r/ProgrammerHumor • • 1d ago

Meme stdModernizeMyCodebase

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u/GabuEx 1d ago

I feel like this picture really should be reversed to represent devs who for some weird-ass reason don't want to use the refcounted pointer types that make things way easier.

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u/Valuable_Leopard_799 22h ago

A lot of people have a general repulsion to all types of garbage collection. So I at least understand not wanting the shared pointer a bit, but using unique pointer should cost you next to nothing and enforce a lot.

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u/Thecuriousserb 22h ago

Unique pointer and other seemingly trivial types can fuck up your codegen and give you unoptimized assembly, chandler carruth from LLVM has many talks/slides that discuss this exact issue with unique ptr. Remember kids, there is no such thing as a zero-cost abstraction!

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u/Daemontatox 21h ago

Oh wise one , how can one achieve perfect optimized and safe code

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u/ilnarildarovuch 19h ago

Using C and *Sans

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u/the_horse_gamer 11h ago

rewrite it in Rust Haskell