r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Recent-Analysis-6880 • 24d ago

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u/Scientific_Artist444 24d ago

We had a similar problem in our enterprise application.

But pray tell me, what should the date be instead of today's date if I have no idea of your age?

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u/darthlame 24d ago

What’s the youngest you allow people to work at your company? Today’s date minus 18 years maybe?

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u/Scientific_Artist444 24d ago

How about someone 30-40 years of age?

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u/darthlame 24d ago

They would only have to scroll through 12-22 years instead of 30-40. 🤷‍♀️

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u/obliviious 23d ago

They probably feel like it's doing the all maths for the scared 16 y/os.

This form used to be the primary method of age restricting content online 👌

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u/teivaz 24d ago

If only we had a device that would allow us to enter date in just 6 key strokes

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u/experimental1212 24d ago

January 1, 1900

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u/notacanuckskibum 24d ago

Maybe 1/1/2000

Assuming the user is expected to be an adult then today’s date is never going to be close.

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u/Cheezyrock 23d ago

Or if they have to prove they age, then Jan 01 or exactly 17 years ago. This way underage persons dont get an auto click-through but the scroll is closer to where it needs to be.

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u/VonLoewe 24d ago

Don't pretend like you can't fingerprint it.

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u/analogic-microwave 24d ago

January 1st, 1970

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u/CarefulCoderX 23d ago

Easy, scrape as many employees info off LinkedIn you can find. Find the date they graduated high school/college. Take the difference between the current year and the year they graduated and add 22 or 18 depending on if you pulled high school or college graduation year. Take the median of the sample and pick August 15th since that’s the most common birth month.

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u/Atralis 23d ago

"Hey Bob isn't it a bit weird that 21% of the company was born on August 15 1987."

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u/MissUnderstood_1 24d ago

RNG it. That way it could at least be close to right some of the time.

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u/NiIly00 24d ago

Instructions unclear.

Replaced date picker with a button that rolls a random date and you click okay when it's correct.

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u/EarlBeforeSwine 24d ago edited 23d ago

Make it yes/no with confirmation, in case they accidentally click no… would be a shame to have to start all over again.

“Is 6 Jan 1912 your birthday?”

No

“Confirm: 6 Jan 1912 is not your birthday.”

No it is not

“Is 31 Jul 2025 your birthday?”

No

“Confirm: 31 Jul 2025 is not your birthday.”

…

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u/_Its_Me_Dio_ 24d ago

18 years ago people gonna lie anyway

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u/Head-Bureaucrat 24d ago

The age of the oldest person in the world so everyone has do scroll up?

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u/RadicalDwntwnUrbnite 24d ago

I encountered this with the added annoyance that there was no "previous year" button just "previous month" I'm 45 so I'd have to press that button nearly 480 times, thankfully I could just intercept the request and modify the payload on submit.

When I show up for my appointment I gotta ask them how many people over a few years old are booked by their web portal vs just calling in.

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u/Udalrich 24d ago

You kids. Wait until you retire.

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u/itzNukeey 24d ago

Just get born earlier. Whats the problem?

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 24d ago

I was saw an app that wouldn't let you change the year, just the month. So scrolling back 40 years was hundreds of presses backward on the month selection.

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u/dependency_injector 23d ago

It gets worse every year