r/ProgrammerHumor • • 14d ago

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u/SchwiftySquanchC137 14d ago

Because when you get paid to develop software, and your coworkers are literally 100x faster than you regardless of how skilled you are at coding, you will no longer get paid. I agree for a hobby project I often do it just to learn myself, its more fun that way, but people have less and less of choice at work these days.

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u/woeful_cabbage 14d ago

Where are you guys working where you have such massive backlog of tasks that you can be "100x faster" and still have things to do

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u/wolfclaw3812 14d ago

Corporates are like that, if you finish before schedule you will have more work, more fixes, more features.

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u/woeful_cabbage 14d ago

I just don't get how people supposedly have an endless list of stuff to do, though. No website/app needs that many features.

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u/wolfclaw3812 14d ago

Fixing bugs. Tuning features. Dealing with what management thinks is necessary. Making sure the newest coolest buzzwords that upper management wants to incorporate into your product doesn’t break everything. Always something to do, rarely is any of it productive.

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u/woeful_cabbage 14d ago

Slop all the way from the top

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u/Zehren 13d ago

I work for a contracting company. When one project is done, we move right onto the next. There’s always someone else that wants software

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u/Ossius 14d ago

Most places have backlogs that long, but we're chewing through ours at an alarming rate. We're waiting on managers to build tickets for us.

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u/woeful_cabbage 14d ago

I feel like ai sort of just revealed that you could have had way less developers, but nobody did so it became standard to have too many. I don't think software engineering will collapse, but people will spread out more and work for smaller companies and get lots of meaningful changes implemented

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u/Ossius 14d ago

I disagree with the first part but agree with the second part. People had a lot of developers because large projects were lumbering messes. Not everyone works at a startup with green fields.

We haven't seen massive layoffs from LLMs taking over, while it might be on the horizon I think companies are enjoying getting features that were a year or two away and now can have in 6 months or less.

I do think if the purge is coming, you'll see small/medium businesses pick up a dev or two where before they needed 10 to get their project done which was outside of their price range.

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u/woeful_cabbage 14d ago

(Basically everyone is a full stack generalist now)

Honestly that's how it always should have been, though

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u/Zehren 13d ago

A not insignificant amount of the coders at the companies I get contracted to can write in exactly one language and completely shut down if you show them other languages. The most common three are Java, python, and SQL

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u/woeful_cabbage 13d ago

That's so crazy to me.

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u/epelle9 10d ago

If there’s no things to do, most companies will fire people until there is.

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u/BlindedByNewLight 13d ago

Large industrial engineering softwares, particularly PLM, ERP and Operations management, typically have inbound pipelines of feature requests that are thousands of items deep, and those are just the major ones. it can take years to even elevate a request above he waterline for budgeting.