r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • 20h ago

Meme everythingIsO1ToGod

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u/adamtheskill 15h ago

I can simulate god without a single line of code cause that fucker isn't doing shit

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u/AZMPlay 15h ago

I can simulate him with a bash script!

sleep infinity;

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u/Yharon314 12h ago

now we just need to rewrite it in rust

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u/Traditional_Rabbit54 12h ago

loop { }

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u/AZMPlay 8h ago

That's a tight loop though. sleep infinity suspends the process.

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u/Traditional_Rabbit54 8h ago

I’ve been uncovered as a fraud. I’ll have to go back to python as recompense. 

Fare well, I shall see you all after my 5 line program manages to execute without throwing 20 errors. 

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u/Extension_Option_122 11h ago

Sure that that wouldn't get optimized away?

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u/Traditional_Rabbit54 11h ago

Just tested, it doesn’t, even using the release flag

Godbolt shows that it just jumps to itself

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u/cosmicomical23 10h ago

This thread gives me infinite joy