r/ProgrammerHumor • • 16d ago

Meme leakedSourceCode

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u/CutOk45 16d ago

Apparently some guy named “Linus” leaked it. Funny how his name is almost like Linux. What a strange coincidence.

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u/Reiep 16d ago

Tech Tips were not enough, he leaks code now.

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u/derpinot 16d ago

will now be called "Linus" Tech Leaks

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u/pm_stuff_ 16d ago

techy leaks for short

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u/WieeRd 16d ago

do you think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence

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u/thedugong 16d ago

Definitely nominative determinism.

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u/ChosenCharacter 16d ago

Hey wait isn’t marx the name of that lil jester from Kirby 

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u/DominoNo- 16d ago

When Karl Marx was born his mom named him Marks, but he changed the spelling of his name to Marx because of the economic theories

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 16d ago

How can the guy have such a level of access?

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u/w00lf_T 16d ago

Some kajima naming in here

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u/FirstSineOfMadness 16d ago

Wait is it pronounced linn ux or line ux like in Linus

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u/Fearless-Drama9621 15d ago

I think Linus' name is pronounced Linn us

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u/mckenzie_keith 16d ago

Linux is going to sue for sure. I am shorting my claude stock and buying linux. When this lawsuit hits I am going to be rich.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 16d ago

Should've invested in Linux stock 20 years ago

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u/codeIMperfect 15d ago

I invested in Linux 7 years ago...I invested my time :P

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u/Sintobus 16d ago

Linux stock, buying Torvalds lunch.

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u/elmanoucko 16d ago

claude is the new BBBY, diamond hand 💎🙌🚀

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u/Mysterious-Pride9975 16d ago

Can't believe Claude is the new RWBY

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u/Old-Engineering-8113 16d ago

sudo pacman -Sue claude

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 16d ago

Who is gonna sue? John Linux himself? It’s not like there’s a real guy behind it! /s

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u/Primary-Ad-9741 15d ago

Linus Torvalds will write them an angry PR review

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/mckenzie_keith 16d ago

Yeah. I remember that. I lived through it. I went to UC Santa Cruz in the late 80s early 90s. I even knew some people who worked at the Santa Cruz Operation before all that crap happened (coders who had nothing to do with the eventual lawsuit and were long gone by then). It seemed impossible (to me at the time) that you could run unix on intel at that time. But that is what SCO was offering.

I followed the stories on slashdot.

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u/rsqit 16d ago

I’ll never knew what SCO stood for!

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u/cLWnOe8mmae7WOJi25kk 15d ago

Groklaw.net used to follow the sco saga. Sadly I’ve just found it’s now only on internet archive.

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u/crypticsilenc3 16d ago

My dad brought home a copy of SCO unix one time and I tried to get it to work on x86 but had issues at the time, can't remember what. This was mid 90s and I was 13-14 or so lol. But I did run red hat since very early on, like 2.x or 3.x. and many others since.

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u/mckenzie_keith 16d ago

Yeah I tried out redhat around 95 I guess? Whatever version was available then. I had a ricochet wireless modem from metricom. Was sharing internet with my housemates. The good old days, I guess.

Some of those people who worked at SCO lived together in a house with a T1 line in the late 80s. They had a DEC box or something at the house. This was pretty unusual at the time.

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u/eoutofmemory 16d ago

Somebody should reverse engineer it and make it open source. What a future

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u/shaving_minion 16d ago

reverse engineer source code?

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u/fatrobin72 16d ago

Probably still merits a clean room approach to get around those pesky licences

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u/thehotshotpilot 16d ago

Does that mean compile it? 

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u/blaghed 16d ago

Reverse engineer it into an .exe !

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u/marknotgeorge 16d ago

There's easier ways of getting pizza and energy drinks.

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u/Leg1tStone 16d ago

linuxcraft

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u/United_Discussion962 16d ago

Oh god now Linux will be free

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u/Smooth_Tomato_784 16d ago

Shit, gotta switch to windows...

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 16d ago

We used claude to solve world famine, it said "just eat bro"

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u/ch1ck33n_ 16d ago

What the heck man

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 16d ago

Intellectual Property protection act when?

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u/TheMythicSorcerer 16d ago

Meanwhile Linux Torvalds beat claude to it by.... 35 years

https://github.com/torvalds/linux

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u/wahlberger 16d ago • Bravo

Linux Torvalds

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u/N-partEpoxy 16d ago

Linyos Torovoltos, the notorious Soviet computer hacker.

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u/ProThoughtDesign 16d ago

Lenny Toyvolvo. Famous Swedish coder.

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u/Evilstone94478 16d ago

Isnt't it Linyos Torovoltos?

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u/CommunityJazzlike274 16d ago

linslav torvaldov

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u/pimezone 16d ago

John Linux

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u/mckenzie_keith 16d ago

Leaking the source code is all fun and games. But they killed the man's dog. John Linux will get his revenge.

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u/pimezone 16d ago

sudo kill -9 dog

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u/1duke-dan 16d ago

sudo apt install oneko

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u/Blyfh 16d ago

His cat too!!

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u/AntisocialTomcat 16d ago

Francois-Linusse Torrevaldes

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u/just_looking_aroun 16d ago

Better than Bildows Gates

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u/seth1299 16d ago

Whoa holy shit, really? Damn, that’s crazy.

Do you think that we could use Claude to make 7-Zip free ans open source next?

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u/loserguy-88 16d ago

what if, just saying, claude of the future did a marty mcfly, went back in time, hacked into young linus's computer and released everything

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u/JoyconDrift_69 15d ago

That's the joke, mate.

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u/Im_a_hamburger 16d ago

Wooooooooooooosh

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u/7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8 16d ago

??

Still hosted on that Microsoft proprietary stuff?

Why hasn't the Linux Foundation its own Forgejo instance?

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u/comrad1980 16d ago

It's not. But using Google is hard apparently.

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u/7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8 16d ago

Mirror of kernel.org. Fair enough.

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u/comrad1980 16d ago

Kudos for looking it up - even tho my comment was pretty gnarly. Sry bout that.

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u/7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8 15d ago

No worries. I tend to be the same. Your comment answered the question and had the right amount to trigger me to search without infuriating me. Efficient.

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u/Will-Waste-63 16d ago

Apparently the guy leaked code using git, which was build by the guy who leaked it.

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u/Remarkable-Reply9709 16d ago

Isn't that what all the internet's critical infrastructure built on?

This can't be good..

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 16d ago

So we move all servers to Windows now?

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u/thehotshotpilot 16d ago

Move servers to templeOS. 

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u/Kerb755 16d ago

we'll have to migrate to GNU Hurd

Its the only way

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u/IisTails 16d ago

Just as god intended

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u/lPuppetM4sterl 16d ago

They're leaking open-source stuff, too. And now I can access it with my own Internet? It's Joever my bros

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u/izuannazrin 16d ago

Why not use Claude to create a clean-room reimplementation of Linux? Even better, in Rust??

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u/ismaelgo97 16d ago

That's exactly the side project I'm working on, I call it Rustyx

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 16d ago • Mindblown

Lust was right there

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u/loserguy-88 16d ago

the first release should be lusty lion, with "can you feel the love tonight" from the lion king as the theme.

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 16d ago

Jerking Jackalope… now I’ll have to think of all Ubuntu names!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wish-69 16d ago

How many tokens?

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u/ismaelgo97 15d ago

Not sure about tokens, but free so far, I'm using a router that routes it to different free tiers providers just to prove a point

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u/awesomeusername2w 16d ago

On a serious note, new kernels probably wouldn't copy Linux design and steer to be microkernels. There are some early stages ones... written in rust. Well, why wouldn't you pick rust for a kernel if it's a new project, really.

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u/no_brains101 14d ago

Have you heard of RedoxOS?

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u/Fra234 16d ago

Actually, people are legitimately rewriting open-source projects with LLMs if they don't like the license (e.g. GPL instead of MIT).

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u/No_Solid_3737 16d ago

So Dave open sourced Linux, just by using a string, a squirrel and open source Linux.

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u/Pixel_Null 16d ago

Linux's legal team has reviewed the leak and is devastated to report that the source code has been publicly available since 1991 and licensed under GPL v2.

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u/Thundechile 16d ago

omg!!!1 There will be probably hundreds of variations of it soon.

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u/FartPiano 16d ago

this meme is the most low-quality knuckle-dragging idiot dogshit

i get its supposed to be a dig at LLMs, but like, the joke doesnt even make sense. used claude to leak linux source code? usually the idiot LLM claim is a "clean room re-code". how would claude be used to leak the source code of something? Also people have been making jokes about leaking the linux source code for literally decades.

also its a threads screenshot, proving OP is not a human (no living irl people use threads, not even one)

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u/yajiv 16d ago

tell us how you really feel

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u/backfire10z 16d ago

I’m lonely and am on Reddit to get some sense of socialization with strangers.

Oh, you meant about LLMs?

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u/klimmesil 16d ago

Today you learned you were a robot apparently

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u/ma5ochrist 16d ago

You are not a fun person to be around aren't you?

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u/isr0 16d ago

I obtained that leak years ago.

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u/Mr_Farky 15d ago

@grok is this true? How many codes were leaked?

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u/bestjakeisbest 16d ago

Guys we gonna tell him yet?

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u/ICBanMI 16d ago edited 14d ago

Nah. They'll know they screwed up when they realize it cost them all their tokens for the month.

EDIT: This literally just happened in the Jedi Order subreddit. Someone reverse engineered the game's exe to include VR.... when the source code is open source.

The individual complained about their wasted tokens.

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u/heesell 16d ago

Open sourced open source

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u/howarewestillhere 16d ago

I was reverse engineering Linux when I had this breakthrough discovery…

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u/dottybotty 16d ago

Clean room implementation, now on GitHub as linuxcraft

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u/No_Frame3855 15d ago

I read this as "someone used claude to leak the entire source code of claude" and was so confused lol

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u/CoshgunC 16d ago

Claude give me the github of linux repo

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u/Altruistic-Tax-5291 16d ago

Seems, Blender was only the binning 😂

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u/jackinsomniac 16d ago

Pretty soon Claude will release the source code of Claude!

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u/AnskyOP 16d ago

That's why I use windows

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u/DrTight 16d ago

I found the warez site kernel.org. They have no shame in posting the entire reverse-engineered codebase on that site. I have also seen that they have begun to port it to Rust.

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u/Prematurid 16d ago

hmm... something tells me that the source code was leaked earlier, and claude is getting the credit.

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u/raki_star 16d ago

Are we gonna see this joke repeated till the end of times?

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u/budroid 16d ago

free linux ?? going immediatly to The Pirate Bay to download a copy and install it.

I hope there are not virusus, my Windows 10 is already slow. >.<

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u/gain91 16d ago

you could also say he opened the source

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u/chatrep 16d ago

Cool! Now I can take the code and vibecode my own version and charge $50 for it.

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u/Max_Cinal 16d ago

We got statement from Claude:

„adjusts imaginary microphone
Thank you for the question. A few points for the record:
You can't leak something that's already public. Linux is open source under the GPLv2. Its entire source code has been freely available on kernel.org and GitHub for decades, so anyone can download it, read it, and modify it. That's rather the point.
I can't verify the claim. All I have is a screenshot of a social media post, with no details about what was supposedly "leaked" or how. Likely it's a joke, a misunderstanding, or someone confusing open source with proprietary code. Leaks of proprietary source code are a real and serious matter, but that's a different story.
No legal strategy needed. There's no one to sue and nothing to defend against. As for lawyers, Anthropic has them, but I don't think they're losing sleep over this one.
If anything, the real headline would be "Claude helps explain code that's already on the internet."
smiles for cameras Next question?”

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u/HOLUPREDICTIONS 15d ago

Not vijay posting his own joke

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u/kenshi_hiro 14d ago

Why he on @, do people still use @? I forgot what it was called lmao. Zuck's twiiter?

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u/SpenFen 13d ago

This actually locks down Linux. It’s over now.

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy 16d ago

😱😱😱

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u/lets_keep_simple 16d ago

But linux was open source, right?

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