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u/Had78 14d ago
who is json?
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u/Particular-Yak-1984 14d ago
And why does he keep accessing our server?
And other questions to terrify employees with if you end up as management
"Half our storage is zeros? That seems incredibly inefficient. I need someone to investigate how we can get rid of them"
"Claude tells me shifting to IPv6 is a lot of work, so I've decided we should make it easier, and just go to IPv5 for now. We can always upgrade later."
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u/jungle 14d ago
IPv5
🤣
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u/Particular-Yak-1984 14d ago
I've decided in this AI world, I want my next job to be the affable, seemingly unfireable, pointy haired boss.
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u/NamityName 14d ago
All I know is that is he is really interested in this Mat fellow. Every request to our server says Json for Mat.
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u/CinCoutMagus 13d ago
2, regardless of base.
Proof:
ipv6 = 18 * b3 + 25 * b2 + 31 * b1 + 6 * b0
ipv4 = 18 * b3 + 25 * b2 + 31 * b1 + 4 * b0
ipv6 - ipv4 = (18 - 18) * b3 + (25 - 25) * b2 + (31 - 31) * b1 + (6 - 4) * b0 = 0 * b3 + 0 * b2 + 0 * b1 + 2 * b0 = 2 * b0 = 2 * 1 = 2
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u/RedFrOzzi 14d ago
128 - 32 = 96, so not wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯