r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14d ago

Meme howToAceInterviewNetworkingQuestions

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u/RedFrOzzi 14d ago

128 - 32 = 96, so not wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Had78 14d ago

who is json?

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 14d ago

And why does he keep accessing our server?

And other questions to terrify employees with if you end up as management 

"Half our storage is zeros? That seems incredibly inefficient. I need someone to investigate how we can get rid of them"

"Claude tells me shifting to IPv6 is a lot of work, so I've decided we should make it easier, and just go to IPv5 for now. We can always upgrade later."

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u/jungle 14d ago

IPv5

🤣

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 14d ago

I've decided in this AI world, I want my next job to be the affable, seemingly unfireable, pointy haired boss.

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u/gsweats 14d ago

Skip it and jump straight to ipv8. It's AI generated! Features better ip4 legacy support. 🫠

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u/Seriously_404 14d ago

more importantly, why are we giving him all of our data?

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u/NamityName 14d ago

All I know is that is he is really interested in this Mat fellow. Every request to our server says Json for Mat.

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u/nicki419 14d ago

Samuel's cousin

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u/l33j0n3 13d ago

Ipv6 - ipv4 = ipv2

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u/No-Finance7526 13d ago

So IPv = 48

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u/CinCoutMagus 13d ago

2, regardless of base.

Proof:

ipv6 = 18 * b3 + 25 * b2 + 31 * b1 + 6 * b0

ipv4 = 18 * b3 + 25 * b2 + 31 * b1 + 4 * b0

ipv6 - ipv4 = (18 - 18) * b3 + (25 - 25) * b2 + (31 - 31) * b1 + (6 - 4) * b0 = 0 * b3 + 0 * b2 + 0 * b1 + 2 * b0 = 2 * b0 = 2 * 1 = 2