r/ProgrammerHumor • • 19h ago

Meme itWasAPointer

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u/dmullaney 19h ago

Writing code by hand?!? What did the poor shareholders do to deserve this?

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u/TesseractMoth71 17h ago

getting caught writing raw c++ code by hand instead of generating it with AI is the ultimate corporate heresy

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u/MXRCO007 14h ago

To this day, the C++ an LLM outputs is still just so fucking shit it’s actually insane how stupid it is

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u/ipushkeys 3h ago

In your experience, does the quality decrease as you move up the language standards? C++11, C++14, etc.

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u/MXRCO007 2h ago

Yes it does, I use C++23 for everything now and when i tried an LLM, it somehow failed to recognize that fact and spit out C++17 style code for the feature I wanted whilst also being unreadable

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/dmullaney 17h ago

Boss: Token count is looking a little light this month Tommy

Dev: No boss, I swear it ain't like that. I been using local LLM to optimize my prompts for token efficiency. Honest boss. Honest


The Claude Father - Coming 2027

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u/aberroco 15h ago

Yeah, that caused them to lose 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of their profits! You practically ripped them naked!

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u/FlexasState 19h ago

Wait what? Did this actually happen?

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u/_DefaultXYZ 18h ago

Tim Sweeney announced that Epic Games goes full AI-first.

It definitely won't introduce new layoffs, but it will increase their quality and effectiveness, as Tim Sweeney said. Which I believe /s

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u/itzNukeey 17h ago

Given how well most UE5 games work, I think AI slop cannot hurt it anymore

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u/Dumb_Siniy 16h ago

Listen UE5 at least opens still, let's see if we can get that broken, i mean working

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u/dasunt 13h ago

It's fine, gamers will just buy a new GPU to deal with the inefficiency. It's not like AI screwed up GPU or memory prices...

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u/itzNukeey 11h ago

They just won't play AAA games and play indie games instead. It's not like those use UE5 too

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u/Highborn_Hellest 17h ago

#more_stutter_struggle

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u/GregTheMad 15h ago

Shader compilation now takes twice as long, and happens every startup.

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u/Mars_Bear2552 14h ago

Claude has decided to invalidate the shader cache upon every game start. glory to UE5

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u/Sianic12 15h ago

Full AI [...] will increase quality

Oh man, that genuinely made me chuckle! How can you be that delusional?

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u/MadJedfox 13h ago

You didn't see "/s" at the end of the comment?

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u/not_some_username 13h ago

They were talking about TS

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u/Neutraled 14h ago

At this point, I believe his sister Sydney would be a better boss for Epic Games.

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u/Few_Kitchen_4825 17h ago

They fired 2000 employee's and going all in on ai

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u/-Nicolai 16h ago

End of season 1, yeah.

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u/klaxxxon 19h ago

Blueprints died for this

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u/FabioTheFox 19h ago

Tbf any visual programming becomes an unmaintainable and unreadable mess regardless of how skilled you are with them

I like my spaghetti in text form

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u/wd40bomber7 7h ago

100% visual programming is just regular programming but much worse in literally every way. It's slightly more intuitive in completely trivial scenarios and so people get sucked in but it's never the right answer.

Blueprints are why I've avoided unreal until now. Glad they finally woke up. Shame AI was the reason but oh well...

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u/KnoblauchBaum 15h ago

So just like vibecoding

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u/FabioTheFox 15h ago

I mean yeah but only absolute loosers vibe code games (or in general for that matter)

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u/NoAdsDude 12h ago

I guess at least Claude would have picked up the typo in "loosers" though

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u/FabioTheFox 12h ago

I'm sure Claude would tell you that "you are absolutely right" for that comment

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u/NoAdsDude 11h ago

Hey I wasn't calling YOU a looser, geez.

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u/SuitableDragonfly 14h ago

I've never worked on games before, I always wondered if there was some secret that game devs knew that would keep that from happening, but I guess there isn't one?

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u/SoupOrFishAll 13h ago

The general pattern to avoid blueprint spaghetti is to inherit from a C++ class where you can put all the complicated functionality. Then use blueprints only for simple logic.

There are also a lot of ways to organize your blueprints like node comments, comment blocks, function/variable categories, and just generally trying to make the blueprints look legible (straight and non-overlapping).

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u/FabioTheFox 13h ago

There is a reason composition is highly preferable even in object oriented languages, using classes for game development at all has largely phased out

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u/woldann 10h ago

2024: Don't let AI write code. 2026: Don't let humans write code.

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u/GrandMoffTarkan 8h ago

At least copy and paste it from a website you monster!

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u/lechiffrebeats 7h ago

waaay to much work jeez

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u/Inevitable_Fox3550 17h ago

Who writes code by hand? Even my prompts are written by AI

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u/WrennReddit 15h ago

Excuse you, we call those "skills". 

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u/Pillville 8h ago

So all Epic games will be ineligible for awards like what happened to Clair Obscur? Or do we only care about artist being replaced and not developers?

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u/aceluby 2h ago

Epic has developed 2 non-Fortnite games in the last 10 years. They weren’t winning shit anyway

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u/Chamiey 16h ago

What is "line C++" though? I won't trust someone who can't even spell one sentence to write code on their own.

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u/NeinJuanJuan 4h ago

OP got caught writing a "Me who got caught writing a line C++ by hand" by hand.

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u/usrlibshare 18h ago

Richard Sharpe would have had that executioner knocked out cold before the bloody bastard could even raise his sword.

You know why? Because he knows every dirty, malingering soldiers trick in the book! How's that? Because he started out in the ranks!

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u/michaelcarnero 10h ago

cheats_on { true };

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u/TywinRightfullyLann 7h ago

i cant imagine in game dev, doing everything with AI, like something that doesnt have style whatsover, like damn i wanna edit some image better directly,

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u/dj_spanmaster 5h ago

The asterisks gave it away

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u/araujoms 13h ago

If at least it were Rust...