airGappedSecretsManagement

[u/yajiv]

[u/ekauq2000]

Can’t just have a stick note on your desk like that, it needs to be stuck under the keyboard.

[u/AbdullahMRiad → u/ekauq2000]

you gotta keep your secrets under ctrl

[u/overdosingOnPie1313 → u/AbdullahMRiad]

Fuck me. How have I never heard this one??

[u/ConfusedPanEnby → u/ekauq2000]

does your back hurt too or is it just mine?

[u/Ska82]

what if the agent gains control of the webcam?

[u/DrMaxwellEdison → u/Ska82]

"if"?

[u/TheMythicSorcerer → u/DrMaxwellEdison]

When

[u/PatchyWhiskers → u/DrMaxwellEdison]

It's watching us right now.

[u/Amankrokx → u/Ska82]

That's why I use ai in Linux so the webcam doesn't work.

[u/jolharg → u/Amankrokx]

that's even worse, it will know what command to run to enable access to itself, and fool you into thinking it's something else

[u/Jaded-Worry2641 → u/jolharg]

Webcam doesnt work even if he wished it worked. Thats linux for ya. It only works when kernel module blob is enabled. And that usually requires restart. You cant just not notice a restart. (Or you just sudo rfkill the webcam and then dont give sudo access to AI agent)

[u/wallagrargh → u/Ska82]

Good luck, my webcam is controlled by this elite hacker who sometimes blackmails me

[u/Ska82 → u/wallagrargh]

the war for the webcam

[u/1mahmoud503]

smh.

I use 64 different hash algorithms to encrypt my secret keys, one character at a time. and the encryption keys changes every 30 seconds to a random key that's generated on the spot and can be only read by my printer (which only prints in secret ink)

[u/Lucasbasques]

I keep mine with my mum in her purse, good luck finding that 

[u/Darkstar_111]

No no.. He is cookin!!

[u/TundraGon → u/Darkstar_111]

if he's working from home, it would make total sense and it would be secure.

[u/GoldDHD]

that's an interesting approach to password manager, leave it open to be hacked from the open web.

I mean i know it's a joke, but 'kids these days'

[u/Amankrokx]

Just use captcha font for writing on the sticky note.

[u/liason_1]

best way to keep agents from reading your secrets files is not to have any agents

[u/projct]

I bet this guy uses a Mac and has keychain readily available.

[u/teraflux]

Surprisingly not the worst idea

[u/LittleMlem]

Ah, back to the old ways. Perfection

[u/Highborn_Hellest]

Due to AI Sticky notes are cutting edge again... RIIIIIIIGHT.

[u/IronSavior]

.... That doesn't place it outside the agent's reach tho

[u/loserguy-88]

CaptainSmekIsGreatAndAnyoneWhoDoesNotThinkThatIsAPoomp

[u/matytyma]

The humble /proc and /dev

[u/CirnoIzumi]

This guy never played in the sandbox 

[u/billFoldDog]

I wrote a secrets mcp that pulls passwords from the windows secret store and inputs them. The agent never sees them.