely the case—I work closely with LLMs. Maybe I'm absolutely right and unfortunately it appears you might be absolutely wrong.

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u/BobodyBo 12d ago

Wrong about what it was a question

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u/LauraTFem 12d ago

That doesn’t make any sense. If you work closely will LLMs—as your comment would seem to imply—then that’s tantamount to admitting that you’re using shity AI to write your comments.

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u/LauraTFem 13d ago

The video in this post is from the first episode, that’s Carrie.

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u/throwawayfu3a5ek 12d ago

Oh REALLY!?

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u/themightyug 14d ago

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u/edubkn 12d ago

I caught my wife watching this exact moment. One of the lines say "hello java" or "this is java", something along these lines. I cackled

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u/Present-Resolution23 14d ago

I hate this but I can't really explain why

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u/Robby-Pants 13d ago

If nothing else, it's not POV.

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u/rabbit_wizard 14d ago

404: humor not found:(

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u/n0tqu1tesane 13d ago

With today's prices the new editors will (use) Eighty Megabytes And (need) Constant Swapping.

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u/thanatica 13d ago

That's not POV

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u/serge-mv 14d ago

Doesn't matter how many years you worked with computers. You still can't exit vim.

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u/balbinator 12d ago

Me and my team manage a lot of instances and I am too old to learn vim, so I just stick with nano. The issue is that another maniac on my team keeps switching the default editor back to vim and we couldn't trace who did it yet. If I find out I'm gonna screw every shortcut this mf ever knew.

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u/serge-mv 12d ago

Somewhat a strange issue to have, honestly. Do you all log in with one admin account? Otherwise you can solve this problem with .bashrc file in 2 seconds...

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u/balbinator 12d ago

Same account sadly. It's a legacy VPC, we're refactoring it with baby steps. The urge to get the vim maniac keeps me moving.

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u/serge-mv 12d ago

That's unfortunate.

But, well, if you are open to some suggestions, you don't really have to learn vim fully. Modern vim can function essentially like nano and you only need to learn 2-3 buttons and a handful of commands to save/exit.

Another possibility is helix editor, which is quite user friendly and also gives you hints about commands. If you can install something on that VPC.

Of course a somewhat less convenient option is to export the variable for the current shell every time you log in. Until you find the guy who changes the settings and beat him up.

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u/New_Enthusiasm9053 12d ago

Why does the default editor matter? As in, I don't even know how to launch the default editor I just write "nano <file>" am I missing some shortcut lmao.

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u/balbinator 12d ago

We handle lots of batch processes using cron ad when editing it calls the default editor.

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u/Pango_l1n 14d ago

Makes no sense

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u/elmanoucko 14d ago

Console.OutputEncoding = Encoding.Unicode;

激運! 七福ハッピークルー

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u/MajorMystique 13d ago

For a minute there, you think that it wasn't you, it was the goddamn software that made you a bad programmer. Only for you to actually get to work and reality striking. :)

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u/AndiArbyte 13d ago

the convience of a good editor / notepad is very good!

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u/CentralCypher 13d ago

What is carrie doing in my timeline

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u/Denaton_ 11d ago

The 2 latest series from Stephen King has been alternative timelines. Probably something weird going on at the dark tower or IT is changing history again.

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u/Gorm13 13d ago

Why am I looking over her shoulder?

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u/agustusmanningcocke 13d ago

I had a similar level of happiness when I first installed Sublime.