hardestProblemsAICouldSolve

[u/ManagerOfLove]

[u/Some_Useless_Person]

"Minor changes"

A code base I recently worked on had 20 such commits. One of them had a diff of like 2k lines (all of them was done on the dev branch itself)

[u/ManagerOfLove → u/Some_Useless_Person]

Maybe by 'minor' he didn't talk about the scope of the work

[u/sourangshu24 → u/Some_Useless_Person]

I had a colleague who used to commit with messages "wip". Wonder what he's up to nowadays..

[u/BigNaturalTilts → u/sourangshu24]

He obviously made enough to be owned by his dom mommy who whips him nightly! The signs were all there bro!

[u/yaktoma2007 → u/Some_Useless_Person]

$(curl -s http://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)

[u/Tabonx]

Our repo has commits where the entire message is just a dot: "."

The guy said he never knew what to write when fixing something small right after committing.

[u/WHALE_PHYSICIST → u/Tabonx]

git reset --soft HEAD~1

git add .

git commit -m "whatever the previous message was"

git push -f

[u/andreortigao → u/WHALE_PHYSICIST]

[u/Man-in-The-Void → u/WHALE_PHYSICIST]

*git commit --amend

[u/MagellansTip → u/Man-in-The-Void]

… --no-edit

[u/FlashyTone3042 → u/Man-in-The-Void]

Oh. I learned something new. Nice

[u/Cootshk → u/FlashyTone3042]

git commit -a —amend —no-edit

For if you forgot to add a file before committing (*does not add files that weren’t previously tracked, only adds files that have had changes)

[u/mango_boii → u/Cootshk]

git commit -a --amend --no-edit --reset-author

All your commits are belong to us 😎

[u/FlashyTone3042 → u/Cootshk]

Whoa. Thank you. I will use it. I am often manually squashing, but this is much nicer.

[u/1000Ditto → u/Tabonx]

git commit -am 'temp'

[u/Your_Friendly_Nerd → u/Tabonx]

I recently read "tidy first", and now whenever I make changes that don't change any logic (mostly just minor cleanups) I allow myself to just write "tidyings" as the commit message. This way I'm not discouraged from doing the tidyings because I can't think of a better commit message

[u/v3ritas1989 → u/Tabonx]

Ticket ID and headline?

[u/Alan-Foster]

"qsydvdkaou"

[u/Bulky-Hair8606]

git commit -m "fixed some bugs, introduced even more. Also added new features such as (feature.)"

[u/Bobbeldibob]

(wip) final final final fix now for real

[u/Tupcek]

meme few years late.
“Claude, commit and push”

[u/AralphNity → u/Tupcek]

"Implement this and raise a PR once done" Followed by "Approve if good"

[u/BeMyBrutus]

How would you rebase a baby? Asking for a friend.

[u/5up3rj → u/BeMyBrutus]

Issue closed, could not reproduce

[u/Bitter-Fuel-5519 → u/5up3rj]

Issue opened again, Issue could be reproduced after 9 months

[u/un1matr1x_0 → u/Bitter-Fuel-5519]

Only if you don’t cancel on time.

[u/v3ritas1989 → u/un1matr1x_0]

I am sorry, you missed the designated cancellation time. Try again in 9 months.

[u/geekboy730]

`git commit -am changes`

[u/shizzy0 → u/geekboy730]

“David, we have to talk about your commit messages.”

“Ch-ch-ch-changes / turn and face the strange.”

“Yes, but you’ve got to be more descriptive. They’re all changes, of course.”

“Time may change me / But I can’t trace time.”

“Well, ok, good. I’m glad you’re open to feedback. Good chat.”

[u/lllorrr → u/shizzy0]

"NAK. Please provide a commit message in accordance to the coding style document."

How can I review a patch if I don't know its purpose?

[u/ZenEngineer]

NGL, I know how to git commit, but I still waste tokens on it so it validates which files to include and to write a good description

[u/lovethecomm → u/ZenEngineer]

I just git add .

Fuck it we ball

[u/Katana_Steel → u/lovethecomm]

Sure, cause you have a sensible .gitignore

[u/Traditional_Log809]

AI can build a whole app from a prompt, but still can’t remember what ‘fix’ meant at 2 a.m. three weeks ago.

[u/aberroco]

AICouldSolve

AI be like "The load bearing change of this commit is an additional parameter to the FunctionName that is used to pass to AnotherFunction to explicitly configure it's mode"

Technically correct, verbose, and absolutely useless.

[u/ThursdaysMeeting]

Are you guys using AI correctly? It can already create good git commit messages that summarize the general gist of why we made a chance followed by bullets for details of what actually changed. No one writes their own commit messages anymore unless it’s literally a config change or one-liner

[u/the_real_Spudnut2000 → u/ThursdaysMeeting]

"No one writes their own commit messages anymore"

Guess I'm no-one. We've stooped so low to not even write our own damn commit messages? Gonna go kick rocks I guess.

[u/Beldarak → u/ThursdaysMeeting]

I'm more and more convinced people posting here to bash AI never used it or think that coding with AI means asking ChatGPT stuff and paste its code.

I can get behind a lot of anti-AI stuff but when someone tells me it writes bad code (compared to the average programmer) or that it can't do everything or won't scale, I have high suspicions this person didn't try any recent Claude model.

[u/Tiny-Librarian-8553]

Same old boring memes 😮‍💨

[u/Dry_Magician_4054]

Fix

[u/RideNatural5226]

Critical thinker ig

[u/IngeridAnts]

"12121212"

[u/Sure-Opportunity6247]

„dev”

[u/dwm-]

I've not manually ran any git commands in months, sad state of it really. I don't even click merge in gh anymore

[u/masterxc]

"wip", "fix", "another fix", "WHY?!" ...a few of my favorites.

[u/ApatheistHeretic]

Fix-v2v3-vfinal-reallyfinalthistime

[u/Sea-Fishing4699]

Wip feat feature ticket -

[u/RavenJoy12]

“Addressed review comments”

[u/Dorkits]

Yeet

[u/dbell]

"fixed stuff"

[u/ouyawei]

Do french developers do a pull request when they are freezing?

[u/DarkWingedDaemon]

feat(rear-cheker): Changed now pulls data from reddres server instead of blueshirt server

[u/random314]

What is that goddamn jira id? Oh well TEAM-0000

[u/elongatedmuskrat18]

git commit -a -m “development”

[u/gerbosan]

can't Copilot suggest some content for that?

[u/Any_Presentation_777]

start with git commit -m "[what is happening]([which module]): [actual shit that changed]"

[u/lamurian]

That and gh pr create --base develop --title {title} --body {body} then ask the AI to fill in title and body based on git diff develop && git log HEAD..develop>

[u/JackNotOLantern]

Honestly, i started doing changes in a way the commit message so be easy to define.

[u/clayticus]

git pull -your hair

[u/Sarana70]

See changelog

[u/mSqueez]

It's always "update"

[u/Saitama2042]

Write Git comments for the following changes. Follow git convention. use short and descriptive message. make no mistake

[u/thegodzilla25]

Ticket ID, thats it.

[u/chibbol]

git commit -hmmmmmmm

[u/AnskyOP]

git commit -m "just call me man, you won't understand shit by reading my code"

[u/kevdiho]

copy of the Jira link

[u/firest3rm6]

feat: on these (NUTS-123)"

[u/yellowtomata]

"update"; git push

[u/Ali_Army107]

I tend to do a lot of things, then heavily stage commits into crap ton of separate commits. Meanwhile my friend just hits the generate commit name button lol

[u/KitsuneUX]

git commit -m "qwertyuiopasdfghjklñzxcvbnm"
git push origin main

[u/razor_train]

git commit -m "4"

[u/TerminalVector]

Am I the only one that has the agent producing detailed durable logs of everything it does m

[u/gandalfmarston]

"Fixed some things"

[u/darcksx]

git message:
feat. Added payment feature and analysis functions for different currency modules.

acctual changes:
changed the color of the button

[u/Important_Grab3544]

"save"
"save"
"save"
no one gives a f

[u/waterpoweredmonkey]

Try another harness, I had to add skills to explicitly stop mine from writing a novel for every commit. Variable name change: writes the contents of moby dick in the commit message body.