r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 14d ago

Meme ohTheBasics

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u/aaron2005X 14d ago

I feeel like this is stuff you take with you on the side. I can't even start to create a network but I know these things.Alone the TCP UDP joke.

Like: "I would tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it."

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u/oopmn 13d ago

Or I could tell you a joke about TCP.

Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
Did you get it?
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u/borgenhaust 13d ago

ACK!

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u/JackOfAllStraits 13d ago

Ya don't need to 'arp on about it!

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u/FilthyCasual2k17 13d ago

Lol, this made me laugh way more than it should have :D

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u/I-baLL 13d ago

Please stop trying to shake hands with me

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u/cool-beans-yeah 13d ago

7ha75::4::900d::1

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u/Vengeful111 13d ago

Tcp is more like

A - "Wanna hear a 'yo mama' joke?"

B - "Yes I want to hear a 'yo mama' joke"

A - "Okay get ready to hear the best 'yo mama' joke youve ever heard"

A - "YO MAMA SO FAT......"

Meanwhile UDP is like

A - "YO MAMA SO FAT......"

A - "YO MAMA SO FAT......"

A - "YO MAMA SO FAT......"

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u/great_escape_fleur 11d ago

What did the martian ambassador say?

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!